Simon
simben.bsky.social
Simon
@simben.bsky.social
Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
The thing is talking to some normie acquaintances some of them DO have wikipedia plot summary brain. They cannot understand how James Bond could possibly come back after he was blown up. They can't conceive of fiction as anything other than an internally consistent series of actions.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Daniel Craig is shown attaining a 00 title under Judi Dench's M, who was Pierce Brosnan's boss. Two movies later, a young Q, implied to be the same guy as the old Q, shows up, Judi Dench dies and is replaced by Ralph Fiennes, implied to be the same guy as the old M.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
William Birkin: oh no James Marcus has just unleashed the T virus
Albert Wesker: you think someday our respective kids are gonna hook up
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Wendy's is objectively the same fast food establishment as Wendy's.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You know what’ll get me to walk into a store, is if they turn it into a complete nightmare
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Vince Gilligan is an insane genius because it sure looks like the Pluribus virus can stand in as a metaphor for literally whatever the viewer doesn’t like
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Holy fuck Pluribus has the juice
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
No one who covets the wind could be an evil man
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can’t believe the TV show made Jaskier’s book actually survive for posterity. One of the best jokes in the books, gone. Boooo.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FUCK
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ciri: I can excuse child kidnapping, but I draw the line at doing it for Nilfgaard
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It’s time we as a society admitted that “patch kids” as a standalone construction makes no sense and you can’t just put another word in front of that, that doesn’t mean anything
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Note that you can get Chier for 3.50

My friend I do that for free

(It means To Shit in French)
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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@majorthird.bsky.social shared this with me and it is my solemn duty to put as many eyes on this as possible

(Link in next skeet, for whatever headass walled garden reasons the links won't preview when I tried linking directly)
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Netflix stop killing off witchers that canonically live through the books and go on to appear in the games challenge level impossible
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Chris Redfield, remembering the mission to Europe 6 months ago where his squad all died: oh right, I also just remembered I have a shotgun
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They're calling it the most 78 sub-franchise of all time
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Looking at all the other cities electing progressive mayors with cool urbanist ideas with longing and despair
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
God so the last Discworld book, published posthumously, is of course about loss and grief

Damn you Terry
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Capcom in RE’s action era: seeing as we’re moving more into a 3rd person shooter genre, we’ve implemented a cover system
Me: oh cool, is the cover system good?
Capcom: dear god no. It’s dogshit. Like you wouldn’t believe how bad it is. So bad it makes you doubt we even glanced at Gears for a second.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“The only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades”
Got it
“And don’t forget the joker”
Now wait a minute
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM