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Captain Scratchy
@captainscratchy.bsky.social
Cartoonist, comic artist and humorist who specializes in animal humor and is surprisingly popular on Instagram. Sometimes collaborates with a bear named Kevin.

https://www.instagram.com/captainscratchy/
https://www.captainscratchy.com/
I specialize in sophisticated, thoughtful humor.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Halloween from me and this weird bear. There's a backstory to the bear's obsession with his potato, but let's not overthink it.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The dog doesn't deserve this.
August 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy #caturday
August 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I sometimes forget to post to Bluesky, but today I remembered.
August 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It's nice to have a distraction from the other madness.
March 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dolphin soon to join DOGE
February 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
As a lifelong fan of the Chicago Bears, I regret that I'm compelled to post this cartoon every Super Bowl Sunday.
February 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And he insists he doesn't know anything about Bear Project 2025.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Get in line.
February 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Need to add a higher level.
February 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I try to avoid fortune tellers who work in the woods ... and are named Miss Fortune.
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It was worth a try.
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Even this guy knows.
January 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some days I feel just like this horse.
January 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There's snow business like dog business.
January 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone's got a lot to learn.
January 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It was a year that felt like a decade.
December 31, 2024 at 4:50 PM
This is based on a true story.
December 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Oops.
December 22, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Two wise men ... and Todd.
December 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
He's certainly qualified.
December 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
"Let's do this thing!" — enthusiastic do-er of things

"Well, that happened." — observant guy

"It is what it is." — guy everybody wants to slap
December 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Bottom line: He can't see what he's missing.
December 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
A better choice for our leader.
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 PM