Banana Gramps
@seminole94.bsky.social
51, middle school teacher, Iowa, 🏳️🌈, Star Trek, 80s music, trivia nerd.
It’s a “Folklore” kinda day. ☁️🙁
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s a “Folklore” kinda day. ☁️🙁
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Charlie Kirk also preached about how much damage empathy was doing to our society.
In his honor, I'll feel none towards him.
In his honor, I'll feel none towards him.
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Charlie Kirk also preached about how much damage empathy was doing to our society.
In his honor, I'll feel none towards him.
In his honor, I'll feel none towards him.
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Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. She was a traitor to this country. She was part of a violent mob that tried to overthrow our democracy...She didn't die protecting our country. She died trying to turn it down...She wasn't a martyr. She was and is a traitor."
September 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. She was a traitor to this country. She was part of a violent mob that tried to overthrow our democracy...She didn't die protecting our country. She died trying to turn it down...She wasn't a martyr. She was and is a traitor."
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30 cases of voter fraud annually, and the GOP passes 104 voter suppression laws.
47,000 gun deaths a year, and the GOP does absolutely NOTHING.
47,000 gun deaths a year, and the GOP does absolutely NOTHING.
September 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
30 cases of voter fraud annually, and the GOP passes 104 voter suppression laws.
47,000 gun deaths a year, and the GOP does absolutely NOTHING.
47,000 gun deaths a year, and the GOP does absolutely NOTHING.
Tom Clancy’s Little House on the Prairie
Tom Clancy's The Simarillion
Tom Clancy’s The Holy Bible
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tom Clancy’s Little House on the Prairie
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
August 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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In 2005 Trump got $17 million for Mar-a-Lago hurricane damage that didn't exist.
Even his butler said there was no damage.
It was so minimal; less than 2 weeks after the hurricane hit, Trump hosted 370 at Mar-a-Lago for Don Jr's wedding.
It is outright insurance fraud.
Even his butler said there was no damage.
It was so minimal; less than 2 weeks after the hurricane hit, Trump hosted 370 at Mar-a-Lago for Don Jr's wedding.
It is outright insurance fraud.
Trump took $17 million in insurance for damage few remember
PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Donald Trump says he received a $17 million insurance payment in 2005 for hurricane damage to Mar-a-Lago, his private club in Palm Beach.
apnews.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In 2005 Trump got $17 million for Mar-a-Lago hurricane damage that didn't exist.
Even his butler said there was no damage.
It was so minimal; less than 2 weeks after the hurricane hit, Trump hosted 370 at Mar-a-Lago for Don Jr's wedding.
It is outright insurance fraud.
Even his butler said there was no damage.
It was so minimal; less than 2 weeks after the hurricane hit, Trump hosted 370 at Mar-a-Lago for Don Jr's wedding.
It is outright insurance fraud.
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He said he'll break my legs if I dont get twenty people to repost this.
And I need my legs. For walkin'
Please help.
#StarTrek
And I need my legs. For walkin'
Please help.
#StarTrek
This is the first parody song where the algorithm has done me dirty and is painfully underperforming compared to the previous more recent ones. So if you didn’t know this came out, give it a watch! I’m very proud of it 🖖🏼😊 youtu.be/jvEJSlV9Tbc
Raktajino (a STAR TREK parody of "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter)
YouTube video by Star Rekt
youtu.be
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He said he'll break my legs if I dont get twenty people to repost this.
And I need my legs. For walkin'
Please help.
#StarTrek
And I need my legs. For walkin'
Please help.
#StarTrek
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Jamie Dornan for the latest Diet Coke campaign.
August 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Jamie Dornan for the latest Diet Coke campaign.
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The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82.
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82.
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
Spent part of the day getting my feet wet in the ocean. Felt good to get sand in between my toes!
August 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Spent part of the day getting my feet wet in the ocean. Felt good to get sand in between my toes!
Me, after that first “Back to School” email arrived today.
a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me, after that first “Back to School” email arrived today.
And on the 8th day, God created Waffle House. And it was GOOOOOOOOOOD!
#WaffleHouse
#WaffleHouse
July 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And on the 8th day, God created Waffle House. And it was GOOOOOOOOOOD!
#WaffleHouse
#WaffleHouse
Mid-sommar
#MildHorror
#MildHorror
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW NOISE COMPLAINT #MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Mid-sommar
#MildHorror
#MildHorror
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At the moment, I’m regrettably not having champagne and croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a thunderstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
July 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
At the moment, I’m regrettably not having champagne and croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a thunderstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
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#TheSteveMillerBand understand the risks of #climatechange.
July 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#TheSteveMillerBand understand the risks of #climatechange.
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What the news isn't telling you about the US floods:
July 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What the news isn't telling you about the US floods:
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#stephencolbert is out. The network is blaming $$. But this is a concerning trend under #Trump… #MAGA helping cancel those speaking the truth and the corporations are giving into the pressure, instead of speaking the truth.
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
#stephencolbert is out. The network is blaming $$. But this is a concerning trend under #Trump… #MAGA helping cancel those speaking the truth and the corporations are giving into the pressure, instead of speaking the truth.
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM