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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I absolutely agree with this! It’s so sad that millions don’t.

#Pinks
May 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’ve decided that the Goat Simulator games are a part of the expanded Severance-verse.
April 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
@leolaporte.me @lisalaporte.bsky.social @mikahsargent.com My twit.social Mastodon account was suspended with no explanation after I was targeted for a pro #LGBTQ post. Sent an appeal & 2 emails- no reply. As a longtime TWiT fan I'm devastated. Years of connections-gone. I deserve at least a response
April 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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go, brian, go
February 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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To be fair, he wasn’t the worst Uber driver I’ve ever had.
a cat is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with its paws on the steering wheel .
Alt: A cat is sitting in the driver's seat of a car with its paws on the steering wheel. It’s Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well) from Saturday Night Live.
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ever watch a movie and can’t get into it because the characters are way smarter than they’d be in real life?

Yeah me too. I just watched Idiocracy.
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Need to add a higher level.
February 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Get in line.
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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And he insists he doesn't know anything about Bear Project 2025.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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As a lifelong fan of the Chicago Bears, I regret that I'm compelled to post this cartoon every Super Bowl Sunday.
February 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When Superman said he fights for “truth, justice, and the American way,” did anyone ever let him know that he was contradicting himself?
February 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Daniel Tiger sings "sometimes you have 2 feelings at the same time and that's okay."

Daniel Tiger, however, had no idea we'd be living in a modern day fascist dystopia having 200 feelings at the same time and I think that's probably not okay.
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ever since Trump became president again, eggs have been so much cheaper.

But that’s only because I decided, if a convicted felon can be president of the United States, I can start shoplifting.
February 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am extremely concerned about TikTok providing sensitive data to the Chinese government.

Therefore, I’m logging into DeepSeek to ask what I should do about this. It’s very helpful.

DeepSeek asked me for the specific sensitive data that I’m concerned about, so I provided all of it.
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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HIq qep - #StarTrek Online Klingon Recruitment Event! Good time to see what it's like to start from the beginning and ask questions if you've never played!
www.twitch.tv/klingonpopwa...
klingonpopwarrior - Twitch
tlhIngan bomwI'. Klingon pop singer & language consultant. #ExtraLife. Glory & honor await us in Stovokor!
www.twitch.tv
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I try to avoid fortune tellers who work in the woods ... and are named Miss Fortune.
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When I post something on Blue Sky.
a blurred image of a desert landscape with trees and bushes
Alt: a blurred image of a desert landscape with trees and bushes and a tumbleweed
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
And here I thought the Gulf of America was the space between Trump’s ears.
January 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Laughter is the best medicine.

Thankfully. Since it’ll be the only medicine anyone will be able to afford pretty soon.
January 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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/looks around...

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These may be 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 tears, but we will ALL drown in them.
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every day, I say aloud, “holy forking shirtballs, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 is the bad place,” hoping that Ted Danson will show up, laugh maniacally, and say he can’t believe I figured it out.
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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“We must accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope." - Martin Luther King Jr.
January 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM