It’s Peaches!
@sehcaep.bsky.social
Sweetie Pie-coded bucket of sunshine.
Fight me, but with tongue.
We like good vibes here, buddy.
Just a small town girl.
A NorCal rube livin’ in the big city ‘burbs.
Probably NSFW, but I don’t know your job.
Fight me, but with tongue.
We like good vibes here, buddy.
Just a small town girl.
A NorCal rube livin’ in the big city ‘burbs.
Probably NSFW, but I don’t know your job.
Pinned
Customer of the day goes to this old woman that came up to me while I was facing milk and said “It’s about time you got down on your knees and prayed.”
She also went up to a coworker who was stocking a shelf and said “It’s good this is keeping you out of the bars.”
Assigned harlots at the TJ’s. 🤷🏻♂️🙄
She also went up to a coworker who was stocking a shelf and said “It’s good this is keeping you out of the bars.”
Assigned harlots at the TJ’s. 🤷🏻♂️🙄
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Customer of the day goes to this old woman that came up to me while I was facing milk and said “It’s about time you got down on your knees and prayed.”
She also went up to a coworker who was stocking a shelf and said “It’s good this is keeping you out of the bars.”
Assigned harlots at the TJ’s. 🤷🏻♂️🙄
She also went up to a coworker who was stocking a shelf and said “It’s good this is keeping you out of the bars.”
Assigned harlots at the TJ’s. 🤷🏻♂️🙄
You bet your bottom. 💀👻🪦
February 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
You bet your bottom. 💀👻🪦
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Who’s a good boy, down on those knees?
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Who’s a good boy, down on those knees?
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5 year old me after watching Ferngully and making it my entire personality for another decade:
damn I love a rainforest
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
5 year old me after watching Ferngully and making it my entire personality for another decade:
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Why are you, as a man with a mustache, not smooching my face?
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Why are you, as a man with a mustache, not smooching my face?
Man drives me nuts. ❤️🔥👀
Also that fucking lighting!
Also that fucking lighting!
Pups wondering why yer not down on yer knees worshiping his cock.
#tummytuesday
#tummytuesday
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Man drives me nuts. ❤️🔥👀
Also that fucking lighting!
Also that fucking lighting!
I’m sorry, but the FUCK kinda instructions are these for stovetop??? Bring 2 tablespoons of water to boil??? In the world’s ittiest-bittiest saucepan? TJ’s needs to figure it’s shit out. 🙄💁🏻♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I’m sorry, but the FUCK kinda instructions are these for stovetop??? Bring 2 tablespoons of water to boil??? In the world’s ittiest-bittiest saucepan? TJ’s needs to figure it’s shit out. 🙄💁🏻♂️
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February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Pleasantly surprised that I felt cute. (I’ve mostly felt tired instead)
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Pleasantly surprised that I felt cute. (I’ve mostly felt tired instead)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1.) One (1) weed
2.) A bag of hot chips
3.) A 40oz reusable water bottle (half full)
4.) A ring
5.) Fridge the cat companion (epic loot drop, good luck)
1.) One (1) weed
2.) A bag of hot chips
3.) A 40oz reusable water bottle (half full)
4.) A ring
5.) Fridge the cat companion (epic loot drop, good luck)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1.) Barely used custom pup hood
2.) Ice cold four pack
3.) Phillips Norelco OneBlade
4.) A Silent Hill Encyclopedia that grows in size with each new entry
5.) Corn dog
1.) Barely used custom pup hood
2.) Ice cold four pack
3.) Phillips Norelco OneBlade
4.) A Silent Hill Encyclopedia that grows in size with each new entry
5.) Corn dog
loot that drops after defeating me:
1). enough caffeine to kill a man
2). flannel. much flannel.
3). insatiable hunger for pizza and hairy butt
4). PUPPIES
5). ✨procrastination✨
1). enough caffeine to kill a man
2). flannel. much flannel.
3). insatiable hunger for pizza and hairy butt
4). PUPPIES
5). ✨procrastination✨
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1.) One (1) weed
2.) A bag of hot chips
3.) A 40oz reusable water bottle (half full)
4.) A ring
5.) Fridge the cat companion (epic loot drop, good luck)
1.) One (1) weed
2.) A bag of hot chips
3.) A 40oz reusable water bottle (half full)
4.) A ring
5.) Fridge the cat companion (epic loot drop, good luck)
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Hi friends, taking a step back from my usual genre of post. ICE is actively terrorizing our streets, harming (sometimes killing) our community members, and kidnapping people off the streets. If you can, head to your local protests, volunteer with immigrant focused programs, and/or donate. #FuckICE
Donate to the Immigrant Defense Project - Immigrant Defense Project
How to Help - Donate to IDP or contribute to our facility manual drive; alternatively consider taking on pro bono cdim-imm cases or interning at IDP
www.immigrantdefenseproject.org
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Hi friends, taking a step back from my usual genre of post. ICE is actively terrorizing our streets, harming (sometimes killing) our community members, and kidnapping people off the streets. If you can, head to your local protests, volunteer with immigrant focused programs, and/or donate. #FuckICE
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What's your favourite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
“My Ass is a Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)” - The Narcissist Cookbook
“My Ass is a Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)” - The Narcissist Cookbook
What's your favourite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
"A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me"" - Fall Out Boy
"A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me"" - Fall Out Boy
What's your favourite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
"Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' With Lovin' On Your Mind" - Loretta Lynn
"Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' With Lovin' On Your Mind" - Loretta Lynn
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
What's your favourite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
“My Ass is a Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)” - The Narcissist Cookbook
“My Ass is a Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)” - The Narcissist Cookbook
My kingdom for a fucking good night’s sleep.
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My kingdom for a fucking good night’s sleep.
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No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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we saw you from across the bedroom and liked your vibe
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
we saw you from across the bedroom and liked your vibe
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Minnesota man >>>> Florida man
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Minnesota man >>>> Florida man
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just serving unapologetic face card today idec
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
just serving unapologetic face card today idec
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Is anyone else exhausted of rehashing lessons learned from 2020?
“This isn’t us.” sis 6 years ago I could have excused that nonsense but you literally witnessed George Floyd suffocate to death and cops shooting civilians in the face.
Is our collective memory REALLY that short?
“This isn’t us.” sis 6 years ago I could have excused that nonsense but you literally witnessed George Floyd suffocate to death and cops shooting civilians in the face.
Is our collective memory REALLY that short?
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Is anyone else exhausted of rehashing lessons learned from 2020?
“This isn’t us.” sis 6 years ago I could have excused that nonsense but you literally witnessed George Floyd suffocate to death and cops shooting civilians in the face.
Is our collective memory REALLY that short?
“This isn’t us.” sis 6 years ago I could have excused that nonsense but you literally witnessed George Floyd suffocate to death and cops shooting civilians in the face.
Is our collective memory REALLY that short?
Been so exhausted that I got home from work and promptly took a three hour nap… Hope that doesn’t come back to bite me.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Been so exhausted that I got home from work and promptly took a three hour nap… Hope that doesn’t come back to bite me.
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Average D&D party
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Average D&D party
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I’m gonna start painting MTG tokens!
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’m gonna start painting MTG tokens!
