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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..." Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN." Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!" Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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lineshark.bsky.social
I still cant believe Panty and Stocking came to Texas and went to Buc-ees 🦫
September 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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kennylauderdale.bsky.social
November 7, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Steven Universe Future on the other hand, a deeply Jewish show. It asks the much more fucked up question "Is the suffering really worth it?" Steven is Moses, leading people to promised land but locked out of it himself because of the strain endured from being God's emissary.
June 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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spacevixen.bsky.social
holy shit this joke is pure fucking gold
Max from Sam and Max. A cartoon white rabbit with gremlin energy. Subtitle: I always thought Rush was the Queen of Canada.
April 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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guriomatchbox.bsky.social
カグラバチ
kagurabachi
April 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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ennuikal.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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jabro.bsky.social
Nero! #dmc
April 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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airbagged.bsky.social
March 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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orbitaldropkick.bsky.social
spellblade for ICON
March 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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dril.bsky.social
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird next to the words "now here's some bullshit I knew was coming"
March 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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bexsaltsman.bsky.social
This makes me so angry - because this translates to "I too would like to make a lot of money"

But let's be real. You would not have published Balatro.

You want a lightning strike- fund 20 games. Fund 30 games. Fund so many damn games that maybe you find the right field to be struck by lightning.
brunodias.bsky.social Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · Mar 11
Publisher bizdev people at events like GDC and Dice trying to sign "the next balatro" should realize that, statistically, the developer of "the next Balatro" you need to be talking to isn't at GDC or Dice talking to bizdev guys seeking 2m+ in funding
March 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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brunodias.bsky.social
Publisher bizdev people at events like GDC and Dice trying to sign "the next balatro" should realize that, statistically, the developer of "the next Balatro" you need to be talking to isn't at GDC or Dice talking to bizdev guys seeking 2m+ in funding
March 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Pearl
Pearl, but as a human--slightly less pale skin and hair, bangs swept over her forehead, and dressed for winter in a cardigan and dress, wearing earmuffs to hide presumably human ears.
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Pearl
Pearl kneeling and looking at her hands while tears roll down her face, not quite sobbing as a young Steven hugs her from behind.
January 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #BlueDiamond #Spinel
Blue Diamond in a hoodie, taking a bite of a sandwich and causing all of its very slippery ingredients to fall out of the other side. A tear forms in her eye. Spinel watches from atop her head in confusion.
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #ConnieMaheswaran #RoseQuartz
A rendition of a Castlevania cover, featuring Connie dressed as Richter and wielding a chain-whip ending in a star, Steven with a cape and sword, turned away but looking back wielding a sword, and Rose ominously in the sky, Dracula style.
January 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #ConnieMaheswaran
Steven and Connie as blade wielding samurai in the rain, Steven in armor with a poofy sort of top-knot, and Connie in simple robes, ronin style.
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot
Lapis Lazuli in a hot dog outfit smiling at a Peridot in a soda outfit, who is scowling ferociously. Neither outfits have arm holes, but their feet do poke out the bottoms.
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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hairy-son.bsky.social
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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zachhazard.bsky.social
Flashback to the time I was doing pipeline survey and came across an alpaca who was very interested in what I was up to. I made him into a meme.
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Peridot #LapisLazuli #Amethyst #Pearl
A sunset lit shot of Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, and Steven playing a tabletop RPG together. Steven GMs, Peridot flips though a book worriedly, Lapis plays with minis, and Amethyst recoils from the fact that Pearl has put her whole ass foot up on the table as she roleplays out an action.
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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robdogdraws.bsky.social
Fire ant
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I appreciate the throwback reference
March 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM