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Kav
@shilpa.bsky.social
shilpa poppadom died for our sins
get a cat they said. your house definitely won’t stink of piss because a different cat decided to start a turf war with your cat for your own back door
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i once convinced this man that we’d had drinks multiple times and were good friends but he just struggled to tell indian people apart and he believed me x
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
im an atheist who was raised hindu who’s been getting in to the pope solely through an instagram algorithm of predominately catholic shitposts, and i know substantially more about jesus’s views on welfare from the instagram shitposts than kemi badenoch
As Jesus once put it: "what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and then have to pay the mansion tax?"
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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We saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
why have i been doing my catholic bit solely on instagram and not on bluesky where 10% of my followers also special interest the church
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
im low key obsessed with sumit and jenny and its so off brand for me to be in to this that i don’t know anyone who knows who they are
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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New: Three new ex-pupils come forward, on the record, to say Farage's racism as a teenager was targeted, persistent and nasty. Farage has denied targeting any individuals - but two of the men tell us they recall Farage abusing Peter Ettedgui.

w/ Dan Boffey, @drblacklock.bsky.social
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
the gb news fixation on whitechapel is like 15 years out of date? why are they going on about how bengali it is when it’s in the throes of gentrification and the bengalis are being priced out and replaced by craft ale
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
biffa bf/veolia gf
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i just realised nancy from peep show and sally from flight of the conchords isn’t heather graham and it’s completely broken my mind????
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
if peep show is anything to go by, dating apps revolutionised dating. sophie has the choice of 2 terrible men, both of whom work with her. and there’s no one else available for her to bone
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the trinity (father, son, holy ghost)
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
anyway this is me
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’ve been feeling ill and sweated through the night with a high temperature. my gross cat has been over the moon about this and has been rubbing himself all over the sheets covered in my night sweats
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
every time i see someone in a britney spears toxic costume i immediately assume they’re dressed as scooch and im like “damn that is such a niche costume i respect it” especially when it’s an american
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It’s impossible to avoid the conclusion that large parts of Westminster remaining on X - a platform that tolerates and amplifies extremism and racism - has led a great many people to normalise what previously was unacceptable.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
really had to restrain myself dropping 20 quid on this masterpiece at the church gift shop today
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if my name was charles iii and both charles i and charles ii caused major crises and war due to catholic sympathies, i simply would not publicly pray with the pope.
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
extremely pleased with my halloween costume
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
lots of tensions between irish and indians at the moment and i feel we need to focus on our commonalities: we’ve both been oppressed by the british and we both a common enemy: ed sheeran appropriating our culture
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
something wild is how we culturally and legally see “robbing a bank” as a pretty awful crime with a large sentence. whereas if you scam someone it’s nowhere near as a big a deal because it’s like “well the bank takes the hit” (if you can prove it’s a scam)
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM