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Simon Dale
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I sell wine
Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews
I'm still trying to work out my tactic. Might sleep on the sofa
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Really really odd. He had the whole thing rehearsed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Every week! Not the same as live on a Saturday though
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I still haven't forgiven the BBC for ditching Stereo Underground
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Agreed. It's one of my golden rules.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Never trust a pub with a flat roof
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Syncler and Real Debrid
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'm not angry or frightened.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Very hard to forget a bully, trust me
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Taking a look at his profile it seems all he does is reply to posts. If real then it's a sad little life
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
So you're happy pushing people out onto the road so you can take the the pavement up with your car?
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It takes literal seconds to give it a quick rinse under a tap, post tea making. Leave on draining board for next time. It doesn't need washing, or putting in a dishwasher.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Parking on pavement (which the poster said had happened) is illegal. Doesn't matter if it's YOUR house. You can't park on the pavement, especially if you take up the entire pavement.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
They absolutely are not
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I believe Magic FM do this every December
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's still unacceptable
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Simon Dale
“We’ll be right back with more music to lower your blood pressure and help your dog ignore the sound of fireworks, right after the news…”

“TOP STORY: MORE REFUGEES ARE STORMING OUR BEACHES AND STARMER IS DETERMINED TO STEAL YOUR PENSION”
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
See also food served on slates. Worst of all, food served on a napkin on a slate.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM