Rt. Hon. Sajdah Hema
@theehonourable.bsky.social
MPSP Parody Account
Former Prime Minister of Canada and Deputy Leader of the TTC Party
Baddest AND Realest Calgary Crowfoot 🐦⬛MP
Former Prime Minister of Canada and Deputy Leader of the TTC Party
Baddest AND Realest Calgary Crowfoot 🐦⬛MP
Pinned
Proud to say I won the riding of Calgary Crowfoot!! Can’t wait to serve my constituents with the Polar party. 🇨🇦☃️
Super excited to spend the rest of my MPSP life with @aureliempsp.bsky.social as my beautiful, talented, and amazing wife ❤️
First time being engaged kinda nervous 😣
P.S. I do take additional spouses so dm to inquire
First time being engaged kinda nervous 😣
P.S. I do take additional spouses so dm to inquire
Very happy to annonce my engagement to the honorable @theehonourable.bsky.social 💍 Soon to be wive #3
Would love to go up to 6 or 7 …
@mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social and @ayeshampsp.bsky.social willing to cross the floor for me? For us? Or are we doomed to be star-crossed lovers till the end of time ?
Would love to go up to 6 or 7 …
@mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social and @ayeshampsp.bsky.social willing to cross the floor for me? For us? Or are we doomed to be star-crossed lovers till the end of time ?
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Super excited to spend the rest of my MPSP life with @aureliempsp.bsky.social as my beautiful, talented, and amazing wife ❤️
First time being engaged kinda nervous 😣
P.S. I do take additional spouses so dm to inquire
First time being engaged kinda nervous 😣
P.S. I do take additional spouses so dm to inquire
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After successfully escaping Jedi Captivity, I am happy to announce that yesterday January 11th 2026, I was sworn in as Canada's new Minister of AI and Innovation, my Team and I are working tirelessly to bring the cool innovations that Canadians want and need.
#ViveleCanadafroid
#ViveleCanadafroid
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
After successfully escaping Jedi Captivity, I am happy to announce that yesterday January 11th 2026, I was sworn in as Canada's new Minister of AI and Innovation, my Team and I are working tirelessly to bring the cool innovations that Canadians want and need.
#ViveleCanadafroid
#ViveleCanadafroid
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Cabinet met last night, and the momentum is real. We have the talent and the discipline to deliver for Canadians and dominate the floor during Question Period. The "Preschool-Jedi" era is over—it's time for a cool economy and a government that works. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Cabinet met last night, and the momentum is real. We have the talent and the discipline to deliver for Canadians and dominate the floor during Question Period. The "Preschool-Jedi" era is over—it's time for a cool economy and a government that works. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Dear citizens of the Polar North, today is my birthday 🎉 And do you know what would be the best gift for me? If the Jedi party put their light sabres down and join us in making Canada Cold Again 🥶❄️☃️
#ppc
#MPSP
#polarpartycanada
#deputyleaderinhouse
#ppc
#MPSP
#polarpartycanada
#deputyleaderinhouse
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January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Dear citizens of the Polar North, today is my birthday 🎉 And do you know what would be the best gift for me? If the Jedi party put their light sabres down and join us in making Canada Cold Again 🥶❄️☃️
#ppc
#MPSP
#polarpartycanada
#deputyleaderinhouse
#ppc
#MPSP
#polarpartycanada
#deputyleaderinhouse
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Good news : I just repealed the Preschool-Jedi Who’s Bill Act and axed its Cold Tax.
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Bonne nouvelle : Je viens d’abroger la Loi Préscolaire-Jedi Qui est Bill et d’annuler sa Taxe Froide.
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Bonne nouvelle : Je viens d’abroger la Loi Préscolaire-Jedi Qui est Bill et d’annuler sa Taxe Froide.
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Good news : I just repealed the Preschool-Jedi Who’s Bill Act and axed its Cold Tax.
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Bonne nouvelle : Je viens d’abroger la Loi Préscolaire-Jedi Qui est Bill et d’annuler sa Taxe Froide.
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Bonne nouvelle : Je viens d’abroger la Loi Préscolaire-Jedi Qui est Bill et d’annuler sa Taxe Froide.
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It’s time to build — and our new Polar Cabinet is ready to deliver.
