shrimplock
@shrimpstance.bsky.social
wails of the weary, loop max infinite. draw me closer, damn near intimate.
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shrimplock
@shrimpstance.bsky.social
· Nov 21
this is what listening to Tabula Rasa (feat. Armand Hammer) feels like
i might have to stop smoking due to the overwhelming power of love 😭
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i might have to stop smoking due to the overwhelming power of love 😭
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just shot a guy with guns for arms
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
just shot a guy with guns for arms
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Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
they should bring back swag thursday
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
they should bring back swag thursday
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This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
had a great date, saw a dead rat in the street and now im chiling, watching yesterday's jackbox sesh and dropping a tili. perfect evening
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
had a great date, saw a dead rat in the street and now im chiling, watching yesterday's jackbox sesh and dropping a tili. perfect evening
fandom is evil for a lot of reasons but this is the worst one. why tf alisae
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
fandom is evil for a lot of reasons but this is the worst one. why tf alisae
afab, amab yeah yeah that's cool or whatever. but what about aoab? Assigned Ostdeutsch At Birth
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
afab, amab yeah yeah that's cool or whatever. but what about aoab? Assigned Ostdeutsch At Birth
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LEEROY BEER
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
LEEROY BEER
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who the fuck i feel like
i feel like bloker
i feel like bloker
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
who the fuck i feel like
i feel like bloker
i feel like bloker
who the fuck i feel like
i feel like bloker
i feel like bloker
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
who the fuck i feel like
i feel like bloker
i feel like bloker
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saint mode im afraid
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
saint mode im afraid
arc raiders pretty good
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
arc raiders pretty good
im actually the goat
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
im actually the goat
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I cannot get enough. Who is he making these for if not me?
October 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I cannot get enough. Who is he making these for if not me?
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
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no one:
absolutely no one:
my brain: 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴
absolutely no one:
my brain: 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴
October 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
no one:
absolutely no one:
my brain: 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴
absolutely no one:
my brain: 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