Dan and a half
@heretowhere.bsky.social
Will probably never learn how to juggle.
Strongly believe Rocky III was a better movie than Rocky II.
Would be really psyched if democracy survives this.
Imagine one day telling your grandchildren all about the great Greenland / American war of 2026 and why we all speak Danish now.
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Imagine one day telling your grandchildren all about the great Greenland / American war of 2026 and why we all speak Danish now.
Could have at least offered María Corina Machado his FIFA prize. Are all fascist authoritarians this rude?
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Could have at least offered María Corina Machado his FIFA prize. Are all fascist authoritarians this rude?
Who you going to believe, scientists or the guy that needed heroin to pass high school biology?
Acetaminophen use during pregnancy does not increase risk of autism, ADHD: Review
Using acetaminophen during pregnancy does not increase a child's risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability, a major new review published Friday finds.
abcnews.go.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Who you going to believe, scientists or the guy that needed heroin to pass high school biology?
Good luck to the protesters of Tehran and Minneapolis in ending authoritarianism in your country.
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Good luck to the protesters of Tehran and Minneapolis in ending authoritarianism in your country.
This Maduro pardon is going to be expensive. I really hope Barron enjoys his new jumbo jet.
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This Maduro pardon is going to be expensive. I really hope Barron enjoys his new jumbo jet.
Just watched Escape From Dannemora again to make sure, but yeah, Quentin Tarantino is a dope. Paul Dano was great in that.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just watched Escape From Dannemora again to make sure, but yeah, Quentin Tarantino is a dope. Paul Dano was great in that.
Could you imagine having a reason, besides whiskey, to like Tennessee today?
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Could you imagine having a reason, besides whiskey, to like Tennessee today?
I’m still holding out hope, that all this is the administration preparing the groundwork for their escape to South America.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m still holding out hope, that all this is the administration preparing the groundwork for their escape to South America.
Spending Thanksgiving with the only member of my family that is not MAGA. And I am truly thankful that my dog has better sense than that.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Spending Thanksgiving with the only member of my family that is not MAGA. And I am truly thankful that my dog has better sense than that.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
Not sure how Zohran Mamdani got ahold of the pee tape, but definitely received at Oval Office today like he had multiple copies.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not sure how Zohran Mamdani got ahold of the pee tape, but definitely received at Oval Office today like he had multiple copies.
Now looking forward to the PSA of every remaining elected Democrat, reminding our military to disobey illegal orders.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Now looking forward to the PSA of every remaining elected Democrat, reminding our military to disobey illegal orders.
Seems like kind of a big deal.
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
JPMorgan Alerted U.S. to Epstein Transfers Involving Wall St. Figures
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Seems like kind of a big deal.
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
Interesting stuff like“…Mr. Epstein’s wire transfers to Russian banks and sensitivities around ‘his relationships with two U.S. presidents.’
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Remember during the last administration when MAGA insisted they wouldn’t rest until they release the Epstein files or build a ballroom?
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember during the last administration when MAGA insisted they wouldn’t rest until they release the Epstein files or build a ballroom?
Just wild to think that when bankrupt cattle ranchers watch foreign dictators enjoy Argentinian beef burgers in the Epstein Memorial Ballroom, they will still vote for Trump in 2028.
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just wild to think that when bankrupt cattle ranchers watch foreign dictators enjoy Argentinian beef burgers in the Epstein Memorial Ballroom, they will still vote for Trump in 2028.
Looking forward to staying alive at least long enough to witness 2029 Inauguration Day demolition of The Epstein Ballroom. Also, please do not stop calling it The Epstein Ballroom.
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Looking forward to staying alive at least long enough to witness 2029 Inauguration Day demolition of The Epstein Ballroom. Also, please do not stop calling it The Epstein Ballroom.
Even ghost Ronald Reagan is sad.
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Even ghost Ronald Reagan is sad.
Lincoln: (regarding completion of the Capitol dome despite the ongoing civil war):
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lincoln: (regarding completion of the Capitol dome despite the ongoing civil war):
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
“If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on”
Trump:
What if everyone just decided to wear masks and jackets that say “ICE” on it? Maybe prompting the actual agents to properly identify themselves but also maybe because it would be funny.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What if everyone just decided to wear masks and jackets that say “ICE” on it? Maybe prompting the actual agents to properly identify themselves but also maybe because it would be funny.
Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.
September 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hey, if anyone knows a four star general, could you tell them thanks for not applauding? A couple boos would have been nice, but the complete silence was fun too.
Let’s say Ukraine wins, Russia loses. At the peace treaty, I think it’d be way better for the movie if Zelenskyy insists on being handed a deck of cards before he signs.
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Let’s say Ukraine wins, Russia loses. At the peace treaty, I think it’d be way better for the movie if Zelenskyy insists on being handed a deck of cards before he signs.
If you dislike this administration AND you’re a fan of Mitch Hedberg, today’s escalator incident was especially hilarious.
September 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you dislike this administration AND you’re a fan of Mitch Hedberg, today’s escalator incident was especially hilarious.
The U.S. president did not know how to pronounce acetaminophen during his press conference blaming autism on acetaminophen.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The U.S. president did not know how to pronounce acetaminophen during his press conference blaming autism on acetaminophen.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
He’s now just calling it Tylenol.
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Would suck if at the US Open tomorrow chants of “Epstein” broke out while Trump was in the crowd.
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Would suck if at the US Open tomorrow chants of “Epstein” broke out while Trump was in the crowd.
Looking forward to the next time they say Gavin Newsom is childish.
This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something
September 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Looking forward to the next time they say Gavin Newsom is childish.