Simon Harris
banner
simonharris.bsky.social
Simon Harris
@simonharris.bsky.social
Not that Simon Harris. Nor that one. Automotive data analyst/journalist. Chair, the Guild of Motoring Writers. Chair, Welsh Motoring Writers. Cars: Kia EV3 (on test); Mini Cooper SE (own); 1993 Jaguar XJ12 (own).
I was very happy to offer my car market insight in this interview with Ennis & Co, on the importance of keeping residual values in focus for new brands entering the UK.
Residual Values & the Battle for Brand Credibility in the UK Car Market | Ennis & Co
Al Clarke interviews Simon Harris on how residual values influence brand credibility and success in the competitive UK automotive market.
ennisco.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Four weeks since my previous post here. I think I’ve learned from M*sk that my life doesn’t depend on social media.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bsky has been brought to you today by the letters X and J, and by the number 12. Last pic by @andrewbrady.bsky.social.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rapture is tomorrow. Finally, some good news.
‘RaptureTok’ goes viral after prophecy claims world will end soon | The Express Tribune
A prophecy from South African pastor Joshua Mhlakela has ignited a viral TikTok movement about the end of times.
tribune.com.pk
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
From an era when excess came as standard. #JaguarXJ12
August 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
After four years in a role I cared deeply about, I’ve reached an unexpected full stop. It’s hard to step away from something you’ve built, but I’ve always believed that every ending carries the seed of a beginning. I don’t yet know what the next chapter looks like, but I’m ready to find out.
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My Mini notified me about a “surprise” to be found in the apps section.
August 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When choice leads to confusion: how range complexity can undermine residual values.

We all know variety can help a model appeal to more customers. Equipment grades, powertrain choices, and option packs can capture a wider audience, and this can also translate to stronger appeal as a used car.
August 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wondered about posting a version of a LinkedIn rant here. What’s the etiquette?
August 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Simon Harris
I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz.
I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.
August 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Top 10 banger tv themes when I was a kid (1970s edition):

1. The Adventures of Rupert the Bear

Sung by actual pop star Jackie Lee, it charted at No 14 in the UK.

Rating: 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
The Adventures of Rupert Bear - Original 1970 Titles (pre-2017 print)
YouTube video by BluetheFortune
youtu.be
August 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Reposted by Simon Harris
Sometimes I write out a long comment rebuttal and then just delete it because I realize I don’t care. Do recommend
August 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Washed ready for my first meet with Spalding and East Elloe Classic Car Club tomorrow. #Caturday
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Arriving at yesterday’s Festival of the Unexceptional, like a boss.
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Simon Harris
Coming on September 12th: The Re-Henge of Spinal Tap.

youtu.be/hxkZ7krBzA8?...
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues | Official Trailer | Experience It In IMAX®
YouTube video by IMAX
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Anyone heading to Festival of the Unexceptional tomorrow?
July 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Discovered my village is getting a milk round. EVs and recyclable glass bottles are all a bit zeitgeisty, but I’ll play along and see how it goes.
July 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
XJ12 is visiting the workshop today for a health check from a specialist. Feels almost where it should be mechanically, so not unduly worried. Cosmetic attention comes next.
July 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If you’ve gone back to the other site, I think I’m owed an explanation.
July 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
More unintended consequences? If the purpose was to encourage the purchase of non-Chinese brands, it has a far wider impact. The Mini Aceman and electric versions of the Mini Cooper are currently only built in China. Probably a few more brands affected by it.
Chinese-made electric vehicles 'will not qualify' for electric car grant
The Government suggests Chinese-made EVs will not qualify for its new electric car grant based on the environmental standards of production facilities.
www.fleetnews.co.uk
July 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
German-registered XJ12.
July 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
July 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Now the weather has cooled, will I ever reach the giddy heights of 396 miles on a charge again this summer? 🤔 The best the Kia EV6 offers on WLTP combined is 361 miles for the Air grade, a step below this GT Line.
July 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
W126 420 SE seeking shade today.
July 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM