Sharron Paul
@sharronica.bsky.social
Television Writer/Actress/Comedian/Wedding Officiant
Had a little health scare recently. Saw the dermatologist, she saw something she didn’t like, took a biopsy.
My husband asked if I had a family history of skin cancer. I don’t.
“My side does.”
Love him. But thankfully that’s not how medical science works. I didn’t get melanoma by marriage.
My husband asked if I had a family history of skin cancer. I don’t.
“My side does.”
Love him. But thankfully that’s not how medical science works. I didn’t get melanoma by marriage.
July 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Had a little health scare recently. Saw the dermatologist, she saw something she didn’t like, took a biopsy.
My husband asked if I had a family history of skin cancer. I don’t.
“My side does.”
Love him. But thankfully that’s not how medical science works. I didn’t get melanoma by marriage.
My husband asked if I had a family history of skin cancer. I don’t.
“My side does.”
Love him. But thankfully that’s not how medical science works. I didn’t get melanoma by marriage.
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Shout out to the people who are rebuilding in silence. 🥀
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Shout out to the people who are rebuilding in silence. 🥀
Do you ever get the urge to just yell “Oh my god, OH MY GOD!” like Wanya?
June 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Do you ever get the urge to just yell “Oh my god, OH MY GOD!” like Wanya?
I didn’t get any Juneteenth Venmos from white people this year. Is that a recession indicator?
June 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I didn’t get any Juneteenth Venmos from white people this year. Is that a recession indicator?
Popeye was on amphetamines, right? “Spinach” was just what they called speed in the 30s.
June 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Popeye was on amphetamines, right? “Spinach” was just what they called speed in the 30s.
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Too damn much.
How much outside cost today? 🥴
May 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Too damn much.
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A good cuddle and $500,000 🤣
18. What could you really use at the moment?
May 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A good cuddle and $500,000 🤣
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Exhaustion now exists irrespective of sleep and that’s some bullshit
May 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Exhaustion now exists irrespective of sleep and that’s some bullshit
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These lil quickie weekends aren’t cutting it anymore
May 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
These lil quickie weekends aren’t cutting it anymore
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Casual Fridays just aren’t doing it anymore, we need ‘airport rules’ Fridays where you can wear sweatpants and day drinking is allowed and you can nap wherever you want and you have to go to at least one bookstore
April 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Casual Fridays just aren’t doing it anymore, we need ‘airport rules’ Fridays where you can wear sweatpants and day drinking is allowed and you can nap wherever you want and you have to go to at least one bookstore
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Your move, gynecologists.
Urologists say that people with penises should ejaculate once daily (or 21 times monthly) to reduce their chances of developing prostrate cancer. www.unilad.com/news/health/...
Study reveals how many times a man should ejaculate per month to help prevent prostate cancer
A study has revealed how many times a man should ejaculate per month to help prevent prostate cancer.
www.unilad.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Your move, gynecologists.
Being the ADHD Queen that I am, my husband tried to explain to me how a device works. I am NOT on board at the moment.
“Send it to me in a video I’m not going to watch later.”
“Send it to me in a video I’m not going to watch later.”
April 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Being the ADHD Queen that I am, my husband tried to explain to me how a device works. I am NOT on board at the moment.
“Send it to me in a video I’m not going to watch later.”
“Send it to me in a video I’m not going to watch later.”
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As an em dash whore this makes me sad.
Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.
January 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As an em dash whore this makes me sad.
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I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?
January 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?
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So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
January 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
“Good morning, everybody. It’s Tuesday. We’ll get through.”
Just in case anyone needed encouraging words from the 3 train conductor today.
Just in case anyone needed encouraging words from the 3 train conductor today.
January 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Good morning, everybody. It’s Tuesday. We’ll get through.”
Just in case anyone needed encouraging words from the 3 train conductor today.
Just in case anyone needed encouraging words from the 3 train conductor today.
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I can’t say it’ll ever be the same as before. Sometimes there’s grace in just accepting the loss, letting it go, and leaving things as they are.
January 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I can’t say it’ll ever be the same as before. Sometimes there’s grace in just accepting the loss, letting it go, and leaving things as they are.
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Ayo I love how Michelle Obama saying fuck all this shit. Yall got it. Don’t invite me to shit bc I’m not coming. 💜🤌🏾👏🏾🍻
a close up of a woman 's face in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Ayo I love how Michelle Obama saying fuck all this shit. Yall got it. Don’t invite me to shit bc I’m not coming. 💜🤌🏾👏🏾🍻
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I stand with Michelle Obama in safeguarding her peace and energy ✨☮️. No interest in watching the inauguration. Here's to protecting ourselves in 2025 and beyond 🥂. #GoodForHer ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸
January 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I stand with Michelle Obama in safeguarding her peace and energy ✨☮️. No interest in watching the inauguration. Here's to protecting ourselves in 2025 and beyond 🥂. #GoodForHer ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸
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I know that’s right.
Michelle Obama will not attend Donald Trump’s inauguration on Jan. 20.
Michelle Obama Is Skipping Donald Trump’s Inauguration
Her office’s announcement comes after she also gave Jimmy Carter’s funeral a miss.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I know that’s right.
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Every day it becomes clearer that buying groceries and cooking groceries are two completely separate disciplines
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Every day it becomes clearer that buying groceries and cooking groceries are two completely separate disciplines
“It’s with the white one from Bend It Like Beckham and Charles Xavier.”
—Me, trying to describe the movie Atonement to my husband
—Me, trying to describe the movie Atonement to my husband
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a plane .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a plane .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“It’s with the white one from Bend It Like Beckham and Charles Xavier.”
—Me, trying to describe the movie Atonement to my husband
—Me, trying to describe the movie Atonement to my husband