Mark Johnson
@sharpsbucket.bsky.social
Yankee in the South. General surgeon and band/swim/dance dad originally from Western Massachusetts, working for the man. Mostly harmless. Posts are my own, my precious, and have nothing at all to do with the policies or opinions of my employer.
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Mark Johnson
@sharpsbucket.bsky.social
· Jan 16
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s nobody’s business but her own whether a woman has children, when she has children if she does, why she has or doesn’t have them or who she decides to raise them with if she has them. 1/2
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Russia is beginning to evacuate Russian citizens from Venezuela.
Special flights are to begin, as reported by ATORUS (Association of Russian Tour Operators).
Special flights are to begin, as reported by ATORUS (Association of Russian Tour Operators).
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Someone needs to tell the cosplay hard-man in the Secretary of Defense’s chair that barking “kill them all” doesn’t magically turn murder into foreign policy.
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Senators to investigate Pete Hegseth ‘kill everybody’ allegations
GOP Senator Roger Wicker, Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, and Democratic Senator Jack Reed, announced the investigation in a joint statement
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Someone needs to tell the cosplay hard-man in the Secretary of Defense’s chair that barking “kill them all” doesn’t magically turn murder into foreign policy.
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When are we going to see the Epstein Files?
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When are we going to see the Epstein Files?
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Everyone is looking for someone to blame for the DC National Guard shooting. Instead of that wasted energy, we should be asking the question nobody is asking, how did the shooter get his guns? What can we do as a country to make gun violence less likely?
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everyone is looking for someone to blame for the DC National Guard shooting. Instead of that wasted energy, we should be asking the question nobody is asking, how did the shooter get his guns? What can we do as a country to make gun violence less likely?
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Please, please, everyone, this is not the season for us to argue about STAR WARS movies.
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Please, please, everyone, this is not the season for us to argue about STAR WARS movies.
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
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there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
Stock for Papermate (maker of “liquid paper” correction fluid) soaring for some reason
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Stock for Papermate (maker of “liquid paper” correction fluid) soaring for some reason
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Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
With everything going on in the world today, I find it very satisfying and reassuring to have Al Michaels calling the Pats game tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
With everything going on in the world today, I find it very satisfying and reassuring to have Al Michaels calling the Pats game tonight.
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So.. Leavitt says Trump is 100% innocent, the Democrats are using the "hoax" to bury the vote to reopen the government, and this is the most transparent administration in history.
Well, there is one sure way to PROVE everything she's saying. Release the Epstein Files. Prove his innocence.
Well, there is one sure way to PROVE everything she's saying. Release the Epstein Files. Prove his innocence.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So.. Leavitt says Trump is 100% innocent, the Democrats are using the "hoax" to bury the vote to reopen the government, and this is the most transparent administration in history.
Well, there is one sure way to PROVE everything she's saying. Release the Epstein Files. Prove his innocence.
Well, there is one sure way to PROVE everything she's saying. Release the Epstein Files. Prove his innocence.
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This is the kind of content that keeps me here
i feel like ✨garbage✨ so here’s fiona getting her head scratched
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
This is the kind of content that keeps me here
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Is this bad? I mean, offhand, I'd say it kind of seems bad.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is this bad? I mean, offhand, I'd say it kind of seems bad.
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Again: This entire shutdown fight is one big advertisement for #MedicareForAll
Making a broken system less bad is not a real answer and never was.
Making a broken system less bad is not a real answer and never was.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Again: This entire shutdown fight is one big advertisement for #MedicareForAll
Making a broken system less bad is not a real answer and never was.
Making a broken system less bad is not a real answer and never was.
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Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Dems. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Interested in helping ICE protect the Homeland?
Check out the Lincoln Project's useful video guide!
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Check out the Lincoln Project's useful video guide!
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Your Guide To Working for ICE
Interested in joining ICE to defend the Homeland?
open.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Interested in helping ICE protect the Homeland?
Check out the Lincoln Project's useful video guide!
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
Check out the Lincoln Project's useful video guide!
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an excellent idea!!!
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Mike Johnson lies shamelessly: "The president is desperate for SNAP benefits to flow to the American citizens who desperately rely on it ... the SNAP situation has legal impediments."
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Oof
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oof
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 91st day out of the last 103.
12 days of work in 103 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 103 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 91st day out of the last 103.
12 days of work in 103 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 103 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.