Dan and a half
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Will probably never learn how to juggle.
Strongly believe Rocky III was a better movie than Rocky II.
Would be really psyched if democracy survives this.
Seems like kind of a big deal.
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Seems like kind of a big deal.
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
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Remember during the last administration when MAGA insisted they wouldn’t rest until they release the Epstein files or build a ballroom?
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember during the last administration when MAGA insisted they wouldn’t rest until they release the Epstein files or build a ballroom?
Just wild to think that when bankrupt cattle ranchers watch foreign dictators enjoy Argentinian beef burgers in the Epstein Memorial Ballroom, they will still vote for Trump in 2028.
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just wild to think that when bankrupt cattle ranchers watch foreign dictators enjoy Argentinian beef burgers in the Epstein Memorial Ballroom, they will still vote for Trump in 2028.
Looking forward to staying alive at least long enough to witness 2029 Inauguration Day demolition of The Epstein Ballroom. Also, please do not stop calling it The Epstein Ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Looking forward to staying alive at least long enough to witness 2029 Inauguration Day demolition of The Epstein Ballroom. Also, please do not stop calling it The Epstein Ballroom.
Even ghost Ronald Reagan is sad.
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Even ghost Ronald Reagan is sad.
Lincoln: (regarding completion of the Capitol dome despite the ongoing civil war):
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lincoln: (regarding completion of the Capitol dome despite the ongoing civil war):
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
What if everyone just decided to wear masks and jackets that say “ICE” on it? Maybe prompting the actual agents to properly identify themselves but also maybe because it would be funny.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What if everyone just decided to wear masks and jackets that say “ICE” on it? Maybe prompting the actual agents to properly identify themselves but also maybe because it would be funny.
Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.
Let’s say Ukraine wins, Russia loses. At the peace treaty, I think it’d be way better for the movie if Zelenskyy insists on being handed a deck of cards before he signs.
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Let’s say Ukraine wins, Russia loses. At the peace treaty, I think it’d be way better for the movie if Zelenskyy insists on being handed a deck of cards before he signs.
If you dislike this administration AND you’re a fan of Mitch Hedberg, today’s escalator incident was especially hilarious.
September 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you dislike this administration AND you’re a fan of Mitch Hedberg, today’s escalator incident was especially hilarious.
The U.S. president did not know how to pronounce acetaminophen during his press conference blaming autism on acetaminophen.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The U.S. president did not know how to pronounce acetaminophen during his press conference blaming autism on acetaminophen.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
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Would suck if at the US Open tomorrow chants of “Epstein” broke out while Trump was in the crowd.
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Would suck if at the US Open tomorrow chants of “Epstein” broke out while Trump was in the crowd.
Looking forward to the next time they say Gavin Newsom is childish.
This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something
September 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Looking forward to the next time they say Gavin Newsom is childish.
White House says jobs surging among U.S.-born. However, economists suggest that may be misleading. They use the word “misleading”, because it’s a lie.
White House says jobs surging among U.S.-born. Here’s what economists say.
The White House claims U.S.-born workers are winning in the job market, but economists say the data isn’t reflecting that trend.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
White House says jobs surging among U.S.-born. However, economists suggest that may be misleading. They use the word “misleading”, because it’s a lie.
Henry Hill- FBI informant against the mafia after caught committing crimes with the mafia.
Barry Seal- FBI informant against drug cartels after caught committing crimes with drug cartels.
Trump- FBI informant against Epstein? I guess probably because he was a good family man.
Barry Seal- FBI informant against drug cartels after caught committing crimes with drug cartels.
Trump- FBI informant against Epstein? I guess probably because he was a good family man.
September 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Henry Hill- FBI informant against the mafia after caught committing crimes with the mafia.
Barry Seal- FBI informant against drug cartels after caught committing crimes with drug cartels.
Trump- FBI informant against Epstein? I guess probably because he was a good family man.
Barry Seal- FBI informant against drug cartels after caught committing crimes with drug cartels.
Trump- FBI informant against Epstein? I guess probably because he was a good family man.
Everyone change their party affiliation to Republican and vote in their primaries. Select an anti-Trump candidate, then vote for whoever you want in the general election.
August 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Everyone change their party affiliation to Republican and vote in their primaries. Select an anti-Trump candidate, then vote for whoever you want in the general election.
Against the idea of cable news hosts running the government, but few things would give me more joy than witnessing the MAGA reaction to the next Democratic President announcing Secretary of Defense, Rachel Maddow.
August 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Against the idea of cable news hosts running the government, but few things would give me more joy than witnessing the MAGA reaction to the next Democratic President announcing Secretary of Defense, Rachel Maddow.
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Can the country now please demand the president resign for his Russia ties? Seems only fair.
Trump demands resignation of Intel CEO over China ties
The move comes as Trump pressures the semiconductor industry, including the threat of a 100% tariff on imported chips.
www.nbcnews.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can the country now please demand the president resign for his Russia ties? Seems only fair.
The only thing I didn’t like about Jasmine Crockett publicly calling the President a piece of shit is finding out that no other member of Congress has. That’s pretty disappointing.
August 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The only thing I didn’t like about Jasmine Crockett publicly calling the President a piece of shit is finding out that no other member of Congress has. That’s pretty disappointing.
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What is the MAGA spin for when Ghislaine gets a pardon?
1. She was actually a victim
2. Because Obama
3. Hunter Biden’s laptop
4. Other
1. She was actually a victim
2. Because Obama
3. Hunter Biden’s laptop
4. Other
July 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
What is the MAGA spin for when Ghislaine gets a pardon?
1. She was actually a victim
2. Because Obama
3. Hunter Biden’s laptop
4. Other
1. She was actually a victim
2. Because Obama
3. Hunter Biden’s laptop
4. Other
Is the Trump Hotel still around?
July 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Is the Trump Hotel still around?