Undead Hemomancer
banner
seekingtalons.bsky.social
Undead Hemomancer
@seekingtalons.bsky.social
preceptor of hemomancy
necromancer
archivist
2024 wrapped

- completed my studies in ethical necromancy at the arcane university
- 7000 graves desecrated
- started a hemomancy publication
- a total of 9 imperial identities stolen
- forged an alliance with psychic restoration mages
- survived 14 accidental exposures to the sun
1024 Wrapped
- 1330 Searches
- 8 Philters of love seized
- 2 Pixies released from lanterns
- 2 Necromancers turned away
- 10 newly mustered guards
- 2 sieges
- 1 noble dismounted for failure to yield to search
2024 wrapped

- 1781 potions drunk
- 7000 potions brewed
- 214 root-cellar doors opened
- 1 beast vine planted
- 4000+/- creepy chipmunks eluded
- 13 new tomes added to library
- 3 gnome princesses nearly wooed
December 14, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
Surround yourself with the kind of people who read banned books.
December 13, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I can't stand the other realm
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
prithee forgive me for nought posting oft, i have been focusing on mine studies and they have been proving to be quite troublesome
November 10, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I suspect the arcane university is churning out a new generation of necromancers that use glitter in reanimation spells. I have been accosted by a gang of skeletal bandit highwaymen that bedazzled me so much that I let them take all my septims and my expensive boots of waterwalking
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
sand is king
November 10, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
The sexual tension between me and the sexual tension emitting orb
November 1, 2024 at 11:21 AM
rather than despoil graves, I have decided to procure my corpses from the hill that people keep dying on.
November 5, 2024 at 10:08 AM
yes I am calm and honest and can be trusted with responsibility
November 4, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
Thematically appropriate.
November 4, 2024 at 6:22 AM
might fuck around and trick a priest into blessing my inverted cross necklace
November 4, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
From 1986. Crime report about the infamous Morgana The Kissing Bandit
October 30, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
Never suppress your slutty side
October 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
🥀🕸️🕷️🕸️🥀
October 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
"That such a humanoid structure remains the sole footprint of the Aedra speaks perhaps of the essentially mortal nature of our world."
--The Imperial Geographical Society writing about the Adamantine Tower
October 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
turns out you can't sleep off the curse of insomnia and eternal hunger
October 24, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
Enrollment*: reply with
➣ Name
➣ Courses you wish to take (Or list interests and we'll suggest a course schedule accordingly)
➣ Whether you want to live on/off campus

*By enrolling with the Arcane University, you accept the risk of being sent to the Detention Dimension for consecutive infractions
October 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I reanimate and arm corpses so that they may be able to defend themselves from grave robbers, I have reanimated 500,298 of them so far. I take their jewellery as payment for my good work.
October 23, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I have always known myself to be undead, the possibility that I might still be living as a mortal, though far-fetched, is very unsettling.
October 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
Sneaking into the Arcane University to drink the unlabeled potions anyone want to join?
October 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
fuck my stupid hemolytic life
October 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
mine headcanon for how we made it here is that when the foul despot musk hath been ransacking the forest, we have traversed nought north, south, east, or west, and nought even up or down, but in a 7th, more sinister direction, and ended up in this parallel plane, some manner of AU if thou wilst
October 19, 2024 at 10:16 AM
October 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Reposted by Undead Hemomancer
what a cute couple! it warms my little wizard heart to see such young love flourish!
October 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM