Michael
@seeyouinbiology.bsky.social
🇺🇸🏳️🌈🐈 Reluctant adult by day, Gilmore Girls trivia expert by night. Still prefer ranch dressing over thousand island. Mew-sings are my own.
Felt cute in #canada, also might delete later (also my #dysonontrac headphones match the TTC subway’s line 1️⃣ sign, lol)
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Felt cute in #canada, also might delete later (also my #dysonontrac headphones match the TTC subway’s line 1️⃣ sign, lol)
Felt cute, might delete later
May 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Felt cute, might delete later
Are there any hot golfers? Asking for science
April 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Are there any hot golfers? Asking for science
I love minute rice. I'm not afraid to admit it.
April 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I love minute rice. I'm not afraid to admit it.
A coworker just asked me what a churro is
April 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A coworker just asked me what a churro is
![Close-up of the newest CTA map, showing the [somewhat funded] Red Line Extension.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dsr2ylcmcqevianvyc2uqum5/bafkreihmmqr4nsmxo4ao3ueq4wbcnjbtpeqxc54unhs64hnkmserxqdaoi@jpeg)
![The newest CTA map, showing the [somewhat funded] Red Line Extension.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dsr2ylcmcqevianvyc2uqum5/bafkreig4r6eojqzuqylc6tqckv5jexje72l7fkotubce3fevvzzo46qd6m@jpeg)
When you're Kelsey Grammer and Paramount+ cancels your revival series:
February 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When you're Kelsey Grammer and Paramount+ cancels your revival series:
February 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Flying to SeaTac tomorrow (my 1st flight since every airplane ever started falling from the sky) and yes I WILL be clapping if and when we land safely 🛬👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Flying to SeaTac tomorrow (my 1st flight since every airplane ever started falling from the sky) and yes I WILL be clapping if and when we land safely 🛬👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Four separate friends have now shared this #GilmoreGirls meme with me so I feel compelled to RT it
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Four separate friends have now shared this #GilmoreGirls meme with me so I feel compelled to RT it
Discovering I share a favorite candy with @marawilson.bsky.social is definitely the highlight of my day 🍫🥜🇨🇦
The news is so stressful, maybe I’ll try to take my mind off it with my favorite candy — AW FUCK
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Discovering I share a favorite candy with @marawilson.bsky.social is definitely the highlight of my day 🍫🥜🇨🇦
Just had a call with my direct report who lives in #Canada and she proudly told me she's participating in #BoycottAmerican. Had to decide between this GIF and Lou Grant's "you got spunk" from Mary Tyler Moore Show #🇨🇦
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a window .
Alt: Michael Scott, whose management techniques I do not embody, but I do relate to his being happy and emotional for his employees.
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February 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just had a call with my direct report who lives in #Canada and she proudly told me she's participating in #BoycottAmerican. Had to decide between this GIF and Lou Grant's "you got spunk" from Mary Tyler Moore Show #🇨🇦
Reposted by Michael
i’m not laughing at anyone that claps when the plane lands anymore
February 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i’m not laughing at anyone that claps when the plane lands anymore
Just stopped by the new #miniso in #uptownchicago where a customer* was haranguing the cashier about "gentrifying the neighborhood." 🙄
Which is obnoxious in itself (cashiers don't make commercial real estate decisions!), but here's the additional context:
*That customer was a gay white man. 😮💨
Which is obnoxious in itself (cashiers don't make commercial real estate decisions!), but here's the additional context:
*That customer was a gay white man. 😮💨
February 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just stopped by the new #miniso in #uptownchicago where a customer* was haranguing the cashier about "gentrifying the neighborhood." 🙄
Which is obnoxious in itself (cashiers don't make commercial real estate decisions!), but here's the additional context:
*That customer was a gay white man. 😮💨
Which is obnoxious in itself (cashiers don't make commercial real estate decisions!), but here's the additional context:
*That customer was a gay white man. 😮💨
It is *crazy* that there was a War on Drugs… and the drugs won.
January 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It is *crazy* that there was a War on Drugs… and the drugs won.
My parents have three #cats. This one lets me pet and love on her, another one lets me look but not touch, and I won't even see the third this entire trip. 😻😼🙀 #catsofbluesky
December 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
My parents have three #cats. This one lets me pet and love on her, another one lets me look but not touch, and I won't even see the third this entire trip. 😻😼🙀 #catsofbluesky
Reposted by Michael
The CEO of Party City right now:
a man with a beard says do n't shoot me in front of the ocean
Alt: a man with a beard says do n't shoot me in front of the ocean
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December 20, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The CEO of Party City right now:
Sitting at a food hall and the women down the table for me have been having a very passionate conversation this entire time but I couldn't hear what they were saying until one of them practically shouted "CHEESE BALLS BE GOOD SOMETIMES" and I so wish I knew what led up to that impassioned remark 🔊🧀
December 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Sitting at a food hall and the women down the table for me have been having a very passionate conversation this entire time but I couldn't hear what they were saying until one of them practically shouted "CHEESE BALLS BE GOOD SOMETIMES" and I so wish I knew what led up to that impassioned remark 🔊🧀
@benon.is and I put our #holidaytree up today 🎄☺️
December 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
@benon.is and I put our #holidaytree up today 🎄☺️
My boss is watching #GilmoreGirls for her 1st time ever and it's been fascinating hearing a first-timer's takes. So at our holiday party the other day she comes up to me and screams "RORY SLEPT WITH DEAN!?" 10/10 reaction by my coworkers standing nearby who had no idea what she was talking about
a young man with long hair is wearing a black sweater
Alt: The shittiest man to ever walk the Earth
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December 11, 2024 at 12:14 AM
My boss is watching #GilmoreGirls for her 1st time ever and it's been fascinating hearing a first-timer's takes. So at our holiday party the other day she comes up to me and screams "RORY SLEPT WITH DEAN!?" 10/10 reaction by my coworkers standing nearby who had no idea what she was talking about
December 10, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Character witnesses come forward for Luigi Mangione.
December 9, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Character witnesses come forward for Luigi Mangione.