Shawn Goldwater
@shawninmontreal.bsky.social
Once-upon-a-time improv comic in Montreal, easing back into comedy, gingerly, on account of his lower back.
Je partage du contenu en français.
Comedy and coping at https://open.substack.com/pub/shawninmontreal
Je partage du contenu en français.
Comedy and coping at https://open.substack.com/pub/shawninmontreal
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Weaving Through History: Your Favorite Time-Traveling President at Gettysburg, November 3, 1863
A very big hello here in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, back in 1862, 63, whatever.
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After his UN show I got to thinking about other Great Presidential Speeches, and how he could improve on them.
#comedy #humor #Trump #Gettysburg
#comedy #humor #Trump #Gettysburg
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170-168, House approves government's budgetary policy.
Liberals and Elizabeth May in favour.
Conservatives, Bloc and most NDP MPs against.
Four abstentions: NDP MPs Gord Johns and Lori Idlout, CPC MPs Matt Jeneroux and Shannon Stubbs.
Liberals and Elizabeth May in favour.
Conservatives, Bloc and most NDP MPs against.
Four abstentions: NDP MPs Gord Johns and Lori Idlout, CPC MPs Matt Jeneroux and Shannon Stubbs.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
170-168, House approves government's budgetary policy.
Liberals and Elizabeth May in favour.
Conservatives, Bloc and most NDP MPs against.
Four abstentions: NDP MPs Gord Johns and Lori Idlout, CPC MPs Matt Jeneroux and Shannon Stubbs.
Liberals and Elizabeth May in favour.
Conservatives, Bloc and most NDP MPs against.
Four abstentions: NDP MPs Gord Johns and Lori Idlout, CPC MPs Matt Jeneroux and Shannon Stubbs.
Interesting indeed and I came across an unpaywalled version at www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Interesting indeed and I came across an unpaywalled version at www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte.
ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.
We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.
We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
“When the 8 African American sheriffs took over the largest counties in North Carolina, it became a threat to the good ol’ boy system,” says the sheriff of Charlotte. These new sheriffs broke ties with ICE.
But GOP lawmakers cracked down this week, overbidding the governor’s veto to adopt this law:
But GOP lawmakers cracked down this week, overbidding the governor’s veto to adopt this law:
North Carolina GOP Is Cracking Down on the Black Sheriffs Who Stood Up to ICE
Boosted by new supermajorities, Republicans are closing in on legislation to mandate more collaboration with ICE and preempt local policies hard-won by immigrants’ rights advocates.
boltsmag.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte.
ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.
We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.
We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
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If CBSA refuses to explain why it thought a *95 YEAR OLD* retired Princeton law professor and UN special rapporteur might be a threat to national security, Public Safety Minister Gary Anandasangaree should
Prominent legal scholar detained at Canadian border while on his way to a conference on Palestine | CBC News
A well-known academic and former UN special rapporteur says he was detained by customs agents in Toronto while on his way to speak at a conference on human rights violations against Palestinians.
www.cbc.ca
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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“If you come home from playing football, I’ll make your face look like mine.” 😅
Trevor Harris shares a wild story about his parents surviving a motorcycle accident when asked about the sacrifices his family made throughout his career. #CFL
Trevor Harris shares a wild story about his parents surviving a motorcycle accident when asked about the sacrifices his family made throughout his career. #CFL
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“If you come home from playing football, I’ll make your face look like mine.” 😅
Trevor Harris shares a wild story about his parents surviving a motorcycle accident when asked about the sacrifices his family made throughout his career. #CFL
Trevor Harris shares a wild story about his parents surviving a motorcycle accident when asked about the sacrifices his family made throughout his career. #CFL
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WestJet took Alberta tax breaks meant to create jobs — then offshored Calgary jobs to El Salvador. Alberta workers deserve better.
We’re standing with Unifor and the workers calling for responsible leadership and good jobs here at home. ✊🧡
www.unifor.org/news/all-new...
We’re standing with Unifor and the workers calling for responsible leadership and good jobs here at home. ✊🧡
www.unifor.org/news/all-new...
Unifor calls on WestJet to stop outsourcing Calgary call centre jobs to El Salvador
CALGARY—Unifor is calling on WestJet to stop the outsourcing of hundreds of Calgary call centre jobs to El Salvador.“In this uncertain economic climate caused by a trade war launched by the United Sta...
www.unifor.org
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
WestJet took Alberta tax breaks meant to create jobs — then offshored Calgary jobs to El Salvador. Alberta workers deserve better.
We’re standing with Unifor and the workers calling for responsible leadership and good jobs here at home. ✊🧡
www.unifor.org/news/all-new...
We’re standing with Unifor and the workers calling for responsible leadership and good jobs here at home. ✊🧡
www.unifor.org/news/all-new...
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There's a word for people who try to criminalize antifascists. What could that word be.....
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US designates four European anti-fascist groups as terrorist threats
State department claims groups in Germany, Italy and Greece ‘conspiring to undermine foundations of western civilization’
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There's a word for people who try to criminalize antifascists. What could that word be.....
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?
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Very important move and more action needs to be taken to
Make sure MAGA/Elon have not built backdoors into violating voting integrity nationwide.
Make sure MAGA/Elon have not built backdoors into violating voting integrity nationwide.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Very important move and more action needs to be taken to
Make sure MAGA/Elon have not built backdoors into violating voting integrity nationwide.
Make sure MAGA/Elon have not built backdoors into violating voting integrity nationwide.
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War crimes will not be forgotten://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/world/americas/trump-drug-boat-strikes-colombian-fisherman.html?unlocked_article_code=1.008.uc4Z.H-6sd6scozB_
Family of Fisherman Killed in U.S. Military Strike Says It Wants Justice
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
War crimes will not be forgotten://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/world/americas/trump-drug-boat-strikes-colombian-fisherman.html?unlocked_article_code=1.008.uc4Z.H-6sd6scozB_
"What has not changed is where these younger women would like to go. Canada remains the top preferred destination for younger American women looking to leave..."
and
"Young Women in Other Advanced Economies Don’t Share the Desire to Move..."
and
"Young Women in Other Advanced Economies Don’t Share the Desire to Move..."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"What has not changed is where these younger women would like to go. Canada remains the top preferred destination for younger American women looking to leave..."
and
"Young Women in Other Advanced Economies Don’t Share the Desire to Move..."
and
"Young Women in Other Advanced Economies Don’t Share the Desire to Move..."
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Many Canadian economists worry about our real GDP growth relative to the US counterpart over the last decade (often in per capita terms) while also worrying about Canada's federal deficits being too big. But you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Huge US deficits have been hugely stimulative.
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Many Canadian economists worry about our real GDP growth relative to the US counterpart over the last decade (often in per capita terms) while also worrying about Canada's federal deficits being too big. But you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Huge US deficits have been hugely stimulative.
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WaPo: U.S. troops are not liable in the deadly strikes on alleged drug-trafficking boats in Latin America, a new classified Justice Department memo announced.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
WaPo: U.S. troops are not liable in the deadly strikes on alleged drug-trafficking boats in Latin America, a new classified Justice Department memo announced.
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Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files | CNN Politics
Top Trump administration officials met Wednesday with a key GOP lawmaker about an effort in the US House to force a vote on releasing Justice Department case files related to Jeffrey Epstein, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
Canadians are continuing to boycott Trumpland
U.S. tourism faces $5.7B US loss as Canadians continue to stay home | CBC News
Many Canadians continue to boycott travel to the United States, and the U.S. economy is paying the price. A U.S. Travel Association report forecasts a 3.2 per cent decline in international tourism spe...
www.cbc.ca
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Canadians are continuing to boycott Trumpland
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being told “thank you for licking my boots” by your interview subject should be embarrassing right?
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
being told “thank you for licking my boots” by your interview subject should be embarrassing right?
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Milan prosecutors investigate alleged ‘sniper tourism’ during Bosnian war
Milan prosecutors investigate alleged ‘sniper tourism’ during Bosnian war
Groups of Italians alleged to have paid Serb soldiers to shoot Sarajevo residents during siege
Prosecutors in Milan have opened an investigation into Italians who allegedly paid members of the Bosnian Serb army for trips to Sarajevo so that they could kill citizens during the four-year siege of the city in the 1990s.
More than 10,000 people were killed in Sarajevo by constant shelling and sniper fire between 1992 and 1996 in what was the longest siege in modern history, after Bosnia and Herzegovina declared independence from Yugoslavia. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Milan prosecutors investigate alleged ‘sniper tourism’ during Bosnian war