Sean Weetabix
@seanweetabix.bsky.social
All the worlds a play and the play is merely the thing
Always remember what they say about the boy who cried wolf: he had the time of his life, tricking those people!
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Always remember what they say about the boy who cried wolf: he had the time of his life, tricking those people!
Ok, I get that these guys are queer coded and all but they get a great big YIKES from me on this one 😬👎 Do better guys
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ok, I get that these guys are queer coded and all but they get a great big YIKES from me on this one 😬👎 Do better guys
If Cookie Crisp weren't called Cookie Crisp then I probably would never buy it. Can they just be more accurate and call it Cereal Crisp?
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If Cookie Crisp weren't called Cookie Crisp then I probably would never buy it. Can they just be more accurate and call it Cereal Crisp?
If someone's giving you trouble it's important to first determine whether or not they're a 'wise' 'guy' before proceeding with any course of action.
Don't know how to tell?
A swift and authoritative "Wise guy, eh?" while rolling up your sleeves should do the trick
Don't know how to tell?
A swift and authoritative "Wise guy, eh?" while rolling up your sleeves should do the trick
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If someone's giving you trouble it's important to first determine whether or not they're a 'wise' 'guy' before proceeding with any course of action.
Don't know how to tell?
A swift and authoritative "Wise guy, eh?" while rolling up your sleeves should do the trick
Don't know how to tell?
A swift and authoritative "Wise guy, eh?" while rolling up your sleeves should do the trick
I wish the rest of the Kotter Kink community would stand in solidarity with us Epstein Philes in these trying times
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I wish the rest of the Kotter Kink community would stand in solidarity with us Epstein Philes in these trying times
Leatherface makes *some* cogent points. And while we don't necessarily agree on everything, it sure beats living in an echo chamber
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Leatherface makes *some* cogent points. And while we don't necessarily agree on everything, it sure beats living in an echo chamber
I was telling my 7 y.o. about the "fool me once" saying and she quickly responded "I've fooled you a MILLION times. So extra shame on you!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I was telling my 7 y.o. about the "fool me once" saying and she quickly responded "I've fooled you a MILLION times. So extra shame on you!"
Freddie jumps from dream to dream, hoping so badly to find an "Imagine Dragons" fan so he can turn into a dragon, say "Imagine this...BITCH!" and blow fire on them.
But alas, no luck yet.
Instead he's spinning his wheels, forced to come up with a new Esports themed death every week
But alas, no luck yet.
Instead he's spinning his wheels, forced to come up with a new Esports themed death every week
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Freddie jumps from dream to dream, hoping so badly to find an "Imagine Dragons" fan so he can turn into a dragon, say "Imagine this...BITCH!" and blow fire on them.
But alas, no luck yet.
Instead he's spinning his wheels, forced to come up with a new Esports themed death every week
But alas, no luck yet.
Instead he's spinning his wheels, forced to come up with a new Esports themed death every week
People up in arms about Trump saying "Quiet, Piggy!" Like they've never hallucinated the fat boy with glasses from Lord of the Flies...🙄
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People up in arms about Trump saying "Quiet, Piggy!" Like they've never hallucinated the fat boy with glasses from Lord of the Flies...🙄
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Hey folks! We are so thankful that you helped us get our new car! Thank you! We'd still like to reach our goal here to cover the legal costs associated with obtaining guardianship of Jason. Please keep spreading the word! We love you!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey folks! We are so thankful that you helped us get our new car! Thank you! We'd still like to reach our goal here to cover the legal costs associated with obtaining guardianship of Jason. Please keep spreading the word! We love you!
PB &...J? *Chuckles* Oh heavens no! You must have misheard me. I actually ordered a Plebeian J. Just a simple jam sandwich. No fixins. Ancient Roman style.
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
PB &...J? *Chuckles* Oh heavens no! You must have misheard me. I actually ordered a Plebeian J. Just a simple jam sandwich. No fixins. Ancient Roman style.
Absolutely brilliant and wonderful. Love Dianne Ladd. First became aware of her in Wild at Heart. And 😏 She has one of the best episodes of "Celebrity Ghost Stories" in existence (her experience even involves a certain Mr. Maury Povich!)
RIP
RIP
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Absolutely brilliant and wonderful. Love Dianne Ladd. First became aware of her in Wild at Heart. And 😏 She has one of the best episodes of "Celebrity Ghost Stories" in existence (her experience even involves a certain Mr. Maury Povich!)
RIP
RIP
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we need more movies about mental illness from people that don’t have mental illnesses
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
we need more movies about mental illness from people that don’t have mental illnesses
If I didn't capture the look of the Cookie Crisp Crook, I at least matched his blood sugar levels last night
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If I didn't capture the look of the Cookie Crisp Crook, I at least matched his blood sugar levels last night
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ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)
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Illeana Douglas is Allison Janney's Wario.
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Illeana Douglas is Allison Janney's Wario.
Orson Welles on K Pop Demon Hunters and the power of hindsight
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Orson Welles on K Pop Demon Hunters and the power of hindsight
There's a chorus of ladies you can't see, dancing through your living room, singing about your life to the audience that you also can't see
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There's a chorus of ladies you can't see, dancing through your living room, singing about your life to the audience that you also can't see
One thing I didn't consider when ordering a women's sized newsboy cap is that I've previously had the following nicknames: "forehead" and "wide head"
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One thing I didn't consider when ordering a women's sized newsboy cap is that I've previously had the following nicknames: "forehead" and "wide head"
The Bible is pretty clear on this. When you die you either go to heaven or the weekend from hell
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Bible is pretty clear on this. When you die you either go to heaven or the weekend from hell
My friend group. You mess with one of us? Prepare for the wrath of all
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My friend group. You mess with one of us? Prepare for the wrath of all
I'm going to level with you Daisy: it WON'T be a stylish marriage (Gonna be pretty drab, to be honest) BUT... hear me out...I have a tandem bike fetish.
So whaddya say? Ya gonna give me your answer do or what?
So whaddya say? Ya gonna give me your answer do or what?
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm going to level with you Daisy: it WON'T be a stylish marriage (Gonna be pretty drab, to be honest) BUT... hear me out...I have a tandem bike fetish.
So whaddya say? Ya gonna give me your answer do or what?
So whaddya say? Ya gonna give me your answer do or what?
End Fascism? No, Kings!
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
End Fascism? No, Kings!
It's not so much about WHAT you do. It's about WHETHER or not you are VULGAR while you do it.
So if cussing up a storm is in your forecast? Then do not confuse my pink cheeks as the blush of a sailor. Rather, I am a citizen...who is fuming 😡
So if cussing up a storm is in your forecast? Then do not confuse my pink cheeks as the blush of a sailor. Rather, I am a citizen...who is fuming 😡
October 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's not so much about WHAT you do. It's about WHETHER or not you are VULGAR while you do it.
So if cussing up a storm is in your forecast? Then do not confuse my pink cheeks as the blush of a sailor. Rather, I am a citizen...who is fuming 😡
So if cussing up a storm is in your forecast? Then do not confuse my pink cheeks as the blush of a sailor. Rather, I am a citizen...who is fuming 😡