Shakira Flabbergasted
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Not. Ever. Going. Back.
🙅♀️Unapologetic Chappell Roan apologist 💅💃
🌞♌🌚♏☝️♐
💚YTYJFOOACT?🥥🌴
Not. Ever. Going. Back.
I never got past pronunciation in French! I can recognize some written words, but I'm about on Patrick Star's level
a cartoon of patrick holding a loaf of bread in front of the eiffel tower and the words hon hon hon
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March 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I never got past pronunciation in French! I can recognize some written words, but I'm about on Patrick Star's level
Unfortunately, there are untold fortunes to be made off the destruction of our only home. Some faction of this techno-theo incel billionaire overlord shadow government, I can't remember, I think connected mostly to Jesus Douche Vance & Peter thiel, discuss this in detail on camera
March 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Unfortunately, there are untold fortunes to be made off the destruction of our only home. Some faction of this techno-theo incel billionaire overlord shadow government, I can't remember, I think connected mostly to Jesus Douche Vance & Peter thiel, discuss this in detail on camera
The Smith-Waite Tarot is really well composed, and a powerful lense into the human experience. There's a structure and an order to the deck, and tells a comprehensive story of humanity, in many different ways and on many different levels. It's a great tool for insight & reflection, if nothing else
March 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The Smith-Waite Tarot is really well composed, and a powerful lense into the human experience. There's a structure and an order to the deck, and tells a comprehensive story of humanity, in many different ways and on many different levels. It's a great tool for insight & reflection, if nothing else
You can still enjoy your Tim's in the reusable k cups! You could even set up several in advance!
March 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
You can still enjoy your Tim's in the reusable k cups! You could even set up several in advance!
I've already started getting targeted ads based on location, in support of a bill that would lower the price of drugs for Medicare after Biden made them more expensive.
a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen
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March 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I've already started getting targeted ads based on location, in support of a bill that would lower the price of drugs for Medicare after Biden made them more expensive.
Chapeau? Ausgezeichnet, I'll take it, vielen Dank!
March 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Chapeau? Ausgezeichnet, I'll take it, vielen Dank!
The human potential lost to climate change is the most devastating to me. Without constantly having to rebuild your community, or flee and resettle elsewhere, adjust to new cultural norms, experience prejudice at a whole new level...
How cool would it be to live in a futuristic treehouse city?
How cool would it be to live in a futuristic treehouse city?
a close up of a woman 's face with the words we 'll never know written below her
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March 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The human potential lost to climate change is the most devastating to me. Without constantly having to rebuild your community, or flee and resettle elsewhere, adjust to new cultural norms, experience prejudice at a whole new level...
How cool would it be to live in a futuristic treehouse city?
How cool would it be to live in a futuristic treehouse city?
As a literary work, or even just taken as metaphorical guidance, the Bible is fascinating. Sometimes I'll pull a tarot card and the artwork will scream out some biblical reference at me, so going back and reading the passage in that context is... Enlightening, for sure
March 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
As a literary work, or even just taken as metaphorical guidance, the Bible is fascinating. Sometimes I'll pull a tarot card and the artwork will scream out some biblical reference at me, so going back and reading the passage in that context is... Enlightening, for sure
Think for a minute, about wtf kind of parent would come back, be shocked 🙀 that your perfect little creatures got curious about the secret fruit that YOU left in there with THEM like a loaded weapon, and expected a verbal instruction to keep them away from it?
a man in a wig is talking on a cell phone and says hello cps .
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March 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Think for a minute, about wtf kind of parent would come back, be shocked 🙀 that your perfect little creatures got curious about the secret fruit that YOU left in there with THEM like a loaded weapon, and expected a verbal instruction to keep them away from it?
A pops out of a tree to explain about the fruit to the woman, and surprise! She doesn't die from eating it and she learns some more about herself and the world, so she shares with the man, and they both like the fruit and are more knowledgeable about this place they were put in charge of
March 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
A pops out of a tree to explain about the fruit to the woman, and surprise! She doesn't die from eating it and she learns some more about herself and the world, so she shares with the man, and they both like the fruit and are more knowledgeable about this place they were put in charge of
Ok but seriously! Imagine creating 2 beautiful creatures to live in harmony with the perfect little world you built, presumably just for them. You give them everything they could ever need or want, and tell them they're in charge, good luck, have fun, oh btw don't eat this fruit or else, byeeeee
a woman wearing headphones and a pink jacket says you kids have a good time and be safe now
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March 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Ok but seriously! Imagine creating 2 beautiful creatures to live in harmony with the perfect little world you built, presumably just for them. You give them everything they could ever need or want, and tell them they're in charge, good luck, have fun, oh btw don't eat this fruit or else, byeeeee
I think GWB can shoulder some responsibility here. How different do you think the situation would be if we had an actual climate scientist leading the free world at the turn of the millennium?
March 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I think GWB can shoulder some responsibility here. How different do you think the situation would be if we had an actual climate scientist leading the free world at the turn of the millennium?
We have a sickness of greed and it's all come home to roost now
March 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
We have a sickness of greed and it's all come home to roost now
Different take on biblical lore
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Different take on biblical lore
To embody the Spirit of Christ. They'll often bring up a scripture during conversation, or just randomly. Not from a place of arrogance, but because they truly want to show empathy, support, or to explain something about their faith.
I'm just now learning about Gnosticism though, which is a wildly
I'm just now learning about Gnosticism though, which is a wildly
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
To embody the Spirit of Christ. They'll often bring up a scripture during conversation, or just randomly. Not from a place of arrogance, but because they truly want to show empathy, support, or to explain something about their faith.
I'm just now learning about Gnosticism though, which is a wildly
I'm just now learning about Gnosticism though, which is a wildly
I grew up going to church with my granny, but never paid attention or read the Bible, my mind was busy wandering.
Only in the last few years have I really been interested in reading it, only due to having a close family member who is deeply religious but also truly spiritual, as they truly do try
Only in the last few years have I really been interested in reading it, only due to having a close family member who is deeply religious but also truly spiritual, as they truly do try
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I grew up going to church with my granny, but never paid attention or read the Bible, my mind was busy wandering.
Only in the last few years have I really been interested in reading it, only due to having a close family member who is deeply religious but also truly spiritual, as they truly do try
Only in the last few years have I really been interested in reading it, only due to having a close family member who is deeply religious but also truly spiritual, as they truly do try
Lmao, the Bible is true because it's the word of God, and you know it's true because it's in the Bible, because the Bible is true and the circular logic is round
March 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Lmao, the Bible is true because it's the word of God, and you know it's true because it's in the Bible, because the Bible is true and the circular logic is round
Tangentially relevant, but this episode aired in 1997. Hank used to rep mainstream conservatism & dale was the fringe.
GWB robbed us all blind
youtu.be/rR58heUGkNA?...
GWB robbed us all blind
youtu.be/rR58heUGkNA?...
Dale Gribble on Global Warming
YouTube video by CoMaLunar
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March 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Tangentially relevant, but this episode aired in 1997. Hank used to rep mainstream conservatism & dale was the fringe.
GWB robbed us all blind
youtu.be/rR58heUGkNA?...
GWB robbed us all blind
youtu.be/rR58heUGkNA?...
This is heartbreaking 💔
March 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This is heartbreaking 💔
My pumpkins?
a cartoon character with an orange mustache and the word smashing
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March 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My pumpkins?
"Homeland" is shockingly palatable for Doublespeak. I'm a child of the 90s & aughts, so it's been part of the gov for most of my life. (Product of the Patriot Act, right?)
This never occurred to me, so thanks for pointing out a blind spot for me!
This never occurred to me, so thanks for pointing out a blind spot for me!
March 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Homeland" is shockingly palatable for Doublespeak. I'm a child of the 90s & aughts, so it's been part of the gov for most of my life. (Product of the Patriot Act, right?)
This never occurred to me, so thanks for pointing out a blind spot for me!
This never occurred to me, so thanks for pointing out a blind spot for me!