I at first thought he was riding around on an old penny-farthing bicycle, which would make him trying to communicate via stone engraving extra funny.

Death: “You really shouldn’t turn your back on your fellow man.”

Me: “Hey! Come back here and tell me about this yuri, Music Man!”

I know it may sound extreme, but if you think Jonbenet Ramsey should have an Instagram account, I want nothing to do with you.

I realized the other day that there was a small part of me that was glad to see Prime 4 disappointing some folks, and that it’s because, a few years ago, I didn’t like the way that Dread was being discussed as just something to tide the fans over until the Real Metroid Game came out.

Is this the Amiibo, stuck behind a plastic paywall music? Because I might head back out to my local game shop tomorrow if so.

I think tradition says you’re supposed to take half of everything I own. So you can be Ms. Ne or Ms. Ff.

Sorry. That was a typo. I meant to say that it felt like the ending of a Goosebumps book.

Damn autocorrect.

His name is Tigers, of the Rusty Kuntz region.

You’re in big trouble if two other Karls had the same idea…