Simon
simben.bsky.social
Simon
@simben.bsky.social
Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
Literally three good reasons
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
They'll think it would be a better story if there was a 5 minute scene that showed how a trapdoor opened under him into a reinforced bunker a half-second before the missiles hit and he fell directly into a syringe loaded with The Cure To Foxdie
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Guaranteed if they just reboot it like normal a percentage of the audience will think "wtf they never explained how he came back?" as the lights come on over the credits
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
or, OR, you do a Peacemaker season 2, where you have a "previously on" that completely contradicts what you saw last season and just goes "hey pretend this all happened in this new continuity instead of the old one"
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
okay one of those isn't strictly canonical or official so there's some wiggle room but most importantly

so he strikes

like thuuuuunderbaaaaallllsssss
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
None of this shit matters, you can make a fucking James Bond
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fucking hilarious how Jake’s campaign reveals he learned about Wesker literally that morning and for some reason was about ready to murder Chris about it for a second
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I sure did invest points into the thing that lets them pop free Tic Tacs at you whoops
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Only Ada’s campaign left, what a frustratingly almost good half the time video game this piece of shit is
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You’re telling me this guy once wrote for the X-Files? Stop, I don’t believe you
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Making a TV show where the bad guy is simultaneously covid and the vaccine to covid
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’m confused though, Rhea Seehorn’s hair isn’t tied at all, is she okay
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yeah like a whole year after everyone else got out lol
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This statement is the most clear cut sign yet that the bubble is about to burst
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM