Shakira Flabbergasted
@shakirashook.bsky.social
🪶Indigenously indignant
🙅♀️Unapologetic Chappell Roan apologist 💅💃
🌞♌🌚♏☝️♐
💚YTYJFOOACT?🥥🌴
Not. Ever. Going. Back.
🙅♀️Unapologetic Chappell Roan apologist 💅💃
🌞♌🌚♏☝️♐
💚YTYJFOOACT?🥥🌴
Not. Ever. Going. Back.
I started a little project and I think it's so cute and I can't wait to see how she grows up 😍
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I started a little project and I think it's so cute and I can't wait to see how she grows up 😍
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You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.
March 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.
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Hearing a Scottish man call 47 a cunt in public is really enjoyable.
March 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hearing a Scottish man call 47 a cunt in public is really enjoyable.
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One of the best headlines from today’s debacle. Anyone who tolerates this is simply unAmerican. Vance and Trump ambushed a REAL leader while Rubio spinelessly watched.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal
President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance moved to betray a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
One of the best headlines from today’s debacle. Anyone who tolerates this is simply unAmerican. Vance and Trump ambushed a REAL leader while Rubio spinelessly watched.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
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Keep reading the last paragraph until it sinks in 👇
A bunch of Trump’s most influential advisors are advocating for the US to leave NATO and the UN.
Short-sighted, reactionary morons.
You should really ask yourselves why anyone that has the US interests at heart would want us to leave the most powerful alliance in history.
Short-sighted, reactionary morons.
You should really ask yourselves why anyone that has the US interests at heart would want us to leave the most powerful alliance in history.
March 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Keep reading the last paragraph until it sinks in 👇
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#TeslaTakedown going along swimmingly! Good work, Norway 👏👏👏
Tesla sales numbers for February were just released for Norway, Tesla's most important test market for EVs.
For January, down 30% compared to last year. We didn't know if it was a fluke or a trend.
Sales for feb, compared to last year: DOWN 70%
Time for investors to exit?
For January, down 30% compared to last year. We didn't know if it was a fluke or a trend.
Sales for feb, compared to last year: DOWN 70%
Time for investors to exit?
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
#TeslaTakedown going along swimmingly! Good work, Norway 👏👏👏
March 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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My heart
An emporium
On franchise
My goods
Sublime
Cheap merchandise
My soul
Impossible
To monetise
My sacred skin
Unwilling to
Recognise
My legacy
Much
To despise
Your want
Never
Warranted the
Paradise
Counting the
Cost
Of your
Sacrifice
Your greed
Paying
Twice the price
Of being
Unwise
#vss365
An emporium
On franchise
My goods
Sublime
Cheap merchandise
My soul
Impossible
To monetise
My sacred skin
Unwilling to
Recognise
My legacy
Much
To despise
Your want
Never
Warranted the
Paradise
Counting the
Cost
Of your
Sacrifice
Your greed
Paying
Twice the price
Of being
Unwise
#vss365
March 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My heart
An emporium
On franchise
My goods
Sublime
Cheap merchandise
My soul
Impossible
To monetise
My sacred skin
Unwilling to
Recognise
My legacy
Much
To despise
Your want
Never
Warranted the
Paradise
Counting the
Cost
Of your
Sacrifice
Your greed
Paying
Twice the price
Of being
Unwise
#vss365
An emporium
On franchise
My goods
Sublime
Cheap merchandise
My soul
Impossible
To monetise
My sacred skin
Unwilling to
Recognise
My legacy
Much
To despise
Your want
Never
Warranted the
Paradise
Counting the
Cost
Of your
Sacrifice
Your greed
Paying
Twice the price
Of being
Unwise
#vss365
Jesus himself even had it after 3 strikes, so... 🤷♀️
It's a pattern, not an accident.
It's a pattern, not an accident.
Dems need to QUIT enabling these Triple Trumpers.
March 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Jesus himself even had it after 3 strikes, so... 🤷♀️
It's a pattern, not an accident.
It's a pattern, not an accident.
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan is so flipping catchy that I don't even mind being ear wormed, even if it's been three days.
March 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan is so flipping catchy that I don't even mind being ear wormed, even if it's been three days.
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If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
Healing really is liberating. It's hard, but it's worth it. It may never get any easier, but you can always get a little more better.
Have grace for yourselves and be kind ❤️
Have grace for yourselves and be kind ❤️
Just a reminder that yes, trauma changes the brain, but healing changes it too.
You are not doomed to be forever imprisoned by the worst thing that ever happened to you ❤️
You are not doomed to be forever imprisoned by the worst thing that ever happened to you ❤️
March 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Healing really is liberating. It's hard, but it's worth it. It may never get any easier, but you can always get a little more better.
Have grace for yourselves and be kind ❤️
Have grace for yourselves and be kind ❤️
The notebook from the #BRITawards acceptance speech!
March 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The notebook from the #BRITawards acceptance speech!
Anybody know what kind of notebook Chappell Roan uses? Looks like a solid daffodil colored, hardbound A5 notebook, like a Leuchtturm.
But I am painfully curious about her preferences in paper, like weight, texture, ruling, etc! And favorite pens, too.
But I am painfully curious about her preferences in paper, like weight, texture, ruling, etc! And favorite pens, too.
March 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Anybody know what kind of notebook Chappell Roan uses? Looks like a solid daffodil colored, hardbound A5 notebook, like a Leuchtturm.
But I am painfully curious about her preferences in paper, like weight, texture, ruling, etc! And favorite pens, too.
But I am painfully curious about her preferences in paper, like weight, texture, ruling, etc! And favorite pens, too.
Thank you, Ukraine! 🇺🇦
March 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Thank you, Ukraine! 🇺🇦
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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
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Macron and now Zelenskyy.
We should have more of these Oval Office episodes in which special guest stars humiliate the president.
We should have more of these Oval Office episodes in which special guest stars humiliate the president.
February 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Macron and now Zelenskyy.
We should have more of these Oval Office episodes in which special guest stars humiliate the president.
We should have more of these Oval Office episodes in which special guest stars humiliate the president.
Fucking spineless 🪱
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fucking spineless 🪱
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You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think 💀
March 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think 💀