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shilpa poppadom died for our sins
i once convinced this man that we’d had drinks multiple times and were good friends but he just struggled to tell indian people apart and he believed me x
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
can’t believe im being cancelled on bluesky for being a catholic
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
my favourite new form of tat is millennial saint tat
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
the gb news fixation on whitechapel is like 15 years out of date? why are they going on about how bengali it is when it’s in the throes of gentrification and the bengalis are being priced out and replaced by craft ale
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
biffa bf/veolia gf
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the trinity (father, son, holy ghost)
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
anyway this is me
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’ve been feeling ill and sweated through the night with a high temperature. my gross cat has been over the moon about this and has been rubbing himself all over the sheets covered in my night sweats
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
every time i see someone in a britney spears toxic costume i immediately assume they’re dressed as scooch and im like “damn that is such a niche costume i respect it” especially when it’s an american
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
really had to restrain myself dropping 20 quid on this masterpiece at the church gift shop today
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if my name was charles iii and both charles i and charles ii caused major crises and war due to catholic sympathies, i simply would not publicly pray with the pope.
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
extremely pleased with my halloween costume
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
starmer is literally glowing every time he thinks about bollywood
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just got racially abused on the bus (im fine) and i messaged my friend, and this photo of me with an england flag is popping up mid racial abuse telling
October 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
there’s a bug on my whatsapp restricted to just one friend where every time she sends me a message it replies with a photo of me with an england flag
October 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
left: keir starmer winning the election and becoming the first labour prime minister in 14 years

right: keir starmer watches his first bollywood clip
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
in absolute tears at this. i’ve never seen keir starmer so happy and genuine before. while being forced to watch ddlj, a bollywood film from 1996
October 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
charlie and the chocolate factory but with charlie (kurtan) instead of charlie
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
charlie and the chocolate factory remake but with granda joe from instead of grandpa joe
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM