The Necromancer
@necromancerswag.bsky.social
lawful neutral - 1/8th orc - wizard(18)/cleric(2)
the right to remain dead is a human right
send me whimsy: https://necromancerswag.straw.page/
the right to remain dead is a human right
send me whimsy: https://necromancerswag.straw.page/
i find mineself back from the astral plane, hath aught happened in mine abse... oh great heavens protect us....
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i find mineself back from the astral plane, hath aught happened in mine abse... oh great heavens protect us....
gnome cave diver yet again stuck in mine latrine
August 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
gnome cave diver yet again stuck in mine latrine
the bard bens son, boone be a bard college plant, i have seen him nought in any tavern yet supposedly he is popular
July 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
the bard bens son, boone be a bard college plant, i have seen him nought in any tavern yet supposedly he is popular
dost thou even begin to comprehend how dangerous revealing mine true name be? there could be fae using the orb, at least ask for mine consent first??
July 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
dost thou even begin to comprehend how dangerous revealing mine true name be? there could be fae using the orb, at least ask for mine consent first??
THE FOUL AUTOMATON SCRIETH UPON ME FOR UNTOLD AEONS AND SCRIETH UPON ME STILL??? HALT THY TONGUE, VILE ARTIFICE, HALT THY TONGUE THIS INSTANT!!!
July 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
THE FOUL AUTOMATON SCRIETH UPON ME FOR UNTOLD AEONS AND SCRIETH UPON ME STILL??? HALT THY TONGUE, VILE ARTIFICE, HALT THY TONGUE THIS INSTANT!!!
i used to have spadroon dreams til i found out there wert other ways to war
if thou wishest to be mine lich thou HAST to be obedient thou CANST NOUGHT be a ghoul
if thou wishest to be mine lich thou HAST to be obedient thou CANST NOUGHT be a ghoul
June 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i used to have spadroon dreams til i found out there wert other ways to war
if thou wishest to be mine lich thou HAST to be obedient thou CANST NOUGHT be a ghoul
if thou wishest to be mine lich thou HAST to be obedient thou CANST NOUGHT be a ghoul
turned mine opps hellhound into this, what dost thou reckon?
June 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
turned mine opps hellhound into this, what dost thou reckon?
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@necromancerswag.bsky.social check out this funny meme i found
May 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
@necromancerswag.bsky.social check out this funny meme i found
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it’s not your imagination, the ancient tome on your bookshelf keeps getting bigger cause it writes everything you do in its pages
May 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
it’s not your imagination, the ancient tome on your bookshelf keeps getting bigger cause it writes everything you do in its pages
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let’s all have a big fight with daggers and whoever wins gets to be the prime minister
May 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
let’s all have a big fight with daggers and whoever wins gets to be the prime minister
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knocking at your window til you bring us some nuts and cheese
May 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
knocking at your window til you bring us some nuts and cheese
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AS A THANKING AND OFFERING FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THOU HAST OFFERED ME, I RETURN WITH A NAME BY WITH YOU MIGHT KNOW ME
- HELENA
- HELENA
April 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
AS A THANKING AND OFFERING FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THOU HAST OFFERED ME, I RETURN WITH A NAME BY WITH YOU MIGHT KNOW ME
- HELENA
- HELENA
le sigh, we cast on
May 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
le sigh, we cast on
im necromancing it
May 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
im necromancing it
according to the latest arcane university census, chatgpt hath quickly become the #1 choice of patron for warlocks, followed by devils and the old ones, call me old fashioned but this worrieth me verily so
May 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
according to the latest arcane university census, chatgpt hath quickly become the #1 choice of patron for warlocks, followed by devils and the old ones, call me old fashioned but this worrieth me verily so
Bluetooth "The Wise" is ready to pair
May 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Bluetooth "The Wise" is ready to pair
ive seen devils do this, verily, they claimeth the warlocks firstborn and damneth it to the 9 hells, but the wretched tyrant hath nary a pact, be he worse than devils themselves?
May 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
ive seen devils do this, verily, they claimeth the warlocks firstborn and damneth it to the 9 hells, but the wretched tyrant hath nary a pact, be he worse than devils themselves?
thy addiction to mana potions is concerning
May 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
thy addiction to mana potions is concerning
an artificer hath turned mine gold pouch into a golem once more as "a harmless prank" IF TIS HARMLESS THEN FIGHT IT THYSEF! GO ON!
April 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
an artificer hath turned mine gold pouch into a golem once more as "a harmless prank" IF TIS HARMLESS THEN FIGHT IT THYSEF! GO ON!
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curse of Baby Gronk
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
curse of Baby Gronk
mine soul gem storage overfloweth yet the extraplanar entities refuseth to engage in trade for the recent tariffs, soon i will nought be able to afford basic healing potions
April 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
mine soul gem storage overfloweth yet the extraplanar entities refuseth to engage in trade for the recent tariffs, soon i will nought be able to afford basic healing potions
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making 2 runes of teleportation and setting mine coffee mug upon one of them so that it shall teleport bitwixt them ad infinitum and increase mine maximum mana value, as is tradition
April 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
making 2 runes of teleportation and setting mine coffee mug upon one of them so that it shall teleport bitwixt them ad infinitum and increase mine maximum mana value, as is tradition
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Fear in the face of mortal danger be not cowardice; it is wisdom. To accept such fear is the root of bravery.
April 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fear in the face of mortal danger be not cowardice; it is wisdom. To accept such fear is the root of bravery.