Together, we’ll unite, secure, protect and build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Together, we’ll unite, secure, protect and build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It’s time to build — and our new Polar Cabinet is ready to deliver.
Together, we’ll unite, secure, protect and build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Together, we’ll unite, secure, protect and build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Il est temps de bâtir l’avenir — et le nouveau Cabinet Polaire est prêt à s’y consacrer.
Ensemble, nous unirons les Canadiens, sécuriserons notre souveraineté et notre économie, protégerons nos valeurs et bâtirons un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Ensemble, nous unirons les Canadiens, sécuriserons notre souveraineté et notre économie, protégerons nos valeurs et bâtirons un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Il est temps de bâtir l’avenir — et le nouveau Cabinet Polaire est prêt à s’y consacrer.
Ensemble, nous unirons les Canadiens, sécuriserons notre souveraineté et notre économie, protégerons nos valeurs et bâtirons un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Ensemble, nous unirons les Canadiens, sécuriserons notre souveraineté et notre économie, protégerons nos valeurs et bâtirons un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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2/2 La population Canadienne nous a donné un mandat clair : nous tenir debout pour ce pays et bâtir une économie forte.
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
2/2 La population Canadienne nous a donné un mandat clair : nous tenir debout pour ce pays et bâtir une économie forte.
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination.
Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :
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1/2 Canadians gave us a clear mandate: to stand up for our country and build a strong economy that works for everyone.
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
1/2 Canadians gave us a clear mandate: to stand up for our country and build a strong economy that works for everyone.
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination.
Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:
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Headed to Ottawa to represent the good people of Winnipeg North. Thank you to all my constituents who have placed their confidence in me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social . Together, we will deliver a strong, cold, and safe Canada for ourselves, and generations to come.
#cold#ppcmpsp
#cold#ppcmpsp
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Headed to Ottawa to represent the good people of Winnipeg North. Thank you to all my constituents who have placed their confidence in me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social . Together, we will deliver a strong, cold, and safe Canada for ourselves, and generations to come.
#cold#ppcmpsp
#cold#ppcmpsp
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Hey look, Mom. I made it. 🥹
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hey look, Mom. I made it. 🥹
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ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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The Shadow Minister and my Critic for Canadian Heritage (@ayeshampsp.bsky.social) ENDORSED using Lightsabers as a “tool” for teaching children. Ergo, scar and punish them.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The Shadow Minister and my Critic for Canadian Heritage (@ayeshampsp.bsky.social) ENDORSED using Lightsabers as a “tool” for teaching children. Ergo, scar and punish them.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
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While you’re struggling, these Rt. Hons. have never had it so good. Your new govt will freeze their pensions until the budget is balanced.
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Ces Très. Hon. vivent leur belles vies pendant que vous coupez vos dépenses. Votre nouveau govt gèlera leurs pensions jusqu’à ce que le budget soit balancé.
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Ces Très. Hon. vivent leur belles vies pendant que vous coupez vos dépenses. Votre nouveau govt gèlera leurs pensions jusqu’à ce que le budget soit balancé.
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
While you’re struggling, these Rt. Hons. have never had it so good. Your new govt will freeze their pensions until the budget is balanced.
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Ces Très. Hon. vivent leur belles vies pendant que vous coupez vos dépenses. Votre nouveau govt gèlera leurs pensions jusqu’à ce que le budget soit balancé.
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Ces Très. Hon. vivent leur belles vies pendant que vous coupez vos dépenses. Votre nouveau govt gèlera leurs pensions jusqu’à ce que le budget soit balancé.
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“Rising Star minister @xaviertait.bsky.social is getting it done” 🇨🇦
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« La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦
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« La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
“Rising Star minister @xaviertait.bsky.social is getting it done” 🇨🇦
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« La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦
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« La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦
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The world wants what Canada has to offer — and we will deliver: the world’s eighth sea. Nunavut will lead the way. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
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Le monde veut ce que le Canada possède—et nous livrerons: la huitième mer du monde. Le Nunavut montrera la voie. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
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Le monde veut ce que le Canada possède—et nous livrerons: la huitième mer du monde. Le Nunavut montrera la voie. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The world wants what Canada has to offer — and we will deliver: the world’s eighth sea. Nunavut will lead the way. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
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Le monde veut ce que le Canada possède—et nous livrerons: la huitième mer du monde. Le Nunavut montrera la voie. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
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Le monde veut ce que le Canada possède—et nous livrerons: la huitième mer du monde. Le Nunavut montrera la voie. 🌊🐠🇨🇦
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2/2 Le Canada est une destination de choix pour celles et ceux qui souhaitent travailler, étudier et bâtir leur vie — et l’immigration est essentielle à la croissance de notre économie.
C’est pourquoi nous renforçons notre système d’immigration ⬆️
C’est pourquoi nous renforçons notre système d’immigration ⬆️
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
2/2 Le Canada est une destination de choix pour celles et ceux qui souhaitent travailler, étudier et bâtir leur vie — et l’immigration est essentielle à la croissance de notre économie.
C’est pourquoi nous renforçons notre système d’immigration ⬆️
C’est pourquoi nous renforçons notre système d’immigration ⬆️
With me as the Minister of Immigration, Citizenship, and Refugees, I promise to make Canada 🆒. We are a nation built on opportunity, innovation, and an unapologetic love of snow, and that will never change!!
Vive le froid❄️❄️❄️
Vive le froid❄️❄️❄️
1/2 Canada is a destination of choice for people looking for a new place to work, study, and build their lives – and immigration is key to growing our economy.
That’s why we're strengthening our immigration system⬇️
That’s why we're strengthening our immigration system⬇️
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
With me as the Minister of Immigration, Citizenship, and Refugees, I promise to make Canada 🆒. We are a nation built on opportunity, innovation, and an unapologetic love of snow, and that will never change!!
Vive le froid❄️❄️❄️
Vive le froid❄️❄️❄️
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The only thing hibernating right now is the Jedi Party. While the Jedis fear the cold and go take a nap the PPC will be there ready to deliver for Canadians when the house returns this coming week!
Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
67 jokes in the big 26 🥀💔
Wake up from hibernation unc! This aint 2025 anymore. Canadiens need a government connected to reality not to igloos and snowmobiles
#BringTheEwoks
Wake up from hibernation unc! This aint 2025 anymore. Canadiens need a government connected to reality not to igloos and snowmobiles
#BringTheEwoks
One month ago, we made history by winning the largest seat count in all MPSP history.
In just 3 days, our government will be sworn in with two goals in mind : axing the Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax and building the strongest economy in the G-6-7.
In just 3 days, our government will be sworn in with two goals in mind : axing the Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax and building the strongest economy in the G-6-7.
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The only thing hibernating right now is the Jedi Party. While the Jedis fear the cold and go take a nap the PPC will be there ready to deliver for Canadians when the house returns this coming week!
Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️
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Calling concern for workers “division” is an… interesting choice.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Calling concern for workers “division” is an… interesting choice.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
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HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow Canadians!!! 🎊🎆
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow Canadians!!! 🎊🎆
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
❄️ 2026 will be the year the PPC gives Canadians the Hibernation Care Program
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Canada is facing generational challenges that demand a generational response. Our Budget will do just that. 💰🇨🇦
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Le Canada est confronté à des défis générationnels qui exigent une réponse générationnelle. Notre Budget y répondra.💰🇨🇦
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Le Canada est confronté à des défis générationnels qui exigent une réponse générationnelle. Notre Budget y répondra.💰🇨🇦
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Canada is facing generational challenges that demand a generational response. Our Budget will do just that. 💰🇨🇦
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Le Canada est confronté à des défis générationnels qui exigent une réponse générationnelle. Notre Budget y répondra.💰🇨🇦
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Le Canada est confronté à des défis générationnels qui exigent une réponse générationnelle. Notre Budget y répondra.💰🇨🇦
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Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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WATCH👇
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Calling concern for workers “division” is an… interesting choice.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social has direct, straightforward priorities surrounding employment. Must be the cold! It keeps us practical☃️❄️
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
WATCH👇
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social schools an incompetent Jedi MP.
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La ministre de l’Emploi et des familles @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social donne une leçon à un député Jedi incompétent.
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Thank you, Polar Party of Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Thank you, Polar Party of Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️