"It's good!" -Bran

Let's FUCKING GOOOO

Realtalk if myles mackenzie is secretly sylux being a Maximum Hater I think this will be the best metroid game of all time

And then I watch it through and see anything interesting it could have done shatter against the fact that it doesnt know how to do christian mythos without making fundie beliefs canon. I sigh in relief at the reminder that the writers are Hack Jobs

Wait,

HUH???? Genuine nightmare shit tbh

Honestly? You're super right though. Probably some of the most fun I've had on the internet is reading the "HDG setting rules" to people who have never heard of it and seeing them slowly lose their minds

Looking up how to be a centrist between utilitarianism and this, brb

Get rerolls

You too! Hope you have fun :)

Happy Shareday!