The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
simonhempsp.bsky.social
The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
Minister of Finance for @polarmpsp.bsky.social

Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques

Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻‍❄️

BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES

MPSP Parody
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Wanted to precise that I am totally NOT in the files btw 🙅
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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What a great choice to not release the SITH HOAX (which I’m not in)

I’ve always been the loudest opponent of releasing the files. We need to protect the privacy of those who are in it (which I’m not)

And anyways they don’t exist

But if it did, they aren’t that bad

And the Jedi are in there more
AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
What a great choice to not release the SITH HOAX (which I’m not in)

I’ve always been the loudest opponent of releasing the files. We need to protect the privacy of those who are in it (which I’m not)

And anyways they don’t exist

But if it did, they aren’t that bad

And the Jedi are in there more
AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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APRÈS UNE RÉFLEXION APPROFONDIE ET DES ÉCHANGES AVEC LES PARTIS D’OPPOSITION, MON GOUVERNEMENT A DÉCIDÉ DE NE PAS PUBLIER LES DOSSIERS SITH LORS DE NOTRE PREMIER MANDAT ET METTRA FIN À TOUT COMMENTAIRE SUR CE SUJET.

MERCI DE VOTRE ATTENTION !
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Glad to see a Jedi member finally acknowledge that New Frengland is a real threat.

Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.

👇👇👇
Me and the ever-independent @brandonlympsp.bsky.social in a bipartisan meeting with two international governance consultants discussing how to deal with the New Frengland threat. They are currently wanted by Belgium for tipping 14.9% on the bill.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
🇨🇦❄️🇨🇦
Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I would like the Opposition to know that I do IN-FACT own an air fryer and won’t accept these baseless lies

But do you know what I have and they don’t?

An actual degree in Economics

A plan for our country

Motion

Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
Another member of the Laurentian elite expected to represent everyday Canadians.

As a simple goy from the Prairies, you can expect me to stand up for the little guy against people educated by the New Frenglish.

Additionally, Minister He does not own an air fryer.
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.

@simonhempsp.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I would like the Opposition to know that I do IN-FACT own an air fryer and won’t accept these baseless lies

But do you know what I have and they don’t?

An actual degree in Economics

A plan for our country

Motion

Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
Another member of the Laurentian elite expected to represent everyday Canadians.

As a simple goy from the Prairies, you can expect me to stand up for the little guy against people educated by the New Frenglish.

Additionally, Minister He does not own an air fryer.
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.

@simonhempsp.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.

@simonhempsp.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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GG @Rchangmpsp.bsky.social has been found GUILTY of Preschool–Jedi partisanship.

Polars are calling on him to publicly apologize for challenging our historic 114-seat victory and to invite us to form the Cabinet immediately — or step down.

Sign here: fire-partisan-GG-RyanChang.ca
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Uhm based? Based and snowpilled even?
Shut the fuck up Trevor Ng! I am very incredibly unfamiliar with you and your work, but I dislike you immensely and would never be you ever.

Signed, Iammabad Aktor
Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Uhm based? Based and snowpilled even?
Shut the fuck up Trevor Ng! I am very incredibly unfamiliar with you and your work, but I dislike you immensely and would never be you ever.

Signed, Iammabad Aktor
Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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If my colleague ever took any engineering class before, he would know that Igloo’s provide warmth and are BUILT with Canadian snow and hands

Although I should had known that NF doesn’t bribe their puppets based on education 🤷‍♂️

Homes won’t just be an abstract concept under us, they will be reality
Home is an abstract concept about where one lives. Home is cozy, WARM, and a permanent living space.

Is one of the PPC’s fervent supporters admitting igloos aren’t homes? That they’re not adequate enough to be considered a home, where one raises their family and 6 or 7 children?
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…

And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Thanks for your trust in our COLD mandate!

