Blames Jake
@sevenmanacleric.bsky.social
MtG player, game design dabbler, media junkie, filthy commie.
The worst takes this side of the Mississippi. Probably the other side too.
The worst takes this side of the Mississippi. Probably the other side too.
"you can't be bisexual if you're in a 'straight' relationship" yeah well tell that to the four drinks I've got at my desk.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"you can't be bisexual if you're in a 'straight' relationship" yeah well tell that to the four drinks I've got at my desk.
This is the top of our living room wall. Please note no panels have been removed and all of this is live, just chilling next to some asbestos and drywall.
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is the top of our living room wall. Please note no panels have been removed and all of this is live, just chilling next to some asbestos and drywall.
Still psyched that Fallout's tackling New Vegas for season 2. Also congrats to Kumail for ascending to his final form.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Still psyched that Fallout's tackling New Vegas for season 2. Also congrats to Kumail for ascending to his final form.
In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (1913)
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (1913)
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie," says Eli Roth, who I don't think has ever seen a David Lynch movie.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie," says Eli Roth, who I don't think has ever seen a David Lynch movie.
This Tuesday was a big victory for pop music.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This Tuesday was a big victory for pop music.
Dear diary, tonight I'm seeing Geese in this tiny ass venue holy shit what the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dear diary, tonight I'm seeing Geese in this tiny ass venue holy shit what the fuck.
Another magic the gathering set, another potential piece for a tron deck whose sun set a decade ago.
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Another magic the gathering set, another potential piece for a tron deck whose sun set a decade ago.
Working on my Alien: Earth Halloween costume.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Working on my Alien: Earth Halloween costume.
Hey siri, how much of a fortune do I need to inherit to be so reclusive that my most recent available photo is at least five decades old?
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey siri, how much of a fortune do I need to inherit to be so reclusive that my most recent available photo is at least five decades old?
In which Graham Platner goes from 'not beating the Nazi allegations with his Nazi tattoo' to covering it up with the FUCKING BINDING OF FENRIR??? I showed it to my dogs and they immediately covered their ears.
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
In which Graham Platner goes from 'not beating the Nazi allegations with his Nazi tattoo' to covering it up with the FUCKING BINDING OF FENRIR??? I showed it to my dogs and they immediately covered their ears.
"We have 'ninjitsu at home' at home."
-WotC after printing variations of this fucking mechanic for the fourth time in three years.
-WotC after printing variations of this fucking mechanic for the fourth time in three years.
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"We have 'ninjitsu at home' at home."
-WotC after printing variations of this fucking mechanic for the fourth time in three years.
-WotC after printing variations of this fucking mechanic for the fourth time in three years.
We've seen some pretty horrible journalism the last few years but "making her hold flags" is disgustingly disingenuous. Guardian pls do the world a favor and fuck all the way off to hell
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We've seen some pretty horrible journalism the last few years but "making her hold flags" is disgustingly disingenuous. Guardian pls do the world a favor and fuck all the way off to hell
Unfriendedly reminder that you're not voting blue no matter who, you're voting for spineless complicit sociopaths who not only break bread with fascists but walk into a room with "Trmp 2028" hats and smile while eating their gold-plated shit.
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Unfriendedly reminder that you're not voting blue no matter who, you're voting for spineless complicit sociopaths who not only break bread with fascists but walk into a room with "Trmp 2028" hats and smile while eating their gold-plated shit.
How did I not notice this lot number on my natural grocers ground peanut butter hell yeah
August 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How did I not notice this lot number on my natural grocers ground peanut butter hell yeah
My dad's in the ER for a stent right now which has me feeling not great but my mom's boomer texting takes the edge off things a little.
August 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My dad's in the ER for a stent right now which has me feeling not great but my mom's boomer texting takes the edge off things a little.
I avoided the final fantasy hype for a decent amount of time but couldn't pass up an insane deal my bestie was kind enough to mail me. Two commander decks, the promos, packs that had a Zidane-gavan in them, and even a proxy dickbutt 😍
August 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I avoided the final fantasy hype for a decent amount of time but couldn't pass up an insane deal my bestie was kind enough to mail me. Two commander decks, the promos, packs that had a Zidane-gavan in them, and even a proxy dickbutt 😍
Wake up babe, John Fetterman's Wario just dropped.
August 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wake up babe, John Fetterman's Wario just dropped.
July 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh my god, Ringo, look at his butt.
July 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh my god, Ringo, look at his butt.
Turn on comments you cowards
July 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Turn on comments you cowards
Upgrading my desktop this weekend and uhhhhh I think there's something weird about my garphics card
June 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Upgrading my desktop this weekend and uhhhhh I think there's something weird about my garphics card
Got a couple early birds coming up a week before the real first harvest. Looks like despite nature's best efforts, I will indeed have produce this year.
June 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Got a couple early birds coming up a week before the real first harvest. Looks like despite nature's best efforts, I will indeed have produce this year.
Laughing/crying at the progression of my evening.
June 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Laughing/crying at the progression of my evening.