Serf-hoe
@serpho.bsky.social
Any pronoun | 30 something idek | class clown 90 years running
Icon is a little monster dude from Okage (PS2 game)
Icon is a little monster dude from Okage (PS2 game)
i ate so much
now my stummys hot
so many chilis
now my stummys hot
so many chilis
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i ate so much
now my stummys hot
so many chilis
now my stummys hot
so many chilis
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WHEN YA CODE WORKY
YAYAYAYAY
YAYAYAYAY
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
WHEN YA CODE WORKY
YAYAYAYAY
YAYAYAYAY
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shopping small is meaningful!
i dont understand
I don't get when people love me
IM NOT USED TO IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE ME??? AND ENJOY MY FUCKIN COMPANY???
AND GET EXCITED AND HAPPY WHEN I MESSAGE YOU?!?!?
WHO TRICKED YOU INTO THINKING I WAS COOL AND FUN
I don't get when people love me
IM NOT USED TO IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE ME??? AND ENJOY MY FUCKIN COMPANY???
AND GET EXCITED AND HAPPY WHEN I MESSAGE YOU?!?!?
WHO TRICKED YOU INTO THINKING I WAS COOL AND FUN
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i dont understand
I don't get when people love me
IM NOT USED TO IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE ME??? AND ENJOY MY FUCKIN COMPANY???
AND GET EXCITED AND HAPPY WHEN I MESSAGE YOU?!?!?
WHO TRICKED YOU INTO THINKING I WAS COOL AND FUN
I don't get when people love me
IM NOT USED TO IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE ME??? AND ENJOY MY FUCKIN COMPANY???
AND GET EXCITED AND HAPPY WHEN I MESSAGE YOU?!?!?
WHO TRICKED YOU INTO THINKING I WAS COOL AND FUN
some things people find scary i just dont get tho
my friends were freaking out from the big lady in repo
and i was laughing my ass off
and then she crouched down and started moving faster and i fuckin DIED
WHY DID SHE GO IN IMMA GETCHA OOO IMMA GETCHA MODE HAHAHA
i was WHEEZING
my friends were freaking out from the big lady in repo
and i was laughing my ass off
and then she crouched down and started moving faster and i fuckin DIED
WHY DID SHE GO IN IMMA GETCHA OOO IMMA GETCHA MODE HAHAHA
i was WHEEZING
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
some things people find scary i just dont get tho
my friends were freaking out from the big lady in repo
and i was laughing my ass off
and then she crouched down and started moving faster and i fuckin DIED
WHY DID SHE GO IN IMMA GETCHA OOO IMMA GETCHA MODE HAHAHA
i was WHEEZING
my friends were freaking out from the big lady in repo
and i was laughing my ass off
and then she crouched down and started moving faster and i fuckin DIED
WHY DID SHE GO IN IMMA GETCHA OOO IMMA GETCHA MODE HAHAHA
i was WHEEZING
horror crechurs be like rawr im scary
and im like shush babe its ok youre so pretty and hamsum and i love you shhh shhh its ok lets get you to therapy haha
and im like shush babe its ok youre so pretty and hamsum and i love you shhh shhh its ok lets get you to therapy haha
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
horror crechurs be like rawr im scary
and im like shush babe its ok youre so pretty and hamsum and i love you shhh shhh its ok lets get you to therapy haha
and im like shush babe its ok youre so pretty and hamsum and i love you shhh shhh its ok lets get you to therapy haha
how do you tell someone like
i like you and i like interacting with you
but please stop messaging me as soon as i sign in
like
please
i cant be the only person you talk to
PLEASE that burdens too high
if you're worrying if its you
no
all of you understand if i say
uh sorry i need space rn
i like you and i like interacting with you
but please stop messaging me as soon as i sign in
like
please
i cant be the only person you talk to
PLEASE that burdens too high
if you're worrying if its you
no
all of you understand if i say
uh sorry i need space rn
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
how do you tell someone like
i like you and i like interacting with you
but please stop messaging me as soon as i sign in
like
please
i cant be the only person you talk to
PLEASE that burdens too high
if you're worrying if its you
no
all of you understand if i say
uh sorry i need space rn
i like you and i like interacting with you
but please stop messaging me as soon as i sign in
like
please
i cant be the only person you talk to
PLEASE that burdens too high
if you're worrying if its you
no
all of you understand if i say
uh sorry i need space rn
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December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
lrt im moving to new york
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
lrt im moving to new york
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
ehehehehehe
WAH HA HA HA
I AM TEH POWAFUL
WAH HA HA HA
I AM TEH POWAFUL
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
ehehehehehe
WAH HA HA HA
I AM TEH POWAFUL
WAH HA HA HA
I AM TEH POWAFUL
lrt if someone undercuts me by 1g i maliciously undercut by a ridiculous amount
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
lrt if someone undercuts me by 1g i maliciously undercut by a ridiculous amount
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when *i* undercut people on the marketboard its called being a master of the game. when people undercut me they are not going to heaven
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
when *i* undercut people on the marketboard its called being a master of the game. when people undercut me they are not going to heaven
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thinking about "people only present their best online" and yeah like what are you gonna do snap a pic of a fight of yours and be like (sobbing) hold on i need to share this
like what are you a sai-ko infloouenzer?
like what are you a sai-ko infloouenzer?
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
thinking about "people only present their best online" and yeah like what are you gonna do snap a pic of a fight of yours and be like (sobbing) hold on i need to share this
like what are you a sai-ko infloouenzer?
like what are you a sai-ko infloouenzer?
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
"its much cheepur 2 buy a hoem nao dan--" (with regards to thunksgeeving)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"its much cheepur 2 buy a hoem nao dan--" (with regards to thunksgeeving)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Had to edit this together real quick
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Had to edit this together real quick
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im the kinda idiot that would scream with joy
then if you join me
i have to scream even louder
im sorry LOLOL
then if you join me
i have to scream even louder
im sorry LOLOL
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
im the kinda idiot that would scream with joy
then if you join me
i have to scream even louder
im sorry LOLOL
then if you join me
i have to scream even louder
im sorry LOLOL
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i am the pewp macheen
i am made of pewp
ok but why-- LOL
i am made of pewp
ok but why-- LOL
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i am the pewp macheen
i am made of pewp
ok but why-- LOL
i am made of pewp
ok but why-- LOL