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New-ish month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! Sometimes a goat needs cheap and terrible yet addictive coffee. Yearns for it, in fact.
A goat gazes up at the menu board of a ramshackle coffee stand, pondering her choices and also her caffeine deficit. The caption reads Early morning Jack's [tm] Terrible [tm] Coffee [tm]?
July 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Where I am
A frost-covered dandelion flower with frost-covered leaves.
June 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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New(ish) month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s art! Excited to be out and about with Snowy.
A fahncy shopping area with an excited looking goat and a mid-sized-panther-sized black cat. Neither looks like they have any cash or cards but you get the feeling that won’t be an issue. The caption reads “Best friends forever birthday shopping trip?”
June 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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New(ish) month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! This month I’m in awe of Snowy’s complex. Rumour has it he has so many rooms so he doesn’t have to bask in the same sunbeam more than once.
A blender art piece showing two workers in hazmat gear standing on a balcony of an industrial building, several floors up. A white goat looks in wonder as one of the workers gestures to a huge white building complex across the way. The goat may also be flummoxed that the box of Chinese takeaway on the balcony is empty. The caption reads “That edifice is SnowyLand? I guess it’s good that he lives near the interns”.
May 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Make a wish!
A zoomed in screen grab of an iPhone mail icon showing 31,000 unread messages
April 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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New month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! This month I’m stuck without a lift but hoping there are some good snacks in the invisible backpack.
A blender art piece showing a run down building with pops of colour on a dusty road. Left of frame a soldier speaks into their shoulder radio, their camo backpack beside them. Right of frame a white goat with the most perfect expression of surprise-panic looks towards the soldier, hoping they’re ordering a rideshare. The caption reads “A mid-sized panther stole your prototype vehicle?”
April 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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New month (just a bit late), new page on my calendar featuring incredible art! This month I got in the way of the shrink ray, but good news is: noodle bath!
A blender artwork featuring a noodle shop counter with a tiny goat next to a regular sized bowl of noodles. The caption reads “Apologies, we forgot the rule of no shrinkrays at [REDACTED]”
March 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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New month, new calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! This month asks can planes with hooks pick up panther passengers who aren’t out in the open?
A black cat (actually a mid-sized panther) stands on a metal platform surrounded by high rises. A goat looks on with concern or possibly curiosity as to how this could go.
February 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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New year, new calendar featuring the art of @az.scorpinc.social! January has a drone show wishing us a great new year. Don’t worry about the date, Az is a time traveller 😊
A goat gazes up at a drone display saying “HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023”
January 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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New month, new (and final 😢) page on my calendar featuring incredible art by @az.scorpinc.social!

This month we see a delivery of snacks for the hungriest and pudsiest meerkat. Don’t worry about the dates in the calendar or caption, Az is a time traveller.
A white goat stands surrounded by shipping containers stacked up beyond the frame of the picture. Not seen: the shipping containers’ contents, which included enough snacks to keep a plump meerkat going for at least three months. The photo caption reads “Puds’s snack deliveries for 2024”.
December 1, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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What’s that? New month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s fantastic art! This month? Goat and panther, about to grab some food before the rest of their plans.
A goat and a mid-sized panther looking a bit like a black cat stand outside a restaurant, ready to pick up their delicious dinner. The caption is a song and reads “Goat & Panther, best friends forever! Kickin’ ass, and eating takeaway!
June 3, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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New month, new page on my amazing calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s art! Where should a goat look for their panther stealthed bestie?

(Don’t worry about the date, Az is a time traveller)
An industrial scene with a hastily parked yellow Lamborghini at street level. A goat stands close by, unaware that their panther bestie is stealthily waiting on the level above.
May 9, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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The newest page on my calendar featuring artwork by the ever-amazing @az.scorpinc.social! Ignore the year, they are a time traveller. Nice origami deserves to be treated as precious and keeping nice paper behind glass will give me a three second pause.
A goat gazes longingly at a fancy shopfront window showcasing origami cranes. She might also be calculating glass shatter to headbutt ratios. The caption reads “oooooh, the fancy origami paper”
April 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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New month, new calendar from the talented @judges119 featuring their art! This month we’re finding out more about Snowy’s interns and wishing hazmat suits were goat-shaped.
A white goat and person in a hazmat suit stand on a grungy rooftop. They are surrounded by taller it equally grungy buildings. The person with the hazmat suit is gesturing to the left while facing the goat, who seems to be listening avidly while possibly pondering how to get to the clothes hanging from distant washing lines. The caption reads “Interns giving us a tour of their underground accomodation”.
March 4, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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New year, new month, new calendar created by the brilliant @az.scorpinc.social! January features Azzy’s artwork showing my goat clone army ready to eat every shirt off every line around the world!
A blender art piece on a calendar showing a huge concrete room filled with hundreds of identical goats. One goat stands on an elevated platform, surveying the scene. The text reads “New year, new clones!”
January 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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New month, new incredible piece of @judges119’s art on my calendar! Clone fun to maximise silly season mischief. I’ve loved this calendar so much 🥰
A calendar page for December. A blender artwork has a goat hover-floating in a cloning tank while an identical goat looks on with anticipation.
December 4, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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My all time one is weird but my November one is pretty poetic.
A picture of an iceberg with “white noise radiance” as the only text.
November 14, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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Where I am
A night photo of the Sapporo skyline with the moon high in the east
October 25, 2023 at 9:04 AM
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New month, new page on my calendar from @az.scorpinc.social! This month features their blender art and a goat who thinks playing cooperative Inquisitor: Martyr is also competitive.
A goat stands in a murky room, surrounded by aircon ducts, barrels and debris. Their gaze is intently on the barrels, as if sizing them up before going in for the headbutt. The caption reads “there had better be an archeotech relic in one of these”
October 2, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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Where I was
A tree without leaves framing a moon quarter in the blue sky
June 22, 2023 at 1:21 AM