BranSP
seraphpundit.bsky.social
BranSP
@seraphpundit.bsky.social
I'm Bran. She/They. Pfp made by dollip.bsky.social
Invite over a friend to play as Guijiji and uhhhhh... vacuumup Valerbaaaaatesss
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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the mario princesses? yeah.. they can FIGHT TOO
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sure, I'm curious.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Sometimes while looking at clips of Hazbin Hotel I come across something they're doing that seems genuinely interesting and that they maybe independently came to some conclusions I have in my own writing work. I clench up in fear. Will they popularize it? Will my work inevitably compared to it?
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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American indie devs: Aw geez... I hope I have the game design of this perfectly balanced out. Maybe I should do more bug testing? Oh I hope I don't give off the wrong messages in my game.
European indie devs:
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I lie awake at night wondering why the fuck they were too cowardly to let you fuck arachne in hades 2. Why cant you go to the hot springs with artemis in hades 2? Why is Icarus, the ship that feels the most developed, the one that requires you hit silly rng jackpots over and over to fulfill it?
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I love to discuss erotica internet microgenres with my beautiful pervert friends on the internet, but unforunately it has made me an annoying snob about the most niche things. I was telling a friend I think HDG is weak cozyslop and had to stop and back up and realize that's an insane thing to say
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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my tl: halo is over
me: *googles why halo is over*
google: heres a dogshit unreal engine 5 remake of halo ce
me: cool thanks *googles "patchouli knowledge fat boobies"*
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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NO…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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i may have watched this video 500 times in the last 24 hours
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It turns out "Be Not Afraid" has the capacity to be one of the most romantic phrases in the english language.
Multiple sucker-punches but this one got me good.
September 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I think about this post every single time I'm stuck at work when it's rainy or snowing.
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Spider girls 🙏
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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the thing about the goty debate everyone forgets is that the game awards is a total sham made for corporate executives and ad revenue

i don't care what you think will win goty, tell me what *your personal* best game of the year is.
September 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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boobs
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
There's a certain power to catholicism words but also all these bozos are just going to think you're a catholic lol
@swordsjew.bsky.social did an interview on Know Your Enemy where she advocates bringing back the word "heretic" to describe these types of people. Rather than denying their self-proclaimed faith, call out their reading of that faith as being abhorrent
September 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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mastodon is the answer to the question “what if everyone with posters madness also had admin power”
lol don't move to mastadon. as unhelpful as some bluesky decisions are, they are just like a normal ass company not owned by an oligarch trying to cover their asses, and as such are the perfect size to be pressured by users
September 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM