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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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EVERY SINGLE ONE IS FUNNY
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
EVERY SINGLE ONE IS FUNNY
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Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.
September 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The Sun & Moon shared rank evenly & they received prayers separately from the creators, spirits & Gods, as
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The Sun & Moon shared rank evenly & they received prayers separately from the creators, spirits & Gods, as
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The Sun & Moon shared rank evenly & they received prayers separately from the creators, spirits & Gods, as
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The Sun & Moon shared rank evenly & they received prayers separately from the creators, spirits & Gods, as
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here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
I used to bake at a bagel shop. Clocked in at 4:30 every morning.
When I left around noon, I'd make myself a toasted garlic bagel with plain schmear on one half, hummus on the other, lox trim and maybe a sliver of onion.
Mmmm
When I left around noon, I'd make myself a toasted garlic bagel with plain schmear on one half, hummus on the other, lox trim and maybe a sliver of onion.
Mmmm
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I used to bake at a bagel shop. Clocked in at 4:30 every morning.
When I left around noon, I'd make myself a toasted garlic bagel with plain schmear on one half, hummus on the other, lox trim and maybe a sliver of onion.
Mmmm
When I left around noon, I'd make myself a toasted garlic bagel with plain schmear on one half, hummus on the other, lox trim and maybe a sliver of onion.
Mmmm
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Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
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ChatGPT gave a significant portion of my students the wrong answer to an easy quiz question that everyone used to always get right
I had two groups of students turn in annotated bibliographies that were ChatGPT generated - not a single citation actually existed
I had two groups of students turn in annotated bibliographies that were ChatGPT generated - not a single citation actually existed
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
ChatGPT gave a significant portion of my students the wrong answer to an easy quiz question that everyone used to always get right
I had two groups of students turn in annotated bibliographies that were ChatGPT generated - not a single citation actually existed
I had two groups of students turn in annotated bibliographies that were ChatGPT generated - not a single citation actually existed
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Imagine this hailstone hitting you - over 4"/10cm! Interesting patterns when they're sliced in half.
New research: news.ucar.edu/133036/under... (image: Landon Moeller/Northern Illinois U)
New research: news.ucar.edu/133036/under... (image: Landon Moeller/Northern Illinois U)
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Imagine this hailstone hitting you - over 4"/10cm! Interesting patterns when they're sliced in half.
New research: news.ucar.edu/133036/under... (image: Landon Moeller/Northern Illinois U)
New research: news.ucar.edu/133036/under... (image: Landon Moeller/Northern Illinois U)
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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a unique part of American prejudice is that every black person is a criminal, every Latino person is an illegal immigrant, every trans person is a pedophile, every Jew supports genocide, but every white person somehow is not complicit in perpetuating harmful stereotypes.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
a unique part of American prejudice is that every black person is a criminal, every Latino person is an illegal immigrant, every trans person is a pedophile, every Jew supports genocide, but every white person somehow is not complicit in perpetuating harmful stereotypes.
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You can tell a lot about a society by its folk devils so it's interesting that ours seem to be migrants, trans folks and students: very different groups but the common denominator seems to be... self-improvement? You can kinda see why they would elicit resentment in an aging, sclerotic society...
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You can tell a lot about a society by its folk devils so it's interesting that ours seem to be migrants, trans folks and students: very different groups but the common denominator seems to be... self-improvement? You can kinda see why they would elicit resentment in an aging, sclerotic society...
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“40 cloves of garlic pasta sauce but with 40 bulbs instead”
Final clove count: 417!
Was it edible? Yes!
The verdict? The garlic is not the problem here, would make again but with some other adaptations.
Our house? Reeks.
Final clove count: 417!
Was it edible? Yes!
The verdict? The garlic is not the problem here, would make again but with some other adaptations.
Our house? Reeks.
September 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“40 cloves of garlic pasta sauce but with 40 bulbs instead”
Final clove count: 417!
Was it edible? Yes!
The verdict? The garlic is not the problem here, would make again but with some other adaptations.
Our house? Reeks.
Final clove count: 417!
Was it edible? Yes!
The verdict? The garlic is not the problem here, would make again but with some other adaptations.
Our house? Reeks.
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Without public pressure and a revolt from the base, vote blue no matter who libs are going to see the Dems continue to morph into W Bush Republicans and the consensus will move further and further right. The writing is on the wall and people seriously need to see it and start getting serious.
September 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Without public pressure and a revolt from the base, vote blue no matter who libs are going to see the Dems continue to morph into W Bush Republicans and the consensus will move further and further right. The writing is on the wall and people seriously need to see it and start getting serious.
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Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
1/38
Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
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Random acts of kindness shouldn't be random. Make an effort to be nice to people.
September 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Random acts of kindness shouldn't be random. Make an effort to be nice to people.
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Humboldt Hunger Rises, Supes Proclaim ‘Hunger Action Month’ https://kymkemp.com/2025/09/13/humboldt-hunger-rises-supes-proclaim-hunger-action-month/
Humboldt Hunger Rises, Supes Proclaim ‘Hunger Action Month’
“We are at a point where we’re anticipating a national crisis for hunger,” said Carly Robbins, executive director of Food for People.
kymkemp.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Humboldt Hunger Rises, Supes Proclaim ‘Hunger Action Month’ https://kymkemp.com/2025/09/13/humboldt-hunger-rises-supes-proclaim-hunger-action-month/
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
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Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
September 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.
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….. and if there is, then the only reason for that is that you simply just don’t like trans people, in which case you should just say it in your out-loud voice so you can be shunned properly and stop wasting our time pretending it’s about the economy
September 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
….. and if there is, then the only reason for that is that you simply just don’t like trans people, in which case you should just say it in your out-loud voice so you can be shunned properly and stop wasting our time pretending it’s about the economy
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lapsang tea is so good. it's so good, dude. i'm gonna go into the kitchen and make my little hot drink with my little kettle and it will both smell and taste like an ashtray and I'll enjoy it enormously. it's so good that it exists. dudes rock
August 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
lapsang tea is so good. it's so good, dude. i'm gonna go into the kitchen and make my little hot drink with my little kettle and it will both smell and taste like an ashtray and I'll enjoy it enormously. it's so good that it exists. dudes rock