Simone Alexis
@simonealexis.bsky.social
I live life by 1) the rule of three, and 2) benign violation theory
I feel like I’m finally coming into my true self, which is a less awesome version of Sister Michael
June 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I feel like I’m finally coming into my true self, which is a less awesome version of Sister Michael
I love the idea that Hitler is stuck both in actual Hell and Development Hell
So... Adolf Hitler has his own IMDb page. There are quotes and trivia but (weirdly) no goofs. Alarmingly, he has one upcoming project.
May 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I love the idea that Hitler is stuck both in actual Hell and Development Hell
Altitude radio either needs a clearer break between game coverage and their bumper ad, or needs to move the “HE SCOOOORES” deeper into the copy. You guys are f’kin’ killing me
May 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Altitude radio either needs a clearer break between game coverage and their bumper ad, or needs to move the “HE SCOOOORES” deeper into the copy. You guys are f’kin’ killing me
Spoiler alert: they are all serial killers and we love that for them
The new hot trend after Dog DNA ancestry should be psychological profiles for your cat.
May 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Spoiler alert: they are all serial killers and we love that for them
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This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
Working title for The Pitt was “Dr. Robby and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Shift”
March 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Working title for The Pitt was “Dr. Robby and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Shift”
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It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
March 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games.
They know exactly what is going on.
Defend Medicaid.
Vote NO on Cloture.
NO on bill.
Kicking off 2025 with yet another rewatch of my comfort show, Chernobyl (2019)
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Kicking off 2025 with yet another rewatch of my comfort show, Chernobyl (2019)
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So much of my job is this over and over again on a loop:
"So what do you think we should do in order to responsibly build the Torment Nexus?"
"You can't. It's a Torment Nexus. Stop it."
"But the Torment Nexus is inevitable!"
"It's not. You could just not do it. You could stop right now."
"So what do you think we should do in order to responsibly build the Torment Nexus?"
"You can't. It's a Torment Nexus. Stop it."
"But the Torment Nexus is inevitable!"
"It's not. You could just not do it. You could stop right now."
November 24, 2024 at 9:56 PM
So much of my job is this over and over again on a loop:
"So what do you think we should do in order to responsibly build the Torment Nexus?"
"You can't. It's a Torment Nexus. Stop it."
"But the Torment Nexus is inevitable!"
"It's not. You could just not do it. You could stop right now."
"So what do you think we should do in order to responsibly build the Torment Nexus?"
"You can't. It's a Torment Nexus. Stop it."
"But the Torment Nexus is inevitable!"
"It's not. You could just not do it. You could stop right now."
I just started watching boxing tonight and even I know Serrano was robbed
November 16, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I just started watching boxing tonight and even I know Serrano was robbed
I’m just a girl, standing in front of the universe, asking it to let Mike Tyson knock the daylights out of Jake Paul in one
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of the universe, asking it to let Mike Tyson knock the daylights out of Jake Paul in one