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Simon Hammann
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Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351
Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
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Punfred is on fire
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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when your inspiration is 🐄🐄 🤠 @nmrfam.bsky.social nmrfam.wisc.edu/capabilities/ #NMRchat
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Sample Scheduling Procedures Project proposals from all users are assessed for scientific merit and technical feasibility through the same review process. NMRFAM utilizes iLab for reserving instrument...
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February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Hahahaha!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Cutie 😍
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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That's a stupid name! Who in their right mind would do this?!
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Ah!! That makes sense then. Clever naming!
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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I'll allow it
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Der Sündenfall
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I can see Åse and Irma, but how does the Mads pun work?
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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dck in the chat
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Happy 2nd Anniversary - for those who celebrate!

www.frontiersin.org/journals/cel... (the article download button doesn't seem to work... hmm).
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Happy 2nd Anniversary - for those who celebrate!

www.frontiersin.org/journals/cel... (the article download button doesn't seem to work... hmm).
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Scintillation counter? Don't think I have actually ever seen one. Sleek!
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Don't say "machine" I beg you
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Hey everyone, I need inspiration for instrument nicknames. How do you name your (mass spec? NMR?) instruments? 🧪 #Chemchat
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Nice!!
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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F in Chat
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Wait is over! My article on bird photography helping me to be a better chemist is now live on Chemistry World.

#ChemSky

www.chemistryworld.com/opinion/how-...
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Da gibts ne Geschichte oder?
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Unhinged, ne?
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Bodenständig.
Ein Wahlplakat. Die Kandidatin mit Pferd vor dem Landtag in Stuttgart
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Raise your hand if you're an academic and feel like an imposter (at least!) sometimes 🙋‍♂️ #ChemChat 🧪
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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Hab jetzt 30 Stunden eingestempelt diese Woche, wo kann man denn diese Lifestyle Freizeit abholen? Weiß das jemand?
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Und von Boris Palmer getraut wird
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Bus, der in der Sackgasse Solingen feststeckt. Schiff, das im Suezkanal feststeckt.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM