Shmouf
shmouflon.scorpinc.social
Shmouf
@shmouflon.scorpinc.social
Change me like a remix.
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My local post office has moved aggressively to parcel lockers which I understand and think is perfect for people wanting to pick stuff up after hours.
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reno Neighbours 2.0 have builders back after two months of them leaving their skip out the front of my place. Their band-sawing combined with the bloke across the road deploying the noisiest hedge trimmer + the chuck-clang-bang of stuff going into the skip miiiiight just push me over the edge.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
the moon causes all kinds of strange shadows
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Full moon! Tonight! Moonlight!

Dance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This morning has been about passive-aggressive bureaucracy and having a surreal moment explaining to the help desk that my colleague can’t see the updates to their query because the query is about not having access to the system where the updates are being sent.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I painted ur dog
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Punkins
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Press 1 for Milky Way or 2 for kutkat
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Decided to try this sparkling wine I got for Xmas last year and my face is gnumb
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Totoko the eel is the mascot for the Tokyo restaurant chain Nadai Unatoto. An electric eel, she charges everyone she meets with a burst of vitality. She likes swimming in sauce and napping in a rice cooker.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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A lovely autumn day in Seattle
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Work IT just changed my inbox to most recent 3 months only and now I only have 287 unread emails showing, down from 613. Productive day, logging off early, efficient me.
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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candy
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I’m on Taylor Hate TikTok but I’ve watched so many vids playing parts of bad songs that the bad song parts are stuck in my brain on a loop help me
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Where I work now is a big glass, concrete and metal building with atriums. It’s hard, with edges.

It’s attached to a childcare centre and you see parents/caregivers who work here leading their kids through this space to childcare.
October 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Full moon tonight! All this supermoon talk when the moon is forever super.

Dance in the moonlight, dance in the rain that’s been kissed by moonbeams you can’t see, dance under a clear sky.

Dance.
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The ice cubes are in the freezer but precarious
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
And as such I will fe attempting to make choc m and n popcorn
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hello I have had some drinks
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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we have a new neighbor
September 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dreading daylight saving next week. God I hate it.
September 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM