jeff the sharpedo( ↀ ᴗ ↀ)
@shar1996.bsky.social
28, he/him, utc+8. A flawed 🇵🇭 shitposter( free🍉) (no 2 charter change) (if u don't like, block me / i will block SWs below 21.) AuDHD. Do not expect followbacks.
pfp art by @roachdaddyo.bsky.social
pfp art by @roachdaddyo.bsky.social
id rather work as a waiter than work in government
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
id rather work as a waiter than work in government
There used to be a cheerleader squad in South Africa whose gimmick was flashing.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
There used to be a cheerleader squad in South Africa whose gimmick was flashing.
Super Bowl of quinoa
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Super Bowl of quinoa
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On the same wavelength.
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
On the same wavelength.
imagine if mulholldand drive didnt end with someone whispering "silencio"
instead, it ended with
"sizzler..."
instead, it ended with
"sizzler..."
This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.
The theme song is everything.
The theme song is everything.
Sizzler Promotional Commercial 1991
YouTube video by Rachel Redhouse
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
imagine if mulholldand drive didnt end with someone whispering "silencio"
instead, it ended with
"sizzler..."
instead, it ended with
"sizzler..."
scrollin to death
February 7, 2026 at 8:03 AM
scrollin to death
someone i know from college is here lmao
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
someone i know from college is here lmao
My custom feed on Threads isn't working.
My UpScrolled isnt even letting me post.
Is Bluesky joining in on the jank too? Cuz i am lackin in sleep and Im ighkey irritable today.
My UpScrolled isnt even letting me post.
Is Bluesky joining in on the jank too? Cuz i am lackin in sleep and Im ighkey irritable today.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
My custom feed on Threads isn't working.
My UpScrolled isnt even letting me post.
Is Bluesky joining in on the jank too? Cuz i am lackin in sleep and Im ighkey irritable today.
My UpScrolled isnt even letting me post.
Is Bluesky joining in on the jank too? Cuz i am lackin in sleep and Im ighkey irritable today.
i love u baby
i give u free asbestos
i give u free asbestos
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
i love u baby
i give u free asbestos
i give u free asbestos
whelks on the barrrbieee
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
whelks on the barrrbieee
awooo000ooo
i lnow you wanna eat this seasoned egg on toasttt... 🍳🥪
auuaoaoaouoooo 😵💫😵💫😵💫
i lnow you wanna eat this seasoned egg on toasttt... 🍳🥪
auuaoaoaouoooo 😵💫😵💫😵💫
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
awooo000ooo
i lnow you wanna eat this seasoned egg on toasttt... 🍳🥪
auuaoaoaouoooo 😵💫😵💫😵💫
i lnow you wanna eat this seasoned egg on toasttt... 🍳🥪
auuaoaoaouoooo 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Melodifestivalen playlist name unlocked
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Melodifestivalen playlist name unlocked
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I hope people have downloaded and saved all the Epstein files that were released. They’re going to delete some of them and also, there’s a complete blackout of Epstein information in the rightwing bubble.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I hope people have downloaded and saved all the Epstein files that were released. They’re going to delete some of them and also, there’s a complete blackout of Epstein information in the rightwing bubble.
I need a job.
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I need a job.
hanging down the cable from your balls
for dramatic effect
for dramatic effect
February 4, 2026 at 9:05 AM
hanging down the cable from your balls
for dramatic effect
for dramatic effect
awwh hell naw, I'm getting ads for Suno on Facebook.
Fuck outta here!
Fuck outta here!
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 AM
awwh hell naw, I'm getting ads for Suno on Facebook.
Fuck outta here!
Fuck outta here!
sharpedo man
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 AM
sharpedo man
Update bluesklues.
The tummy ache is gone so far.
The tummy ache is gone so far.
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Update bluesklues.
The tummy ache is gone so far.
The tummy ache is gone so far.
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Elizabeth Zuna Caisaguano, 11 years old. In dreadful ICE detention for nearly a month.
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Elizabeth Zuna Caisaguano, 11 years old. In dreadful ICE detention for nearly a month.
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Almost 400,000 people missing in a population of 2.23 million people.
That's rough 20% of the population missing - most of them children.
#genocide
That's rough 20% of the population missing - most of them children.
#genocide
A Harvard study of IDF data finds that there are 377,000 people unaccounted for in Gaza.
That estimate is six times the number of people normally cited as killed.
Genocide.
medium.com/@m4xim1l1an/...
That estimate is six times the number of people normally cited as killed.
Genocide.
medium.com/@m4xim1l1an/...
June 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Almost 400,000 people missing in a population of 2.23 million people.
That's rough 20% of the population missing - most of them children.
#genocide
That's rough 20% of the population missing - most of them children.
#genocide
head lice cake
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
head lice cake
Bluesklue will be the first one to know so, sure.
I got a small discomfort in my stomach. will see if it build into anything.
I got a small discomfort in my stomach. will see if it build into anything.
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Bluesklue will be the first one to know so, sure.
I got a small discomfort in my stomach. will see if it build into anything.
I got a small discomfort in my stomach. will see if it build into anything.