ShortGuyTye
@shortguytye.bsky.social
It must be so hype to be a cardinal rn, like good for yall, this is y’all’s Super Bowl, hell yeah
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It must be so hype to be a cardinal rn, like good for yall, this is y’all’s Super Bowl, hell yeah
Being blind must be terrifying because you can’t see if there’s a monster in the shower with you after you wash your face
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Being blind must be terrifying because you can’t see if there’s a monster in the shower with you after you wash your face
If I reaaaaally put my mind to it I’m sure I could start working out and become a star nfl tight end or something
March 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I reaaaaally put my mind to it I’m sure I could start working out and become a star nfl tight end or something
Another massive blow to Drake as Kendrick Lamar finds 5 dollar bill on sidewalk
February 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Another massive blow to Drake as Kendrick Lamar finds 5 dollar bill on sidewalk
We really need to get rid of standardized spelling. Have fun again. Scrimp cocktale
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We really need to get rid of standardized spelling. Have fun again. Scrimp cocktale
So uh, you drink chocolate milk with that mouth?
February 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So uh, you drink chocolate milk with that mouth?
Anyone who says I’m not funny is just a hater sent by big boring
February 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Anyone who says I’m not funny is just a hater sent by big boring
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
If you watched adventure time and didn’t like Prismo, please send me your info so I can get a restraining order
February 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you watched adventure time and didn’t like Prismo, please send me your info so I can get a restraining order
Comedy peaked when Diogenes plucked that chicken
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Comedy peaked when Diogenes plucked that chicken
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wait I think it’s called Ratatouille bc he’s a rat?
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
wait I think it’s called Ratatouille bc he’s a rat?
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calling the hotel front desk to ask what i’m allowed to take home without getting in trouble
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
calling the hotel front desk to ask what i’m allowed to take home without getting in trouble
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I’d really appreciate if my enemies could stop winning.
February 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’d really appreciate if my enemies could stop winning.
Who up jorking their brains with Wikipedia articles
February 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Who up jorking their brains with Wikipedia articles
Gosh is real and you’re going to heck if you don’t believe me
January 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Gosh is real and you’re going to heck if you don’t believe me
Am I crazy or are the holidays lowkey getting whimsical again these days
December 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Am I crazy or are the holidays lowkey getting whimsical again these days
Apparently some car companies are about to fail. I’m praying that the greed of car manufacturers starts the downfall of American car dependent infrastructure
December 11, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Apparently some car companies are about to fail. I’m praying that the greed of car manufacturers starts the downfall of American car dependent infrastructure
Poop huh? Why don’t you remove that last p and say that again big guy
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Poop huh? Why don’t you remove that last p and say that again big guy
Whenever it is blisteringly cold and I’m forced to walk between places of interest, I can’t help but imagine I’m in the likes of ancient mammoth, marching along the frozen tundra with indomitable spirit. And that really helps warm me up honestly
December 5, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Whenever it is blisteringly cold and I’m forced to walk between places of interest, I can’t help but imagine I’m in the likes of ancient mammoth, marching along the frozen tundra with indomitable spirit. And that really helps warm me up honestly
I could jump real high if I wanted
December 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I could jump real high if I wanted
I just saw someone quick save and then walk into the bathroom. Wtf he doing in there??
December 3, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I just saw someone quick save and then walk into the bathroom. Wtf he doing in there??
Can someone tell me why in gods name they felt like they needed to make a Moana 2??? I mean like it’s just a blatant…. Money grab … uh… *kisses you*
December 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Can someone tell me why in gods name they felt like they needed to make a Moana 2??? I mean like it’s just a blatant…. Money grab … uh… *kisses you*
They always turn a house into a home, I want to see someone turn a house into some doves or smth
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 AM
They always turn a house into a home, I want to see someone turn a house into some doves or smth
Thanksgiving is the only holiday where the mascot gets eaten. Unless you’re into Uncle Sam like that
November 28, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Thanksgiving is the only holiday where the mascot gets eaten. Unless you’re into Uncle Sam like that