Lex
@selfmadeziploc.bsky.social
Ziploc mom. 27. Music snob. Enjoys cats.
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Lex
@selfmadeziploc.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough.
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when you gonna hear me out? man, you really bring me down
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
when you gonna hear me out? man, you really bring me down
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September 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
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turns out i'm living in a horror film where i'm both the killer and the final girl, so who, who are you?
May 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
turns out i'm living in a horror film where i'm both the killer and the final girl, so who, who are you?
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
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You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing
February 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing
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man, you really know how to get someone down, everything was fine, until you came around
February 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
man, you really know how to get someone down, everything was fine, until you came around
Elon be wearing that ball cap in the WH like he just got into a start up
February 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Elon be wearing that ball cap in the WH like he just got into a start up
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“It takes one desperate generation to change history—even erase it.”
February 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“It takes one desperate generation to change history—even erase it.”
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"The halftime show was boring."
Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.
Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"The halftime show was boring."
Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.
Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.
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(it was on my list, i swear i meant to get to it)
February 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
(it was on my list, i swear i meant to get to it)
2025 started off with a couple gut punches (personal life) but it feels like it’s starting to look up so I will most definitely take the positivity! How are y’all holding up so far?
February 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
2025 started off with a couple gut punches (personal life) but it feels like it’s starting to look up so I will most definitely take the positivity! How are y’all holding up so far?
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Tulip. Deep thinking
February 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tulip. Deep thinking
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Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.
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Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win.
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win.
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you keep me up with your silence, take me down with your quiet, of all the weapons you fight with, your silence is the most violent
February 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
you keep me up with your silence, take me down with your quiet, of all the weapons you fight with, your silence is the most violent
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If you'd like to help me until I'm sure my SNAP, Medicaid, Section 8 rent, etc., are secure, you can do so here. 👇🏻 I'm a quadriplegic and I'm having spine surgery in July.
CashApp: $ArtByJessicaJewett
Venmo: Jessica-Jones-1002
PayPal or Zelle: jessicajones9828@gmail.com
CashApp: $ArtByJessicaJewett
Venmo: Jessica-Jones-1002
PayPal or Zelle: jessicajones9828@gmail.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you'd like to help me until I'm sure my SNAP, Medicaid, Section 8 rent, etc., are secure, you can do so here. 👇🏻 I'm a quadriplegic and I'm having spine surgery in July.
CashApp: $ArtByJessicaJewett
Venmo: Jessica-Jones-1002
PayPal or Zelle: jessicajones9828@gmail.com
CashApp: $ArtByJessicaJewett
Venmo: Jessica-Jones-1002
PayPal or Zelle: jessicajones9828@gmail.com
I am unwell, please share pictures of your pets 💚
January 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am unwell, please share pictures of your pets 💚
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This week's Internet winner goes to...
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This week's Internet winner goes to...
I’m just a rootin tootin gal (heavy on the tootin)
January 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m just a rootin tootin gal (heavy on the tootin)
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Just a cute btw… my page is NOT a safe space for Trump Supporters ✨💙
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just a cute btw… my page is NOT a safe space for Trump Supporters ✨💙
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turn off (the news)
January 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
turn off (the news)
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM