Sharkspeare
@sharkspeare.bsky.social
I'm better on the clock app.
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Uh...phrasing
July 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Uh...phrasing
You see where I get it from
July 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You see where I get it from
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It's funny. What I thought was rock bottom a few months ago was actually somewhere around rock center
July 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's funny. What I thought was rock bottom a few months ago was actually somewhere around rock center
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democrats voted *this week* for a trump appointee. this. week.
Imagine if certain factions & press/pundits spent half the energy they spend yelling at Dems for past votes on appointments (which even the GOP approved for Dems under the omnipotent McConnell) and cursing the DNC over silly issues like Hogg and instead directed it at Trump/GOP who *are* fascists.😇
June 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
democrats voted *this week* for a trump appointee. this. week.
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Everyone should provoke Elon, saying that he has no proof that Trump stole the election. He's that much of a narcissist that he'll post proof.
June 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Everyone should provoke Elon, saying that he has no proof that Trump stole the election. He's that much of a narcissist that he'll post proof.
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I wish the stock market would stop crashing. It's my turn.
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I wish the stock market would stop crashing. It's my turn.
In case anyone wants to know my spaghetti policy: I had leftover spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast. It was really good. Not the "breakfast of champions" but the "breakfast of don't-give-a--fuck neurodivergent Gen Xers" maybe.
April 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In case anyone wants to know my spaghetti policy: I had leftover spaghetti and meatballs for breakfast. It was really good. Not the "breakfast of champions" but the "breakfast of don't-give-a--fuck neurodivergent Gen Xers" maybe.
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Proud of you, Chris
April 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Proud of you, Chris
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A haiku about my allegiance to Trump:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
March 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A haiku about my allegiance to Trump:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
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I stopped eating gluten for good. Now, I only eat gluten for evil.
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I stopped eating gluten for good. Now, I only eat gluten for evil.
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![Looks like the Reaper got caught up in the pre auth process
[statue art with guy with snack eagle healthcare staff stopping the reaper]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreicjyhqde7rqdzmozdqsmstu4swmcj6r45tubmrmdubrqbujl3uqzu@jpeg)
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Ten Democrats voted to censure their colleague Al Green. Here are their names:
Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.
Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ten Democrats voted to censure their colleague Al Green. Here are their names:
Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.
Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.
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Today has to mark the end of the Clinton-Biden-Obama stranglehold over the Democratic Party. It has grown ossified and risk averse, so beholden to the rules and tradition that it cannot adapt to the modern world. They did good but it needs to be over now.
Pathetic until the end. GTFO Biden
Biden to Trump: "Welcome home"
January 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today has to mark the end of the Clinton-Biden-Obama stranglehold over the Democratic Party. It has grown ossified and risk averse, so beholden to the rules and tradition that it cannot adapt to the modern world. They did good but it needs to be over now.
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The human body wasn't made to tolerate 2 Trump inaugurations.
January 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The human body wasn't made to tolerate 2 Trump inaugurations.
Mueller She Wrote Is a resistance grifter account.
She doesn't get to say that she's mad at Merrick Garland now when she built an entire podcast and career off of supporting Merrick Garland.
She doesn't get to say that she's mad at Merrick Garland now when she built an entire podcast and career off of supporting Merrick Garland.
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Mueller She Wrote Is a resistance grifter account.
She doesn't get to say that she's mad at Merrick Garland now when she built an entire podcast and career off of supporting Merrick Garland.
She doesn't get to say that she's mad at Merrick Garland now when she built an entire podcast and career off of supporting Merrick Garland.
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December 31, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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I just ended a 10-year relationship, but don't worry, it wasn't mine.
December 10, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I just ended a 10-year relationship, but don't worry, it wasn't mine.
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Thinking of taking Easter decorations down
December 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Thinking of taking Easter decorations down
I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet skies, I could be purple, I could be hurtful, I could be anything you like.
If it's stuck in my head, it has to be stuck in your head now.
If it's stuck in my head, it has to be stuck in your head now.
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet skies, I could be purple, I could be hurtful, I could be anything you like.
If it's stuck in my head, it has to be stuck in your head now.
If it's stuck in my head, it has to be stuck in your head now.
"Republicans are playing chess, and Democrats are in the nurse's office because they glued their balls to their thigh." -Jon Stewart
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
"Republicans are playing chess, and Democrats are in the nurse's office because they glued their balls to their thigh." -Jon Stewart