Although slight correction, for the first time since the Jedi-Preschoolers ruined our economy, our credit score ISN’T going to worsen since we are going to FREEZE THE DEBT 🧊

We’re going to have a generational budget and I already CHILLS thinking about it🥶
Hallelujah! I can sleep well knowing my Minister is printing money out of thin air, cutting taxes and adding services! Where will the money come from? We can simply borrow trillions from the World Bank and tank Canada’s credit score! 100 is an A+ after all!
The only scam here is the TAX ON COLD, stealing away COLD hard-earned cash from working Canadians (not career cabal Jedi-Preschooler politicians) 🚨

The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓

A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Also suspicious that he hasn’t commented on the Sith files yet 🤔

I am hearing rumors that he was maybe even on the spaceship to the Sith planet with those Padawans 🤢

Just how deep is the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool deep state?

#FirePartisanGGRyanChang
#ReleaseTheSithFiles
He granted royal assent to Canada’s worst law “Quanah’s Cold Tax Bill C-2” and now he’s upset Canadians voted for change after the Preschool-Jedis’ 6-7 years in office.

If you want to fire the partisan Preschool-Jedi GG @rchangmpsp.bsky.social, complete this survey: fire-partisan-GG-RyanChang.ca.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Also suspicious that he hasn’t commented on the Sith files yet 🤔

I am hearing rumors that he was maybe even on the spaceship to the Sith planet with those Padawans 🤢

Just how deep is the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool deep state?

#FirePartisanGGRyanChang
#ReleaseTheSithFiles
He granted royal assent to Canada’s worst law “Quanah’s Cold Tax Bill C-2” and now he’s upset Canadians voted for change after the Preschool-Jedis’ 6-7 years in office.

If you want to fire the partisan Preschool-Jedi GG @rchangmpsp.bsky.social, complete this survey: fire-partisan-GG-RyanChang.ca.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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He granted royal assent to Canada’s worst law “Quanah’s Cold Tax Bill C-2” and now he’s upset Canadians voted for change after the Preschool-Jedis’ 6-7 years in office.

If you want to fire the partisan Preschool-Jedi GG @rchangmpsp.bsky.social, complete this survey: fire-partisan-GG-RyanChang.ca.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Proud to say I won the riding of Calgary Crowfoot!! Can’t wait to serve my constituents with the Polar party. 🇨🇦☃️
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Thanks for your trust in our COLD mandate!

Although slight correction, for the first time since the Jedi-Preschoolers ruined our economy, our credit score ISN’T going to worsen since we are going to FREEZE THE DEBT 🧊

We’re going to have a generational budget and I already CHILLS thinking about it🥶
Hallelujah! I can sleep well knowing my Minister is printing money out of thin air, cutting taxes and adding services! Where will the money come from? We can simply borrow trillions from the World Bank and tank Canada’s credit score! 100 is an A+ after all!
The only scam here is the TAX ON COLD, stealing away COLD hard-earned cash from working Canadians (not career cabal Jedi-Preschooler politicians) 🚨

The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓

A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If my colleague ever took any engineering class before, he would know that Igloo’s provide warmth and are BUILT with Canadian snow and hands

Although I should had known that NF doesn’t bribe their puppets based on education 🤷‍♂️

Homes won’t just be an abstract concept under us, they will be reality
Home is an abstract concept about where one lives. Home is cozy, WARM, and a permanent living space.

Is one of the PPC’s fervent supporters admitting igloos aren’t homes? That they’re not adequate enough to be considered a home, where one raises their family and 6 or 7 children?
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…

And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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So excited to see totally random educated Canadian citizens who definitely aren’t MP Simon He stand up and inform others of the great policies coming from the PPC on igloos! ❄️
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet…

And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
Mr. Citizen,

I know you are an incredibly intelligent man simply mislead by PPC falsehoods and exaggerations.

This credit card budget is completely outside the realm of possibility. How many homes has the PPC built? We have entire PLANETS to explore and prepare housing at with our Jedi budget.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Bourassa, thank you!
I would like to thank all my constituents for trusting me and the Polar Party of Canada to represent you in Ottawa. Together, let’s build a Canada Cool 🆒🇨🇦❄️
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM