Simon
@simben.bsky.social
Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
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Le bloc québécois organise une conférence avec Christian Rioux, l'un des plus gros racistes du Québec.
Ça fait dur en crisse. Rioux a déjà comparé des noirs à du poisson avarié et c'est évidemment un défenseur de Trump.
Le bloc québécois est une vrai honte. #polqc #racisme
Ça fait dur en crisse. Rioux a déjà comparé des noirs à du poisson avarié et c'est évidemment un défenseur de Trump.
Le bloc québécois est une vrai honte. #polqc #racisme
February 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
When the Wikipedia timeline looks like this you know the fandom is going crazy
February 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
When the Wikipedia timeline looks like this you know the fandom is going crazy
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everyone who bought a Virtual Boy, this is you
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
everyone who bought a Virtual Boy, this is you
Every parent pretty quickly develops a sixth sense for when their kids are about to become a problem
February 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Every parent pretty quickly develops a sixth sense for when their kids are about to become a problem
Might as well signal boost this game considering one of my kids' friends' dad is working on it and he told me on my doorstep yesterday that this demo was releasing today and to try it out
I did! It's pretty fun! It's a Hades! Don't you like a Hades?
store.steampowered.com/app/4378410/...
I did! It's pretty fun! It's a Hades! Don't you like a Hades?
store.steampowered.com/app/4378410/...
Echoes of Mystralia Demo on Steam
Echoes of Mystralia is an action-heavy spellcrafting ARPG roguelite, where rapid combat meets deep customization. Craft your own spells, unlock new combinations, fight epic bosses, and discover a narr...
store.steampowered.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Might as well signal boost this game considering one of my kids' friends' dad is working on it and he told me on my doorstep yesterday that this demo was releasing today and to try it out
I did! It's pretty fun! It's a Hades! Don't you like a Hades?
store.steampowered.com/app/4378410/...
I did! It's pretty fun! It's a Hades! Don't you like a Hades?
store.steampowered.com/app/4378410/...
fffffffuck I hate the Proving Grounds shrines
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
fffffffuck I hate the Proving Grounds shrines
Diogenes, pointing at a bush of Ice Fruit: behold, a Tabantha Moose!
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Diogenes, pointing at a bush of Ice Fruit: behold, a Tabantha Moose!
Nah man it's on NSO. If you got an NES classic a while ago it's on there too. You probably bought it on your Wii at one point if that's still hooked up. Here's a link to a torrent containing every NES ROM. Sure no the battery's dead on the old carts that's done you got me there.
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Nah man it's on NSO. If you got an NES classic a while ago it's on there too. You probably bought it on your Wii at one point if that's still hooked up. Here's a link to a torrent containing every NES ROM. Sure no the battery's dead on the old carts that's done you got me there.
Watching Beowulf (2007) and instantly knowing that Todd Howard definitely, definitely loved this movie
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Watching Beowulf (2007) and instantly knowing that Todd Howard definitely, definitely loved this movie
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
This is a question I have to answer in the process of ordering a CPAP
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This is a question I have to answer in the process of ordering a CPAP
Guy who recorded himself being punched for being an asshole: haha I’ll show everyone this, they’re gonna think I’m awesome
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Guy who recorded himself being punched for being an asshole: haha I’ll show everyone this, they’re gonna think I’m awesome
Have the Friday the 13th enthusiasts considered that a Friday the 13th of February means there will also be a Friday the 13th of March on any non-leap year
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Have the Friday the 13th enthusiasts considered that a Friday the 13th of February means there will also be a Friday the 13th of March on any non-leap year
Nick Fury voice: I'm building a team
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Nick Fury voice: I'm building a team
One kinda minor criticism I have about open world-era Zelda is the camera should know what you're trying to get a picture of and stop blocking your shots
clearly this bird is orange and not in the compendium, you know what I'm doing here game, it's not to take a picture of the well
clearly this bird is orange and not in the compendium, you know what I'm doing here game, it's not to take a picture of the well
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
One kinda minor criticism I have about open world-era Zelda is the camera should know what you're trying to get a picture of and stop blocking your shots
clearly this bird is orange and not in the compendium, you know what I'm doing here game, it's not to take a picture of the well
clearly this bird is orange and not in the compendium, you know what I'm doing here game, it's not to take a picture of the well
Oh holy shit they also snuck in a brand new 2D Legacy of Kain under my nose and THAT’s out March 31st, we’re eating so well
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Oh holy shit they also snuck in a brand new 2D Legacy of Kain under my nose and THAT’s out March 31st, we’re eating so well
Paul Giamatti truly is one of the finest large hams of our time
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Paul Giamatti truly is one of the finest large hams of our time
MGS4 finally rescued from PS3, FFXIII last known survivor
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
MGS4 finally rescued from PS3, FFXIII last known survivor
It’s become really hard to look at a new IP fantasy action RPG type thing and not smell Forspoken particles coming off of it
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It’s become really hard to look at a new IP fantasy action RPG type thing and not smell Forspoken particles coming off of it
Bigots hiding behind “canon” always show their ass so fucking fast
As if we didn’t literally have a disabled character in a wheelchair since literally the first season of TOS
As if we didn’t literally have a disabled character in a wheelchair since literally the first season of TOS
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Bigots hiding behind “canon” always show their ass so fucking fast
As if we didn’t literally have a disabled character in a wheelchair since literally the first season of TOS
As if we didn’t literally have a disabled character in a wheelchair since literally the first season of TOS
running not walking to the bank, all my savings in a sack with a big dollar sign on it, telling them to put it all on the moon, all of it
no I mean literally put my money on the moon, send it up there
no I mean literally put my money on the moon, send it up there
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
running not walking to the bank, all my savings in a sack with a big dollar sign on it, telling them to put it all on the moon, all of it
no I mean literally put my money on the moon, send it up there
no I mean literally put my money on the moon, send it up there
MCU costume designs are like
why did they put so much panel lining and needless detail on the avgn costume in the redesign?
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
MCU costume designs are like
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Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
I mean it’s the dog frisbee meme as it always is right, the dog is AAA game investors saying no build only peak
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I mean it’s the dog frisbee meme as it always is right, the dog is AAA game investors saying no build only peak