Serious Inertia
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re-calculating trajectory
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all my conditions are idiopathic cos I'm dummy thicc
May 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
all my conditions are idiopathic cos I'm dummy thicc
Anyone willing to record a "Shat Myslf Clean"
April 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Anyone willing to record a "Shat Myslf Clean"
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
DOSE - Department of Scheming Eunuchs
January 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
DOSE - Department of Scheming Eunuchs
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when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today
January 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today
is there a word for when a bunch of friends plan to get together and then all collectively decide to cancel day-of because of Life Tiredness
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
is there a word for when a bunch of friends plan to get together and then all collectively decide to cancel day-of because of Life Tiredness
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pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned
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THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
Ea-nāṣir lived in n. 1 Old Street (this is a modern name completely fabricated by Sir Leonard Wooley, the excavator at the time) of area AH. This home was finely built and stood with an area of 110 m2, an average home in this neighborhood being about 70 m2.
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
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My go-to signature dish.
- breaded chicken piccata
- crinkle-cut pomme frites
- tomato reduction
- fresh fruit on the vine
- breaded chicken piccata
- crinkle-cut pomme frites
- tomato reduction
- fresh fruit on the vine
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
My go-to signature dish.
- breaded chicken piccata
- crinkle-cut pomme frites
- tomato reduction
- fresh fruit on the vine
- breaded chicken piccata
- crinkle-cut pomme frites
- tomato reduction
- fresh fruit on the vine
advertising with the phrase "barely legal" but on food
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
advertising with the phrase "barely legal" but on food
I identify as an intellectual (non-practicing)
November 24, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I identify as an intellectual (non-practicing)
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Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
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It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
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If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
If you’re an undercover cop let me know in the replies so I can add you to the undercover cops starter pack 👮👮♂️🕵️♂️
My Lunar New Year Drag name will be Gung Ho Fat Boy
November 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
My Lunar New Year Drag name will be Gung Ho Fat Boy
They Did Fecal Transplant On A Grape
November 20, 2024 at 8:59 PM
They Did Fecal Transplant On A Grape
A neuropsych domme specializing in CBT be like
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Gonads
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Gonads
November 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
A neuropsych domme specializing in CBT be like
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Gonads
The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Gonads
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I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
Was advertised BBW Swift-Kelce fanfic for daschund enthusiasts
November 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Was advertised BBW Swift-Kelce fanfic for daschund enthusiasts
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Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win
