ellie
@shenanitrans.bsky.social
queer, sober, and tired | another shitposter who neglects her account
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
Gilligan’s Island reboot:
The Skipper is a butch lesbian
The Professor is an autistic trans lesbian
Ginger is a surged up doll
Mark Anthony is a Southern trans guy
Gilligan is a nonbinary gremlin
The Howells were thrown overboard during the theme song
The Skipper is a butch lesbian
The Professor is an autistic trans lesbian
Ginger is a surged up doll
Mark Anthony is a Southern trans guy
Gilligan is a nonbinary gremlin
The Howells were thrown overboard during the theme song
March 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Gilligan’s Island reboot:
The Skipper is a butch lesbian
The Professor is an autistic trans lesbian
Ginger is a surged up doll
Mark Anthony is a Southern trans guy
Gilligan is a nonbinary gremlin
The Howells were thrown overboard during the theme song
The Skipper is a butch lesbian
The Professor is an autistic trans lesbian
Ginger is a surged up doll
Mark Anthony is a Southern trans guy
Gilligan is a nonbinary gremlin
The Howells were thrown overboard during the theme song
If God didn’t want there to be trans people, there wouldn’t be any. Imagine hating God so much you think someone made in God’s literal image shouldn’t exist. Couldn’t be meeeeee 🙏😌😇
March 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If God didn’t want there to be trans people, there wouldn’t be any. Imagine hating God so much you think someone made in God’s literal image shouldn’t exist. Couldn’t be meeeeee 🙏😌😇
“the Court will fix this. the Court can stop them.” I mutter to myself, carefully setting out a picnic of milk and honey inside the ring of mushrooms.
February 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“the Court will fix this. the Court can stop them.” I mutter to myself, carefully setting out a picnic of milk and honey inside the ring of mushrooms.
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Oh UVA. You never fail to disappoint.
February 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh UVA. You never fail to disappoint.
It’s gay apparel, NOT straight apparel. Checkmate, Deborah!
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 PM
It’s gay apparel, NOT straight apparel. Checkmate, Deborah!
Why does 6 have a crush on 7?
Because 7 ate.
Because 7 ate.
February 3, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Why does 6 have a crush on 7?
Because 7 ate.
Because 7 ate.
Happy New Year to trans women and people who support trans women.
December 31, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Happy New Year to trans women and people who support trans women.
When I say “I could do that” while watching Survivor, I mean wear a buff as a tube top.
November 1, 2023 at 6:21 PM
When I say “I could do that” while watching Survivor, I mean wear a buff as a tube top.
I want a starfruit in my mouth
October 30, 2023 at 4:18 PM
I want a starfruit in my mouth
oh, to be a boat. she/it pronouns. a life on the sea. getting tied up and stepped on. actually being protected by legislation. sunset cruises.
October 23, 2023 at 2:09 AM
oh, to be a boat. she/it pronouns. a life on the sea. getting tied up and stepped on. actually being protected by legislation. sunset cruises.
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Shapeshifting into a worm to see if you still love me. But now I have worm brain and can’t figure out how to shift back. Which is fine I have worm brain, I forgot you, I forgot me, it’s just dirt now. Eating dirt, living in dirt, dirt, dirt. Fuck a bird ate me.
Anyway you still love me tho right?
Anyway you still love me tho right?
October 14, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Shapeshifting into a worm to see if you still love me. But now I have worm brain and can’t figure out how to shift back. Which is fine I have worm brain, I forgot you, I forgot me, it’s just dirt now. Eating dirt, living in dirt, dirt, dirt. Fuck a bird ate me.
Anyway you still love me tho right?
Anyway you still love me tho right?
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"I don't know what that means" goes so hard against a man trying to insult you
October 15, 2023 at 8:27 PM
"I don't know what that means" goes so hard against a man trying to insult you
true love is your partner only picking true crime episodes where a man dies to play as we fall asleep because she knows you’d wind up crying if it was anyone else 😭
October 9, 2023 at 12:59 PM
true love is your partner only picking true crime episodes where a man dies to play as we fall asleep because she knows you’d wind up crying if it was anyone else 😭
BREAKING: Iron Man 2 extra Elon Musk to start charging trans community rent for 24/7 occupancy of his brain. “It’s an untapped market,” Musk said, “a MarXet. With a capital X. Not like Karl Marx, make sure you include that. That’s why I’m going to charge those [slur redacted] rent!”
September 29, 2023 at 12:57 PM
BREAKING: Iron Man 2 extra Elon Musk to start charging trans community rent for 24/7 occupancy of his brain. “It’s an untapped market,” Musk said, “a MarXet. With a capital X. Not like Karl Marx, make sure you include that. That’s why I’m going to charge those [slur redacted] rent!”
Assigned Fruity At Birth
September 23, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Assigned Fruity At Birth
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todayborday is gaybor day
September 4, 2023 at 11:37 AM
todayborday is gaybor day
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listen, buddy, if this bitch of a life has taught me one thing, its this: either get frotting or get rotting
August 26, 2023 at 12:11 AM
listen, buddy, if this bitch of a life has taught me one thing, its this: either get frotting or get rotting
Perhaps one of my favorite things about having a bidet is when guests who’ve never used one inevitably become acquainted and then return looking like they’ve seen the face of god.
August 11, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Perhaps one of my favorite things about having a bidet is when guests who’ve never used one inevitably become acquainted and then return looking like they’ve seen the face of god.
them: are you a Gold Star lesbian? 👀
me: yeah, but I already have someone else on my Costco membership, sorry
me: yeah, but I already have someone else on my Costco membership, sorry
August 2, 2023 at 10:14 PM
them: are you a Gold Star lesbian? 👀
me: yeah, but I already have someone else on my Costco membership, sorry
me: yeah, but I already have someone else on my Costco membership, sorry
being able to tell a guy definitely sees me as a woman because he keeps being casually misogynistic towards me is some real monkey’s paw shit
August 2, 2023 at 7:52 PM
being able to tell a guy definitely sees me as a woman because he keeps being casually misogynistic towards me is some real monkey’s paw shit