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Kav
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shilpa poppadom died for our sins
the gb news fixation on whitechapel is like 15 years out of date? why are they going on about how bengali it is when it’s in the throes of gentrification and the bengalis are being priced out and replaced by craft ale
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
biffa bf/veolia gf
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i just realised nancy from peep show and sally from flight of the conchords isn’t heather graham and it’s completely broken my mind????
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
if peep show is anything to go by, dating apps revolutionised dating. sophie has the choice of 2 terrible men, both of whom work with her. and there’s no one else available for her to bone
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the trinity (father, son, holy ghost)
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
anyway this is me
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’ve been feeling ill and sweated through the night with a high temperature. my gross cat has been over the moon about this and has been rubbing himself all over the sheets covered in my night sweats
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
every time i see someone in a britney spears toxic costume i immediately assume they’re dressed as scooch and im like “damn that is such a niche costume i respect it” especially when it’s an american
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It’s impossible to avoid the conclusion that large parts of Westminster remaining on X - a platform that tolerates and amplifies extremism and racism - has led a great many people to normalise what previously was unacceptable.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
really had to restrain myself dropping 20 quid on this masterpiece at the church gift shop today
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if my name was charles iii and both charles i and charles ii caused major crises and war due to catholic sympathies, i simply would not publicly pray with the pope.
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
extremely pleased with my halloween costume
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
lots of tensions between irish and indians at the moment and i feel we need to focus on our commonalities: we’ve both been oppressed by the british and we both a common enemy: ed sheeran appropriating our culture
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
something wild is how we culturally and legally see “robbing a bank” as a pretty awful crime with a large sentence. whereas if you scam someone it’s nowhere near as a big a deal because it’s like “well the bank takes the hit” (if you can prove it’s a scam)
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the problem with a decade of shitposting and rubbing shoulders with high profile people means now im thinking of reaching out to someone high profile for work but i literally cannot remember if they were once a target of a shitposting campaign i did or not. who remembers anymore
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"
May 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
there’s a bug on my whatsapp restricted to just one friend where every time she sends me a message it replies with a photo of me with an england flag
October 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Question: How to get Keir Starmer to look the most normal he has ever looked in high office

Answer: Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
in absolute tears at this. i’ve never seen keir starmer so happy and genuine before. while being forced to watch ddlj, a bollywood film from 1996
October 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM