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Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.
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God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
THE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty told reporters Thursday that he had lost $400 Thursday betting on Cardinal Luis Antonio T...
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May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Dr. Watson from The Righteous Gemstones, deserves all the awards this next awards season.
April 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Dr. Watson from The Righteous Gemstones, deserves all the awards this next awards season.
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April 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
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Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
February 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
WASHINGTON—Whining that they were being discriminated against even though they were the “bestest sons ever in the whole wide world,” the Trump Boys attempted Thursday to convince their father that Barron was getting unfair advantages because he was a DEI. “Daddy, Barron is ruining our lives because he’s different,” said a pouting Donald Jr., who […]
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February 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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Mind the cat hair. Pull the level Kronk!
January 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Mind the cat hair. Pull the level Kronk!
If you’ve not watched this, you’re missing out. It was on hiatus from pandemic but it’s back!
The Apple TV+ series emerged as an engrossing puzzle box of a show when it first debuted three years ago. And it just got even more surreal.
The second season of 'Severance' manages to be even weirder than the first
The Apple TV+ series emerged as an engrossing puzzle box of a show when it first debuted three years ago. And it just got even more surreal.
www.npr.org
January 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you’ve not watched this, you’re missing out. It was on hiatus from pandemic but it’s back!
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Billie Eilish and Finneas, Joni Mitchell, Lady Gaga, Stevie Nicks, Sting, Katy Perry, Green Day and Jelly Roll will be part of the lineup for FireAid, the first fund-raising mega-event to support fire relief efforts in the Los Angeles era.
Billie Eilish, Joni Mitchell and Lady Gaga Set for FireAid Benefit
The concert, which also includes Dave Matthews, Katy Perry, Stevie Nicks and more, will take place on Jan. 30 at the Kia Forum and Intuit Dome in Los Angeles.
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Billie Eilish and Finneas, Joni Mitchell, Lady Gaga, Stevie Nicks, Sting, Katy Perry, Green Day and Jelly Roll will be part of the lineup for FireAid, the first fund-raising mega-event to support fire relief efforts in the Los Angeles era.
As seen on the Jungle Cruise.
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As seen on the Jungle Cruise.
