Seedy E
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Seedy E
@seedye.bsky.social
No dreams, sad memes, but that's okay.
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@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social Thoughts from a budpod: "The chocolate room at Alton Towers" is absolutely a euphemism for the wipe-clean suite where unspeakable things happen.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social Not sure if this works as a cryptic crossturd?

"The opposite of a praying man, pleads the fifth"

(thought process & solution in reply below)
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by Seedy E
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
In the future, people will ask why Americans weren't shooting ICE agents, but we can't ask the same question today.

Because TALKING ABOUT proportionate community-level self-defense is mischaracterized as endorsing violence, whilst people are DOING real violence offline, where mods fear to tread.
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Subscribe to this list to block the recent Whitehouse incursion into bsky.

Don't engage. Don't mock. Don't quote dunk. They can (and will) be profiling accounts & social graphs.

Blocking them protects you AND everyone around you. Hopefully this is easier & less controversial than masking. 🙄
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wow. What a fucking headline.

Tell us again how it wasn't a genocide, intended to destroy infrastructure & level the whole region to the ground...

theconversation.com/as-gaza-star...

#gaza
As Gaza starts to rebuild, what lessons can be learned from Nagasaki in 1945?
Some 80 years ago, Nagasaki residents faced the seemingly impossible task of rebuilding a devastated city. A similar challenge faces those in Gaza today.
theconversation.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Even if you kept your account so nobody can impersonate you in the future, nobody is forcing you to visit the world's biggest nazi bar.
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Strange but somehow comforting to see a #RHLSTP *guest* mug in the wild, on the #ButtonBoys podcast. It's like finding out that my uncle knows my in-laws, but I've never actually met any of them.

(Or maybe I'm latching on to anything mundane, to distract from the "Pippa Funnell's Wank Farm" boxart)
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was filming

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was filming

Then they came for me, & there was no one left to film
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social I've been catching up on the earliest Button Boyses... About 007: First Light, I can't see a shred of Cruise in that face.

When the face reveal happened, all I thought was "that's what Bear Grylls thinks he looks like."
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It's a simple plan:
Ignore women's pain
Blame women's choices
Stoke women's fear
Browbeat women's doctors
Risk women's health
Control women's actions

...all the while, heaping fictional stigma on women's allies.
Wait. Tylenol is just paracetamol? wtf is he talking about?
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ten years. It took less than ten years to go from "Fallon plays with Trump's hair" to "Fallon's peers are sacked for criticising the regime."

Let's be brutally honest. Jimmy Fallon (and his team) is partly responsible for where America ended up.

DT was never "just a silly guy," let alone harmless.
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Trivial hot take, to give you a 10s break from everything:

We need to stop the YouTuber aesthetic of "holding a microphone in your hand that is clearly not a handheld mic."

Lavalier? Attach it.
Shotgun? Put it off-camera.
Studio? Put in on an arm.

If you want to hold a mic, buy a handheld mic.
September 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
He died as he lived. Transphobic, racist, smug, and moving the goalposts.
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
big head, snipers dream they used to call him - wilty
YouTube video by Kimmi Kimsan
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September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Uh, guys? GUYS?

Today I saw this ➡️ www.dvidshub.net/image/927423...

7 months ago I said this ⬇️

#ICE #Border #Immigration
How long until the marines posted at America's southern border start randomly shelling over the wall, with the excuse that "if you're not trying to get past our border, you won't get hit"?

A day? A week?

How long until a soldier or bodyguard in DC or M-a-L says "enough" & does something drastic?
September 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Star Wars: Episode I - The...
August 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reminder: If you freak out about hearing "Allahu Akbar," but not "oh my GOD," or "JESUS CHRIST!" or "thank GOD for that," or "HOLY shit," you're not raising valid concerns about immigration or multiculturalism, you're racist.

And yes, I know that religious language ≠ race. But racist idiots don't.
Nigel Farage posts a video from 2015 in Greece and claims it is the UK today. What more proof is needed that this lying, grifting sack of shit will do anything to incite hatred and division?
August 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Take me down to the Pokémon city where the grass is long and the girls are hidden
Take me down to the paraffin city where the grass is on fire and the girls are on fire OH NO!
Take me down to the parable city
Where the grass is green and in a funny way is a bit like life…
August 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Reposted by Seedy E
I'm a fucking Disney princess now
July 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm a fucking Disney princess now
July 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sometimes, the best treatment for a burn or scald mark is googly eyes.
July 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but … restored patriotism ... economic anxiety .… religious values … dislike of their opponents … political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed.

That word is "Nazi."
- A. R. Moxon
IT IS HAPPENING.
IT IS HAPPENING NOW.
IF YOU ARE NOT *ACTIVELY*, *FORCEFULLY* PROTECTING YOUR NEIGHBOURS, DISABLING #ICE VEHICLES (and/or agents), F- YOU.

The best time to plant a seed was several months (years) ago. The 2nd best time is today. And by seed, I don't mean bullet.

#IceRaids
ICE marching shackled and cuffed children into vans in DTLA
Tonight, 8:45pm, at 300 N Los Angeles St in LA, ICE is apparently leading shackled and handcuffed children out the loading dock 😞
old.reddit.com
July 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
IT IS HAPPENING.
IT IS HAPPENING NOW.
IF YOU ARE NOT *ACTIVELY*, *FORCEFULLY* PROTECTING YOUR NEIGHBOURS, DISABLING #ICE VEHICLES (and/or agents), F- YOU.

The best time to plant a seed was several months (years) ago. The 2nd best time is today. And by seed, I don't mean bullet.

#IceRaids
ICE marching shackled and cuffed children into vans in DTLA
Tonight, 8:45pm, at 300 N Los Angeles St in LA, ICE is apparently leading shackled and handcuffed children out the loading dock 😞
old.reddit.com
July 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"Participatory arts have to consider not only the freedom of expression of the artist, but of every person who participates"

Baffling that @laylakhoo.bsky.social got so much personal pushback for what other people did. Adding *or interacting with* names was invited, removing stitches was banned.
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July 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM