Spider Onassis
@shitlynn.bsky.social
despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a Miata
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This is real. Chicago today.
Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is real. Chicago today.
I haven’t seen my therapist in 2 weeks and I just know she’s going to be be sooooo annoyed with the shit I’ve come up with since then
July 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I haven’t seen my therapist in 2 weeks and I just know she’s going to be be sooooo annoyed with the shit I’ve come up with since then
taking some time off to focus on my toe splay
July 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
taking some time off to focus on my toe splay
enjoying a bag of cheddar combos and listening to Jimmy Eat World
March 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
enjoying a bag of cheddar combos and listening to Jimmy Eat World
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as ever, nothing israel does in gaza happens without American complicity. this is our genocide too, never forget it
BREAKING | White House press secretary: “The Trump administration was consulted by the Israelis on their attacks in Gaza tonight.”
March 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
as ever, nothing israel does in gaza happens without American complicity. this is our genocide too, never forget it
I wonder if I will ever be ready to read Crying in H Mart
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I wonder if I will ever be ready to read Crying in H Mart
always thinking about what could have been
March 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
always thinking about what could have been
my dog: *takes a shit*
me: (chapell roan voice) he gets the job done!
me: (chapell roan voice) he gets the job done!
March 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
my dog: *takes a shit*
me: (chapell roan voice) he gets the job done!
me: (chapell roan voice) he gets the job done!
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New: we've obtained a leaked list of the more than 200 sites, services, apps an ICE surveillance contractor monitors. Bluesky, OnlyFans, many more. Used to track targets. Highly relevant with the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil by ICE. We've published the full list here: www.404media.co/the-200-site...
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March 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
New: we've obtained a leaked list of the more than 200 sites, services, apps an ICE surveillance contractor monitors. Bluesky, OnlyFans, many more. Used to track targets. Highly relevant with the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil by ICE. We've published the full list here: www.404media.co/the-200-site...
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Permanent Daylight Savings 4 day work week 69 vacation days NOW
March 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Permanent Daylight Savings 4 day work week 69 vacation days NOW
All Nerve is so good…. what a blessing 😭
March 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
All Nerve is so good…. what a blessing 😭
yeah I’m watching the oscars thanks for asking
March 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
yeah I’m watching the oscars thanks for asking
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Brit and Auggie on 35mm. @shitlynn.bsky.social
March 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Brit and Auggie on 35mm. @shitlynn.bsky.social
I wish my dog understood that my success directly impacts his success
February 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I wish my dog understood that my success directly impacts his success
I am desperate to have a normal interaction but I got too high and every single cell in my body has been flipping its eyelids inside out nonstop for what feels like hundreds of lifetimes
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am desperate to have a normal interaction but I got too high and every single cell in my body has been flipping its eyelids inside out nonstop for what feels like hundreds of lifetimes
winter walk pit stop
February 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
winter walk pit stop
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*some guy is singing the end of the world as we know it at karaoke* this is the kind of song that makes me wish I could tap dance - celia
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
*some guy is singing the end of the world as we know it at karaoke* this is the kind of song that makes me wish I could tap dance - celia
I think all babies who cry a lot can’t sleep yada yada just need a Miller Lite - Celia
February 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think all babies who cry a lot can’t sleep yada yada just need a Miller Lite - Celia
karaoke bars should have a kettle and serve hot water with lemon
February 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
karaoke bars should have a kettle and serve hot water with lemon
It’s sooooo sad that I can’t explain static electricity to my dog.
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s sooooo sad that I can’t explain static electricity to my dog.
there’s nothing quite as exquisite as going to bed after a long day of wanting to go to bed
January 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
there’s nothing quite as exquisite as going to bed after a long day of wanting to go to bed