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Simon Dale
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I sell wine
Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews
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November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Politics of Football in Yugoslavia. Mmm… yes, please! #InternationalBreak
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Yesss! We can officially get in the festive mood now these mad bastards are losing their heads about Muslims celebrating/not celebrating Christmas!🎄
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Map Of The World’s Railways

More about them: brilliantmaps.com/worlds-ra...
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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“We’ll be right back with more music to lower your blood pressure and help your dog ignore the sound of fireworks, right after the news…”

“TOP STORY: MORE REFUGEES ARE STORMING OUR BEACHES AND STARMER IS DETERMINED TO STEAL YOUR PENSION”
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Bluesky’s really fun, I think you’d like it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
These tickets still for sale. Cheaper than face value. #cpfc
Hey Palace fans. Sadly due to a death in the family both myself and my Dad can't make the Alkmaar game on Thursday night. Looking to sell our tickets for £50 all in. Do get in touch if you're wanting to go. Up the Palace #cpfc
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dear Americans, this is not true. Please don't believe this utter lunatic. Also, everyone please delete your X account.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey Palace fans. Sadly due to a death in the family both myself and my Dad can't make the Alkmaar game on Thursday night. Looking to sell our tickets for £50 all in. Do get in touch if you're wanting to go. Up the Palace #cpfc
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Going to be pretty crushing for that guy when it's Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest that deny him his haircut
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Please delete your X account, if you still have one
Do you know anybody still on "X"?

Please tell them to delete their account. I am really not a harcore lefty, but this stuff is just not ok.

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October 31, 2025 at 7:43 AM
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Private Eye
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Willy Ronis (French 1910-2009) Le Vigneron Girondin (Bordeaux), 1945. Ronis was a French photographer. His best-known work shows life in post-war Paris and Provence.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Imagine being top of the league and this is the best atmosphere you can muster.
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's always a Peep Show quote
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Disappointing game all round last night. We really struggle to break down teams when we're the one dominant in possession. Also I may be in the minority but I wasn't a fan of that Tifo. "We are the boys who will win your little game" came back to bite us didn't it #cpfc
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Well well well, if it isn't old
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Posted by the President of the United States.
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM