Shrimp
banner
shrimpbug.bsky.social
Shrimp
@shrimpbug.bsky.social
The crustacean sensation
🏳️‍⚧️she/her🏳️‍⚧️
🇵🇸🇾🇪🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇩🇰
Reposted by Shrimp
*Me shaking my head in the mall*

Who would build a bear into this world right now?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
1st Colbert n now Kimmel. Taco wants us silent. I can’t say what needs to b said cuz I’ll get in trouble, but it’s been said n being said. #arresttrump
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reposted by Shrimp
It’s worth noting that the most recent change to mandatory detention law took place in January of this year with the passage of the Laken Riley Act, which dozens of Democrats supported. This policy dating back to the 1988 Anti-Drug Abuse Act meant that immigrants with certain crimes could be denied
July 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Haven’t posted in a minute. Go ZOHRAN! Let’s primary more Dems
June 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
June 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Legit?
Oh no... a spreadsheet with all the "DoGE" employees names and contact details...

Would be bad if someone posted it...
May 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like if a US exchange student in a foreign country (say, Turkey?) was imprisoned for six weeks because they wrote an op-ed in the student newspaper it would be a huge domestic story and an international incident.
May 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
NEWS: Tufts graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, who was arrested for writing an op-ed criticizing her school leaders' response to the Israel-Hamas war in Gaza, has been released from ICE detention.

The judge had stated 'there is no evidence' for the Trump regime to detain her.
May 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social my hometown is hosting a town hall tonight regarding Congressman Brandon Gill. Facebook event is “Missing Member Town Hall for Congressman Brandon Gill” and it’s in Aubrey, TX.
April 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
Republicans in Congress stopped holding town halls. Democratic leadership failed us. So I went to three red districts and held town halls for the people. Here’s what happened:
April 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.

So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.

So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.
April 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Shrimp
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reposted by Shrimp
April 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by Shrimp
April 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
MOST CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT, WARMONGERING REGIME IN HISTORY!!!
March 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by Shrimp
New book by RFK Jr, a sequel to his first book, The Very Hungry Brain Caterpillar.
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
📢 ATTENTION EVERYONE 📢

Trump and the republicans are planning deep cuts to medicaid. Medicaid provides healthcare for millions of Americans including children, pregnant people, people with disabilities, and nursing home residents.

☎️ Call your representatives now!

5calls.org/issue/protec...
Protect Medicaid Funding ⭑ 5 Calls
Medicaid is a health insurance program serving 72 million low-income and disabled Americans that is jointly funded and administered by …
5calls.org
February 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
GOP leaders advise lawmakers to stop hosting town halls altogether.
February 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Go home Elon, you’re drunk on power
February 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Shrimp
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Reposted by Shrimp
Fuck the ADL for saying “free Palestine” is antisemetic but whimp out over an intentional Nazi salute by one of the most powerful men in the US on national TV.
January 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM