shutupneff
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Not sure yet. Maybe a normal person. Probably just a shitposter. However I hit your brain, I guess.
I don’t know why it’s called the Oedipal Complex. All dude did was kill his dad and fuck his mom. Sounds pretty simple to me.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t know why it’s called the Oedipal Complex. All dude did was kill his dad and fuck his mom. Sounds pretty simple to me.
Guy who’s knees bend the wrong way: I’m built different
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Guy who’s knees bend the wrong way: I’m built different
Social media is obviously awful for the mental health of children, but it’s also proving to be really bad for adults as well. That’s why I propose that no one should be allowed on Facebook or its ilk until they’re either 21 or dead, whichever comes last.
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Social media is obviously awful for the mental health of children, but it’s also proving to be really bad for adults as well. That’s why I propose that no one should be allowed on Facebook or its ilk until they’re either 21 or dead, whichever comes last.
The entire final act of Sisu 2 felt like a Tarantino adaptation of the Sideshow Bob stepping on infinite rakes scene. Legitimately one of the funniest movies of the year.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The entire final act of Sisu 2 felt like a Tarantino adaptation of the Sideshow Bob stepping on infinite rakes scene. Legitimately one of the funniest movies of the year.
Yeah, I’m the kind of person who likes to point out that John Lennon used to beat his wife at Mario Kart, and I won’t apologize for it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, I’m the kind of person who likes to point out that John Lennon used to beat his wife at Mario Kart, and I won’t apologize for it.
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
After 12 years of marriage, @alovelygoblin.bsky.social still refuses to accept that I Can’t Stand Your Mother by Lucy Pearl is our song.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After 12 years of marriage, @alovelygoblin.bsky.social still refuses to accept that I Can’t Stand Your Mother by Lucy Pearl is our song.
I say this as someone who is completely captivated by Mia Goth, but what the hell is even the appeal of Mia Goth?!
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I say this as someone who is completely captivated by Mia Goth, but what the hell is even the appeal of Mia Goth?!
Hoo boy. The ending to Bugonia gave me goosebumps!
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hoo boy. The ending to Bugonia gave me goosebumps!
Glad to know 2025 has felt five years long to the people doing this to us as well. Small victories, I guess.
NOTE: Leavitt says Trump will "stop by for his routine yearly check up."
But…Trump had his annual check up already. 5 months ago. On April 11.
But…Trump had his annual check up already. 5 months ago. On April 11.
New — White House says Donald Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday.
October 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Glad to know 2025 has felt five years long to the people doing this to us as well. Small victories, I guess.
I went into One Battle After Another with high expectations and was still blown away by how good it was. Absolutely phenomenal.
September 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I went into One Battle After Another with high expectations and was still blown away by how good it was. Absolutely phenomenal.
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My wife is finally starting to get into Deep Space 9, mainly by shit talking everyone who’s a bit suspicious or bitchy. It’s The Real Housewives of the Gamma Quadrant.
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My wife is finally starting to get into Deep Space 9, mainly by shit talking everyone who’s a bit suspicious or bitchy. It’s The Real Housewives of the Gamma Quadrant.
Eddington is the movie that Three Billboards and the bad Crash were trying to be. It turns out the missing ingredient was turning into a fever dream guest starring the Woke Illuminati.
July 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Eddington is the movie that Three Billboards and the bad Crash were trying to be. It turns out the missing ingredient was turning into a fever dream guest starring the Woke Illuminati.
Chaka Khan and Stevie Nicks should’ve made a collaboration album together after they both went solo.
It would’ve given Lauryn Hill more songs to cover.
It would’ve given Lauryn Hill more songs to cover.
July 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Chaka Khan and Stevie Nicks should’ve made a collaboration album together after they both went solo.
It would’ve given Lauryn Hill more songs to cover.
It would’ve given Lauryn Hill more songs to cover.
Finally saw Lisa Frankenstein, and I gotta say, having your moral be, “If a girl explicitly tells you that she doesn’t want to be with you romantically, just commit a bunch of murders and genital mutilation until she realizes she loves you,” feels kinda out of place for a Diablo Cody movie.
July 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Finally saw Lisa Frankenstein, and I gotta say, having your moral be, “If a girl explicitly tells you that she doesn’t want to be with you romantically, just commit a bunch of murders and genital mutilation until she realizes she loves you,” feels kinda out of place for a Diablo Cody movie.
Do you think Sam Beckett ever Quantum Leaped into someone’s body while they really had to piss and was completely unprepared for how tightly he would have to flex every pelvic muscle?
June 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Do you think Sam Beckett ever Quantum Leaped into someone’s body while they really had to piss and was completely unprepared for how tightly he would have to flex every pelvic muscle?
My impersonation of my wife, if she had a pain kink:
“I don’t need a MAN. I have my FIBROMYALGIA!”
“I don’t need a MAN. I have my FIBROMYALGIA!”
June 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My impersonation of my wife, if she had a pain kink:
“I don’t need a MAN. I have my FIBROMYALGIA!”
“I don’t need a MAN. I have my FIBROMYALGIA!”
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but believing that a sports game is fixed because the officiating was imperfect requires the same number of Hitler Particles as believing that public schools are transing children.
April 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but believing that a sports game is fixed because the officiating was imperfect requires the same number of Hitler Particles as believing that public schools are transing children.
If Trump had lost in 2024, he would have died in prison, but gone down in history as the man who would’ve solved all our problems if only we’d let him. His cult would have grown into a massive religion within a few generations.
Instead he won, and will be remembered as Business Hitler. The Bizzler.
Instead he won, and will be remembered as Business Hitler. The Bizzler.
April 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If Trump had lost in 2024, he would have died in prison, but gone down in history as the man who would’ve solved all our problems if only we’d let him. His cult would have grown into a massive religion within a few generations.
Instead he won, and will be remembered as Business Hitler. The Bizzler.
Instead he won, and will be remembered as Business Hitler. The Bizzler.
Today at work, I saw a dog bite another dog on the penis.
April 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Today at work, I saw a dog bite another dog on the penis.
I do not believe that Elon stole the election for Trump. It’s not completely outside the realm of possibility that he managed to pay someone enough to do it for him, but I’d put that at well below 50% likelihood.
But I’m convinced that TRUMP BELIEVES that Elon stole it for him.
But I’m convinced that TRUMP BELIEVES that Elon stole it for him.
March 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I do not believe that Elon stole the election for Trump. It’s not completely outside the realm of possibility that he managed to pay someone enough to do it for him, but I’d put that at well below 50% likelihood.
But I’m convinced that TRUMP BELIEVES that Elon stole it for him.
But I’m convinced that TRUMP BELIEVES that Elon stole it for him.
I think Jesus is asking if I want to see his dick?
March 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think Jesus is asking if I want to see his dick?
(Me, whenever my wife wants the smallest favor from me) Online atheists were right to turn against feminism.
March 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(Me, whenever my wife wants the smallest favor from me) Online atheists were right to turn against feminism.
Paddington in Peru is a fantastic and thoroughly enjoyable film, while also being the weakest film of the trilogy by a comfortable margin.
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Paddington in Peru is a fantastic and thoroughly enjoyable film, while also being the weakest film of the trilogy by a comfortable margin.