Shitposzting
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Emo kid at heart. Cat mom, semi-amateur photographer, & crafter. She/Her
“Cavicular fammogged at ASU explained.” You know what no. I don’t want to know what any of that is. Just stop
February 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
“Cavicular fammogged at ASU explained.” You know what no. I don’t want to know what any of that is. Just stop
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🚨 ICE is hiring people to work on a "watchlisting team," contracting records show:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-expand...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-expand...
ICE Expands Watchlist Effort
Meanwhile, homeland's spokesperson is resigning
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
🚨 ICE is hiring people to work on a "watchlisting team," contracting records show:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-expand...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-expand...
So friends who have kids answer this question for me. If your kid breaks a school Chromebook who pays for it?
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
So friends who have kids answer this question for me. If your kid breaks a school Chromebook who pays for it?
The only explanation for this is either 1. Jacob Frey paid someone to write this or 2. The most insufferable shitlib that doesn’t live in the state of Minnesota wrote this.
Fresh off of a critical, heartbreaking month where Jacob Frey was nowhere to be found in Minneapolis but all over national talk shows, here’s one of his surrogates soft-launching the Frey for Senate train. Gonna be a long year smh
February 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The only explanation for this is either 1. Jacob Frey paid someone to write this or 2. The most insufferable shitlib that doesn’t live in the state of Minnesota wrote this.
Man I can tell my tolerance for alcohol is shot cuz I’m tipsy after 2 Hamm’s from my work’s employee party
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Man I can tell my tolerance for alcohol is shot cuz I’m tipsy after 2 Hamm’s from my work’s employee party
The smirk she gave at the end killed me 🤣
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The smirk she gave at the end killed me 🤣
Hockey kid came to the desk to charge gum to the room. Dad said it was cool. The following ensued
Dad: Kid give me a fucking piece!
Kid: Shut up!
Dad: Kid give me a fucking piece!
Kid: Shut up!
February 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Hockey kid came to the desk to charge gum to the room. Dad said it was cool. The following ensued
Dad: Kid give me a fucking piece!
Kid: Shut up!
Dad: Kid give me a fucking piece!
Kid: Shut up!
“How’d you get a wife so dumb?” One of the hockey dads
a cartoon character is sitting on a wooden barrel holding a pie .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a wooden barrel holding a pie .
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February 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
“How’d you get a wife so dumb?” One of the hockey dads
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Ya know I would think for only having a 3 hour shift today, it would be easy. I was wrong.
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Ya know I would think for only having a 3 hour shift today, it would be easy. I was wrong.
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Local wives want to play co-op with you! Sign up now!
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Local wives want to play co-op with you! Sign up now!
Get all the people being detained out & then burn it to the ground. No one, especially kids should go through this.
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Get all the people being detained out & then burn it to the ground. No one, especially kids should go through this.
I feel like I’ve now gotten to the point where whenever the weather changes, I get a headache & I hate it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I feel like I’ve now gotten to the point where whenever the weather changes, I get a headache & I hate it.
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Celebrate being the nonbinary chaos gremlin you are with a new sticker!
All of my stickers (made by the amazing stickerninja.com and based on my cross stitched art) are available in MSP or by mail - $3 or 2/$5 + shipping
All of my stickers (made by the amazing stickerninja.com and based on my cross stitched art) are available in MSP or by mail - $3 or 2/$5 + shipping
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Celebrate being the nonbinary chaos gremlin you are with a new sticker!
All of my stickers (made by the amazing stickerninja.com and based on my cross stitched art) are available in MSP or by mail - $3 or 2/$5 + shipping
All of my stickers (made by the amazing stickerninja.com and based on my cross stitched art) are available in MSP or by mail - $3 or 2/$5 + shipping
At what point is everyone bullying Quinn Hughes? He seems shy & awkward & I feel bad.
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
At what point is everyone bullying Quinn Hughes? He seems shy & awkward & I feel bad.
“I’m a terrible manager for FC Bayern Munchen. I just show up to work stoned half the time.” Andrew
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
“I’m a terrible manager for FC Bayern Munchen. I just show up to work stoned half the time.” Andrew
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there’s a display in front of the whittier park building entrance with community love notes to minneapolis ❤️💗💜
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
there’s a display in front of the whittier park building entrance with community love notes to minneapolis ❤️💗💜
Try not to take a nap challenge. Level:expert
February 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Try not to take a nap challenge. Level:expert
My antidepressants are her egg
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My antidepressants are her egg
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Let me be clear: the mayor has done NOTHING to support the people of Minneapolis. He invited Homan and ICE to City Hall in violation of the separation ordinance. He fundraised for his own legal defense instead of for rent.
Big numbers. Big impact. The numbers speak for themselves when it comes to the effects of Operation Metro Surge. What can you do? Support businesses. Donate. Volunteer for a grocery run. As Assistant Chief Gaiters said today, we're Minneapolis Strong.
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Let me be clear: the mayor has done NOTHING to support the people of Minneapolis. He invited Homan and ICE to City Hall in violation of the separation ordinance. He fundraised for his own legal defense instead of for rent.
🎶I got my bug in a box🎶
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
🎶I got my bug in a box🎶
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we really enjoy taking care of each other here
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
we really enjoy taking care of each other here
Listen the kid gave him ample warning so the dude filming could reflect on what he was doing. Good on you kid
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Listen the kid gave him ample warning so the dude filming could reflect on what he was doing. Good on you kid
A very sweet lady with blue hair came to check in & first thing she said to me was “OMG YOURE SO PRETTY. oh Sorry.” Don’t apologize. You made my night
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
A very sweet lady with blue hair came to check in & first thing she said to me was “OMG YOURE SO PRETTY. oh Sorry.” Don’t apologize. You made my night