Blames Jake
@sevenmanacleric.bsky.social
MtG player, game design dabbler, media junkie, filthy commie.
The worst takes this side of the Mississippi. Probably the other side too.
The worst takes this side of the Mississippi. Probably the other side too.
oh so the vet can say Archie has "doggie anxiety" and needs to go on "doggie Prozac" but I can't ask if side effects include "doggie suicidal ideation?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
oh so the vet can say Archie has "doggie anxiety" and needs to go on "doggie Prozac" but I can't ask if side effects include "doggie suicidal ideation?"
Anyone have glasses with the facial recognition blocker? If so, how long does it take your brain to ignore the red tint in your periphery? The concept rules but I don't wanna be seeing this forever.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Anyone have glasses with the facial recognition blocker? If so, how long does it take your brain to ignore the red tint in your periphery? The concept rules but I don't wanna be seeing this forever.
Please sign my petition to stop naming VIDEOxGAMES like that unless they're about being straightedge
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Please sign my petition to stop naming VIDEOxGAMES like that unless they're about being straightedge
"you can't be bisexual if you're in a 'straight' relationship" yeah well tell that to the four drinks I've got at my desk.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"you can't be bisexual if you're in a 'straight' relationship" yeah well tell that to the four drinks I've got at my desk.
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Accidentally bought some mozzarella from our grocery store, Smith's, that had already expired, so I just wrote "Return moz to the Smiths" on my to-do list and I'm very conflicted about that.
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Accidentally bought some mozzarella from our grocery store, Smith's, that had already expired, so I just wrote "Return moz to the Smiths" on my to-do list and I'm very conflicted about that.
Homeowner adventures: our living room wall is getting torn apart because it's an extension to the house where the previous owners BUILT OVER SOME OF THE NEUTRAL BARS OF OUR BREAKER BOX.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Homeowner adventures: our living room wall is getting torn apart because it's an extension to the house where the previous owners BUILT OVER SOME OF THE NEUTRAL BARS OF OUR BREAKER BOX.
Still psyched that Fallout's tackling New Vegas for season 2. Also congrats to Kumail for ascending to his final form.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Still psyched that Fallout's tackling New Vegas for season 2. Also congrats to Kumail for ascending to his final form.
It's wild how often the Democrats let themselves get fucked over by a stooge who's essentially just LBJ if he was possessed by Mr Magoo.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's wild how often the Democrats let themselves get fucked over by a stooge who's essentially just LBJ if he was possessed by Mr Magoo.
Chuck Schumer as Lucy holding the Healthcare football for the Charlie Brown Democrats to kick dot jpg
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Chuck Schumer as Lucy holding the Healthcare football for the Charlie Brown Democrats to kick dot jpg
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Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (1913)
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (1913)
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie," says Eli Roth, who I don't think has ever seen a David Lynch movie.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie," says Eli Roth, who I don't think has ever seen a David Lynch movie.
This Tuesday was a big victory for pop music.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This Tuesday was a big victory for pop music.
Just realized I'm spending the daylight savings switch in Phoenix, which doesn't recognize it. Do the bars stay open an extra hour to compensate or am I gonna have to fall back into closing out the night at the hotel?
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just realized I'm spending the daylight savings switch in Phoenix, which doesn't recognize it. Do the bars stay open an extra hour to compensate or am I gonna have to fall back into closing out the night at the hotel?
Dear diary, tonight I'm seeing Geese in this tiny ass venue holy shit what the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dear diary, tonight I'm seeing Geese in this tiny ass venue holy shit what the fuck.
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I am haunted by a pregnant bill in Andrew Cuomo’s new AI-generated attack ad against Zohran Mamdani.
🔗 www.404media.co/ai-generated...
🔗 www.404media.co/ai-generated...
Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas
Uhh, is ChatGPT the dad or?
www.404media.co
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I am haunted by a pregnant bill in Andrew Cuomo’s new AI-generated attack ad against Zohran Mamdani.
🔗 www.404media.co/ai-generated...
🔗 www.404media.co/ai-generated...
Oh hey I know that slot canyon
We are all implicated when we allow other people to be mistreated. An absence of compassion can corrupt the decency of a community, a state, a nation. - Bryan Stevenson
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Oh hey I know that slot canyon
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
"Hm, haven't checked on Facebook in a while, what's going on?"
*FB reels are AI disaster porn of hurricane Melissa, most still showing the Sora watermark, with thousands of commenters thinking they're real*
"Oh right, we're all fucking cooked."
*FB reels are AI disaster porn of hurricane Melissa, most still showing the Sora watermark, with thousands of commenters thinking they're real*
"Oh right, we're all fucking cooked."
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Hm, haven't checked on Facebook in a while, what's going on?"
*FB reels are AI disaster porn of hurricane Melissa, most still showing the Sora watermark, with thousands of commenters thinking they're real*
"Oh right, we're all fucking cooked."
*FB reels are AI disaster porn of hurricane Melissa, most still showing the Sora watermark, with thousands of commenters thinking they're real*
"Oh right, we're all fucking cooked."
Another magic the gathering set, another potential piece for a tron deck whose sun set a decade ago.
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Another magic the gathering set, another potential piece for a tron deck whose sun set a decade ago.
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We live in an episode of Veep
Working on my Alien: Earth Halloween costume.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Working on my Alien: Earth Halloween costume.
Hey siri, how much of a fortune do I need to inherit to be so reclusive that my most recent available photo is at least five decades old?
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey siri, how much of a fortune do I need to inherit to be so reclusive that my most recent available photo is at least five decades old?