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@shutupneff.bsky.social
Not sure yet. Maybe a normal person. Probably just a shitposter. However I hit your brain, I guess.
I think Jesus is asking if I want to see his dick?
March 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think Jesus is asking if I want to see his dick?
Does anyone else ever just suddenly realize how wild it is that Michael Jordan’s face got turned into a meme, but it wasn’t from that time when he rocked a Hitler mustache in a Hanes commercial?
January 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Does anyone else ever just suddenly realize how wild it is that Michael Jordan’s face got turned into a meme, but it wasn’t from that time when he rocked a Hitler mustache in a Hanes commercial?
So the Rabi-Ribi team is getting in on the plushie bandwagon, and they’re choosing to make Cocoa their mascot? The uwu 15 year-old homeless cat girl? This is awful news for all the Rabi-Ribi fans who get in their feelings whenever I call it pedo-bait.
December 12, 2024 at 2:54 AM
So the Rabi-Ribi team is getting in on the plushie bandwagon, and they’re choosing to make Cocoa their mascot? The uwu 15 year-old homeless cat girl? This is awful news for all the Rabi-Ribi fans who get in their feelings whenever I call it pedo-bait.
THE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN IS KIND OF CUTE?!
December 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
THE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN IS KIND OF CUTE?!
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
I don’t like having my picture taken, and the only selfie I have is this thing I threw together after my mom for helped me pay for a Steam Deck. I’m probably usually more photogenic, but I literally have no proof of that.
I don’t like having my picture taken, and the only selfie I have is this thing I threw together after my mom for helped me pay for a Steam Deck. I’m probably usually more photogenic, but I literally have no proof of that.
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
I don’t like having my picture taken, and the only selfie I have is this thing I threw together after my mom for helped me pay for a Steam Deck. I’m probably usually more photogenic, but I literally have no proof of that.
I don’t like having my picture taken, and the only selfie I have is this thing I threw together after my mom for helped me pay for a Steam Deck. I’m probably usually more photogenic, but I literally have no proof of that.
Backstory here: I had the day off, and my wife did not. I was trying to make her feel guilty by sending a photo of our chiweenie looking sad. My method to acquire this photo: holding a Triscuit just out of frame that she couldn’t get.
August 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Backstory here: I had the day off, and my wife did not. I was trying to make her feel guilty by sending a photo of our chiweenie looking sad. My method to acquire this photo: holding a Triscuit just out of frame that she couldn’t get.
@thewitchinthewell.bsky.social is dipping her toes into the world of dank memes.
May 24, 2024 at 4:01 PM
@thewitchinthewell.bsky.social is dipping her toes into the world of dank memes.
I tried to get a photo of my chiweenie being sad by holding a Triscuit juuuust out of her reach.
May 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I tried to get a photo of my chiweenie being sad by holding a Triscuit juuuust out of her reach.
Three days in, and I've yet to lure a single child into my windowless van.
I guess there's always tomorrow...
I guess there's always tomorrow...
April 27, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Three days in, and I've yet to lure a single child into my windowless van.
I guess there's always tomorrow...
I guess there's always tomorrow...
Like many of you, I’m sure, I often wake up at 2 am to jot down some profound thought or banger bon mot before I have a chance to forget. And like many of you, I’m sure, I always wake up the next morning to the most incoherent drivel imaginable.
But I think I may have been spitting on this one.
But I think I may have been spitting on this one.
April 7, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Like many of you, I’m sure, I often wake up at 2 am to jot down some profound thought or banger bon mot before I have a chance to forget. And like many of you, I’m sure, I always wake up the next morning to the most incoherent drivel imaginable.
But I think I may have been spitting on this one.
But I think I may have been spitting on this one.
So in Ocarina of Time, Zelda spends seven years as a guy to hide from the forces of evil, then comes out the other end with an early-onset male pattern baldness fivehead, and somehow Link is the transmasc idol? Okay…
March 29, 2024 at 1:10 AM
So in Ocarina of Time, Zelda spends seven years as a guy to hide from the forces of evil, then comes out the other end with an early-onset male pattern baldness fivehead, and somehow Link is the transmasc idol? Okay…
Looks like I need to update this bad boy
March 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Looks like I need to update this bad boy
My account had quite the little adventure last night/this morning. And since the posts are now back up, I may get caught up in the next wave of purges.
March 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
My account had quite the little adventure last night/this morning. And since the posts are now back up, I may get caught up in the next wave of purges.
Gonna give this a shot
March 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Gonna give this a shot
It took a few hours, but Hans Kristian Graebener’s best friend finally found this very clear libel.
March 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
It took a few hours, but Hans Kristian Graebener’s best friend finally found this very clear libel.
They weren’t filling an unmet need in the marketplace. They were fulfilling the prophecy.
February 19, 2024 at 10:16 PM
They weren’t filling an unmet need in the marketplace. They were fulfilling the prophecy.
Is no one going to point out how ridiculously swole the sculptor made Kobe’s arms on this new statue?
February 9, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Is no one going to point out how ridiculously swole the sculptor made Kobe’s arms on this new statue?