Simon Harris
@simonharris.bsky.social
Not that Simon Harris. Nor that one. Editor of Fleet World/EV Fleet world. Automotive data analyst/journalist. Chair, the Guild of Motoring Writers. Chair, Welsh Motoring Writers. Cars: Kia EV3 (on test); Mini Cooper SE (own); 1993 Jaguar XJ12 (own).
Probably an illustration of shrinkflation, as well as gouging by Kraft/Cadbury and supermarkets. Three years ago the standard bag of Mini Eggs weighed 90g and cost £1. Now, it’s 74g and costs £2. The ‘family pack’ weighed 296g three years ago and costs £3. Now it’s 256g and £5.50.
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Probably an illustration of shrinkflation, as well as gouging by Kraft/Cadbury and supermarkets. Three years ago the standard bag of Mini Eggs weighed 90g and cost £1. Now, it’s 74g and costs £2. The ‘family pack’ weighed 296g three years ago and costs £3. Now it’s 256g and £5.50.
Week one at Fleet World complete. Busy, messy, creative – and plenty of fun reminding myself why I’ve loved this industry for more than 25 years.
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Week one at Fleet World complete. Busy, messy, creative – and plenty of fun reminding myself why I’ve loved this industry for more than 25 years.
I’m looking at the calendar counting down to the end of 2025, which feels like a good moment to take a breath.
To be honest, the period of sudden unemployment I went through this year was a bit of a shock to the system. It’s a strange, unsettling place to be.
To be honest, the period of sudden unemployment I went through this year was a bit of a shock to the system. It’s a strange, unsettling place to be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m looking at the calendar counting down to the end of 2025, which feels like a good moment to take a breath.
To be honest, the period of sudden unemployment I went through this year was a bit of a shock to the system. It’s a strange, unsettling place to be.
To be honest, the period of sudden unemployment I went through this year was a bit of a shock to the system. It’s a strange, unsettling place to be.
What a fantastic night at The Guild of Motoring Writers Awards. It was a pleasure to see so many friends, colleagues and supporters come together to celebrate the very best in automotive journalism.
📸 Jakob Ebrey
📸 Jakob Ebrey
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What a fantastic night at The Guild of Motoring Writers Awards. It was a pleasure to see so many friends, colleagues and supporters come together to celebrate the very best in automotive journalism.
📸 Jakob Ebrey
📸 Jakob Ebrey
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Very pleased to have won Business Writer of the Year at the Guild of Motoring Writers’ awards last night…many thanks to the Guild and the judges. Congrats to all the other winners!
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Very pleased to have won Business Writer of the Year at the Guild of Motoring Writers’ awards last night…many thanks to the Guild and the judges. Congrats to all the other winners!
100 days ago, I discovered my role was being made redundant.
Many of you will be familiar with that feeling of dread and upheaval that comes with career uncertainty.
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Many of you will be familiar with that feeling of dread and upheaval that comes with career uncertainty.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
100 days ago, I discovered my role was being made redundant.
Many of you will be familiar with that feeling of dread and upheaval that comes with career uncertainty.
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Many of you will be familiar with that feeling of dread and upheaval that comes with career uncertainty.
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Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1973 Jensen SP auto
1988 Bentley Turbo R
2006 Jaguar XJ6
2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI
1993 Jaguar XJ12
1973 Jensen SP auto
1988 Bentley Turbo R
2006 Jaguar XJ6
2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI
1993 Jaguar XJ12
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1987 BMW 325i
1991 Nissan 240sx
1995 Nissan 240sx
2001 Acura RSX
2015 Fiesta ST
1987 BMW 325i
1991 Nissan 240sx
1995 Nissan 240sx
2001 Acura RSX
2015 Fiesta ST
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1980 Volvo 242 GT
2005 Volvo XC70
1993 Mercedes 190 E 2.0
1998 BMW 328i Touring
1979 Citroen CX 2400 Pallas
1980 Volvo 242 GT
2005 Volvo XC70
1993 Mercedes 190 E 2.0
1998 BMW 328i Touring
1979 Citroen CX 2400 Pallas
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1973 Jensen SP auto
1988 Bentley Turbo R
2006 Jaguar XJ6
2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI
1993 Jaguar XJ12
1973 Jensen SP auto
1988 Bentley Turbo R
2006 Jaguar XJ6
2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI
1993 Jaguar XJ12
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
Me, remembering how to sell stories this week.
a cartoon of a man talking on a telephone with the word humming below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man talking on a telephone with the word humming below him
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me, remembering how to sell stories this week.
I was very happy to offer my car market insight in this interview with Ennis & Co, on the importance of keeping residual values in focus for new brands entering the UK.
Residual Values & the Battle for Brand Credibility in the UK Car Market | Ennis & Co
Al Clarke interviews Simon Harris on how residual values influence brand credibility and success in the competitive UK automotive market.
ennisco.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I was very happy to offer my car market insight in this interview with Ennis & Co, on the importance of keeping residual values in focus for new brands entering the UK.
Four weeks since my previous post here. I think I’ve learned from M*sk that my life doesn’t depend on social media.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Four weeks since my previous post here. I think I’ve learned from M*sk that my life doesn’t depend on social media.
Bsky has been brought to you today by the letters X and J, and by the number 12. Last pic by @andrewbrady.bsky.social.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bsky has been brought to you today by the letters X and J, and by the number 12. Last pic by @andrewbrady.bsky.social.
Rapture is tomorrow. Finally, some good news.
‘RaptureTok’ goes viral after prophecy claims world will end soon | The Express Tribune
A prophecy from South African pastor Joshua Mhlakela has ignited a viral TikTok movement about the end of times.
tribune.com.pk
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Rapture is tomorrow. Finally, some good news.
From an era when excess came as standard. #JaguarXJ12
August 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
From an era when excess came as standard. #JaguarXJ12
After four years in a role I cared deeply about, I’ve reached an unexpected full stop. It’s hard to step away from something you’ve built, but I’ve always believed that every ending carries the seed of a beginning. I don’t yet know what the next chapter looks like, but I’m ready to find out.
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
After four years in a role I cared deeply about, I’ve reached an unexpected full stop. It’s hard to step away from something you’ve built, but I’ve always believed that every ending carries the seed of a beginning. I don’t yet know what the next chapter looks like, but I’m ready to find out.
My Mini notified me about a “surprise” to be found in the apps section.
August 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My Mini notified me about a “surprise” to be found in the apps section.
When choice leads to confusion: how range complexity can undermine residual values.
We all know variety can help a model appeal to more customers. Equipment grades, powertrain choices, and option packs can capture a wider audience, and this can also translate to stronger appeal as a used car.
We all know variety can help a model appeal to more customers. Equipment grades, powertrain choices, and option packs can capture a wider audience, and this can also translate to stronger appeal as a used car.
August 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When choice leads to confusion: how range complexity can undermine residual values.
We all know variety can help a model appeal to more customers. Equipment grades, powertrain choices, and option packs can capture a wider audience, and this can also translate to stronger appeal as a used car.
We all know variety can help a model appeal to more customers. Equipment grades, powertrain choices, and option packs can capture a wider audience, and this can also translate to stronger appeal as a used car.
Wondered about posting a version of a LinkedIn rant here. What’s the etiquette?
August 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wondered about posting a version of a LinkedIn rant here. What’s the etiquette?
Reposted by Simon Harris
I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz.
I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.
I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.
August 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz.
I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.
I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.
Top 10 banger tv themes when I was a kid (1970s edition):
1. The Adventures of Rupert the Bear
Sung by actual pop star Jackie Lee, it charted at No 14 in the UK.
Rating: 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
1. The Adventures of Rupert the Bear
Sung by actual pop star Jackie Lee, it charted at No 14 in the UK.
Rating: 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
The Adventures of Rupert Bear - Original 1970 Titles (pre-2017 print)
YouTube video by BluetheFortune
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August 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Top 10 banger tv themes when I was a kid (1970s edition):
1. The Adventures of Rupert the Bear
Sung by actual pop star Jackie Lee, it charted at No 14 in the UK.
Rating: 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
1. The Adventures of Rupert the Bear
Sung by actual pop star Jackie Lee, it charted at No 14 in the UK.
Rating: 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Reposted by Simon Harris
Sometimes I write out a long comment rebuttal and then just delete it because I realize I don’t care. Do recommend
August 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sometimes I write out a long comment rebuttal and then just delete it because I realize I don’t care. Do recommend
Arriving at yesterday’s Festival of the Unexceptional, like a boss.
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Arriving at yesterday’s Festival of the Unexceptional, like a boss.